AAAAGH!
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Dr. John Dolittle:
[when Lucky comes to see him at the Hammerstein Retreat]
What are you doing here? Lucky:
You're unbelievable. I cross three parkways at night, no less, to come to rescue you, and all I get is "What are you doing here?" Dr. John Dolittle:
This isn't a prison, it's a clinic. Lucky:
Look, the tiger's in bad shape. Dr. John Dolittle:
The tiger? Hey, listen, forget the tiger! Let me tell you something. I had a perfect life until you came along and started talkin' to me. Now I'm sittin' in a robe and slippers discussin' "Mister Ed" with these guys. You've ruined my life enough. I don't wanna talk to you anymore. Just get outta here, please? Go! This is crazy! Lucky:
Oh, I get it: now it's crazy to wanna save a tiger's life. Dr. John Dolittle:
Look, tigers die everyday. It's called nature. Lucky:
Well, let me tell you a little something about nature. I'm a dog, and I act like a dog. I don't try to be anybody else. We are who we are, and you are a doctor who can talk to animals. That's who you are. Dr. John Dolittle:
[defensive]
That is not who I am! Lucky:
Stop lying to yourself! Dr. John Dolittle:
[his anger rising by the second]
Didn't I tell you to get outta here? Get outta here! Go! Get outta here! Lucky:
[preparing to leave]
Fine. Dr. John Dolittle:
Quit comin' around and talkin' to me! Lucky:
[looking over his shoulder]
With pleasure! Dr. John Dolittle:
YOU BETTER NOT COME BACK! AAAGH! Lucky:
Bonehead. [goes on his way] Dr. John Dolittle:
[shouting to no animal in particular]
THAT MEANS ALL OF Y'ALL! LEAVE ME ALONE! STOP TALKIN' TO ME! Lucky:
Ruined his life. That's a laugh. Dr. John Dolittle:
AAAGH! AAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAGH! [after he finishes shouting, he goes back inside where the two other guys are standing there confused] Dr. John Dolittle:
AAAAGH!
[when Lucky comes to see him at the Hammerstein Retreat]
What are you doing here? Lucky:
You're unbelievable. I cross three parkways at night, no less, to come to rescue you, and all I get is "What are you doing here?" Dr. John Dolittle:
This isn't a prison, it's a clinic. Lucky:
Look, the tiger's in bad shape. Dr. John Dolittle:
The tiger? Hey, listen, forget the tiger! Let me tell you something. I had a perfect life until you came along and started talkin' to me. Now I'm sittin' in a robe and slippers discussin' "Mister Ed" with these guys. You've ruined my life enough. I don't wanna talk to you anymore. Just get outta here, please? Go! This is crazy! Lucky:
Oh, I get it: now it's crazy to wanna save a tiger's life. Dr. John Dolittle:
Look, tigers die everyday. It's called nature. Lucky:
Well, let me tell you a little something about nature. I'm a dog, and I act like a dog. I don't try to be anybody else. We are who we are, and you are a doctor who can talk to animals. That's who you are. Dr. John Dolittle:
[defensive]
That is not who I am! Lucky:
Stop lying to yourself! Dr. John Dolittle:
[his anger rising by the second]
Didn't I tell you to get outta here? Get outta here! Go! Get outta here! Lucky:
[preparing to leave]
Fine. Dr. John Dolittle:
Quit comin' around and talkin' to me! Lucky:
[looking over his shoulder]
With pleasure! Dr. John Dolittle:
YOU BETTER NOT COME BACK! AAAGH! Lucky:
Bonehead. [goes on his way] Dr. John Dolittle:
[shouting to no animal in particular]
THAT MEANS ALL OF Y'ALL! LEAVE ME ALONE! STOP TALKIN' TO ME! Lucky:
Ruined his life. That's a laugh. Dr. John Dolittle:
AAAGH! AAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAGH! [after he finishes shouting, he goes back inside where the two other guys are standing there confused] Dr. John Dolittle:
AAAAGH!
Full Transcript
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- Keep away!
- John? What are you doing?
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- I have to go back to the city, honey.
- Wait! John, why?
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- John, you just got here.
- I need a doctor.
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I mean, I am a doctor
and I got beeped, so I gotta go.
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I'm very sorry, hon. I'll talk to you later.
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I love you so much.
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(coughs)
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(squawks)
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- (ringing tone)
- Come on. Pick up the phone. Pick it up!
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- Dr. Litvack.
- Hello, Sam, how are you? It's John Dolittle!
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- John?
- How you doin'? So, enjoying your summer?
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Jeez, it's really late, John.
It's one o'clock in the morning.
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Is it really? Wow! I didn't realise it was
that late. I'm sorry. I'm on my way into town.
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I wondered if you wanted to get together
for a drink or a CAT scan or somethin'.
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A CAT scan?
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Can it wait till morning?
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I love you.
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No, I have to come right now.
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- What's wrong?
- Your face.
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- I'll hit you so hard you'll see ten more of me.
- It already smells like ten more of you.
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Come on. Bring it on. I'll tear you to pieces.
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- You are tempting fate now, buddy.
- Right here, fat boy.
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Put it right here. I'll murderise you.
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- Stick 'em up, you little rat.
- Hey, come here, you gerbil.
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- Hey, what are you looking at?
- Me?
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Yeah, you. Who else, buddy?
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I'm lookin' at a couple of greasy rats
fightin' over garbage.
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Come here and say that,
you four-eyed dufus biped!
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I'll get bubonic on your ass. Come here.
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What if I take that light bulb,
put it between your butt cheeks
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and make a rodent lamp out of you?
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Let me tell you somethin'.
I'm a human. I'm a human.
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Hey. Sam, how are you? How are you?
Thanks for comin' down, Sam. Thanks.
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- There's no abnormalities of any kind.
- All right, then.
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- Why are you hearing animal voices?
- Exactly.
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Why do I think I am if everything is fine?
I tell ya, Sam,
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I don't wanna wind up like one of these guys
on the street, talking to myself
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and stinking, with my hair all matted.
It's not a cool look.
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Have you been under
any unusual stress lately?
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Not really. My wife's been givin' me
a hard time about Calnet, but that can't be it.
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- Small potatoes.
- I did hit a dog the other day.
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Oh, my God! A dog?
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- Hey, make me feel worse, huh?
- Well, I'm sorry, but a little doggie?
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- The dog was fine. It got up and ran off.
- He was injured?
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He felt well enough to scream out
''bonehead'' before he left.
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- John, the dog couldn't have spoken to you.
- Well, Sam, with all due respect...
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No, John. The dog did not speak to you.
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Maybe you're right.
I'm sorry I woke you up for this.
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Thanks.
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Movie Summary
A doctor discovers that he can communicate with animals.
Actors
Dr. John Dolittle
Lucky
