May I ask you something? If I turn THIS way, don't I look a LITTLE like a blue jay?
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Dr. John Dolittle:
[John is acting as a marriage counsellor to a couple of pigeons]
... It's not something you should be ashamed of. It happens to most men occasionally. You're probably under a lot of pressure. Female Pigeon:
He's not under pressure. He's not atracted to me, because I'm just a pigeon. He's a self-hating pigeon... As him what he does all day... He sits in a tree by himself - because he's too good to eat with the rest of us, when the old people feed us in the park. And the way he stares at a robin's breasts, it's enough to make you sick. Male Pigeon:
I happen to be attracted to orange breasts. Female Pigeon:
[to her husband]
You're not a robin, or a dove, or a hawk. You're a pigeon, and I'm a pigeon... Male Pigeon:
[to John]
SHe sits on the nest all day and gets crazy. Female Pigeon:
...With three eggs, and they're gonna be pigeons, too. [flies off] Male Pigeon:
[to John]
May I ask you something? If I turn THIS way, don't I look a LITTLE like a blue jay?
[John is acting as a marriage counsellor to a couple of pigeons]
... It's not something you should be ashamed of. It happens to most men occasionally. You're probably under a lot of pressure. Female Pigeon:
He's not under pressure. He's not atracted to me, because I'm just a pigeon. He's a self-hating pigeon... As him what he does all day... He sits in a tree by himself - because he's too good to eat with the rest of us, when the old people feed us in the park. And the way he stares at a robin's breasts, it's enough to make you sick. Male Pigeon:
I happen to be attracted to orange breasts. Female Pigeon:
[to her husband]
You're not a robin, or a dove, or a hawk. You're a pigeon, and I'm a pigeon... Male Pigeon:
[to John]
SHe sits on the nest all day and gets crazy. Female Pigeon:
...With three eggs, and they're gonna be pigeons, too. [flies off] Male Pigeon:
[to John]
May I ask you something? If I turn THIS way, don't I look a LITTLE like a blue jay?
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OK let's do this
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Watch your droppings This is the house of love
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East coast west coast let's unite ls Brooklyn in the house
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This should take care ofthe inflammation But who'll wipe it on for you
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Does Brad Pitt need a goat
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Don't be ashamed lt happens to most men occasionally
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You're probably under a lot of pressure He's not
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He's not interested because l'm just a pigeon
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But He's a self hating pigeon
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That is not true Ask him what he does all day
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What do l sit in a tree by myself
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Movie Summary
A doctor discovers that he can communicate with animals.
