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Why are they all wearing gas masks?

Why are they all wearing gas masks? They're not. Those masks are flesh and bone. How was...

Doctor Who • S01E10 • 2005

Why are they all wearing gas masks? They're not. Those masks are flesh and bone. How was your con supposed to work?Simple enough, really. Find some harmless piece of spacejunk, let the nearest Time Agent track it back to Earth, convincehim it's valuable, and name a price. When he's put 50% up-front, oops,a German bomb falls on it,destroys it forever. He never gets to see what he'spaid for, never knows he's been had. I buy him a drink with his ownmoney and we discuss dumb luck. The perfect, self-cleaning con. Yeah. Perfect. The London Blitzis great for self-cleaners. Pompeii's nice if you want tomake a vacation of it, though. But you've got to setyour alarm for Volcano Day

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Why are they all wearing gas masks

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They're not

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Those masks are flesh and bone

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How was your con supposed to work Simple enough really

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Find some harmless piece of space junk let the nearest Time Agent

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track it back to Earth convince him it's valuable and name a price

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When he's put 50 up front oops a German bomb falls on it destroys it forever

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He never gets to see what he's paid for never knows he's been had

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I buy him a drink with his own money and we discuss dumb luck

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The perfect self cleaning con

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Yeah Perfect The London Blitz is great for self cleaners

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Pompeii's nice if you want to make a vacation of it though

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But you've got to set your alarm for Volcano Day

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لماذا يرتدي الجميع أقنعة غاز

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غير صحيح

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هذه الأقنعة من لحم ودم

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كيف كنت ستنفذ خدعتك بطريقة بسيطة في الواقع

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أبحث عن خردة فضائية مسالمة وأرمها في طريق أقرب عميل زمني

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واجعله يتتبعها حتى الأرض حيث أقنعه أنها قيمة وأطلب نقودا

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وقبل أن تسنح له الفرصة للتأكد تسقط فنبلة ألمانية عليها وتدمرها للأبد

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لا تسنح له الفرصة لرؤية ما اشتراه ولا يعلم أبدا انه قد خ دع

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أدعوه لشراب مما دفعه لي وأجلس معه لنتكلم عن الحظ العاثر

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عملية نصب نظيفة مثالية

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نعم مثالية القصف الجوي مناسب لإخفاء الآثار

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يمكن ان تقضي إجاوة لطيفة في بومبيي في الهند

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على شرط أن تضبط ساعتك لتتذكر يوم انفجار البركان

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Pourquoi portent ils un masque à gaz

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C'est pas un masque à gaz Il est fait de chair et de sang

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Comment fonctionne votre arnaque

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C'est vraiment très simple

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Je cherche des débris spatiaux inoffensifs

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j'attire un Agent du Temps sur Terre

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il croit que ça vaut cher on fixe un prix

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Dès qu'il en a payé 50

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une bombe allemande tombe dessus le détruisant pour toujours

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Il ne verra jamais son achat

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Il ne saura pas que je l'ai escroqué

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Je lui paie un verre avec son argent

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et ensemble on maudit sa malchance

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L'arnaque parfaite

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Oui parfaite Le Blitz de Londres efface les traces

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Pompéi est sympa pour les vacances

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mais il vaut mieux mettre son réveil le jour de l'éruption

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Warum tragen die alle Gasmasken Tun sie nicht

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Die Masken sind aus Fleisch und Blut

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Wie sollte dein Schwindel funktionieren Eigentlich ganz einfach

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Ich finde irgendein harmloses Stück Weltraumschrott

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lasse es den nächstbesten Time Agent bis auf die Erde verfolgen

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Überzeuge ihn dass es wertvoll ist und nenne einen Preis

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Und wenn er 50 angezahlt hat

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Oops fällt eine deutsche Bombe drauf zerstört es völlig

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Er sieht nie wofür er bezahlt hat

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erfährt nie dass er betrogen wurde

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Ich spendiere ihm einen Drink von seinem eigenen Geld

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und wir reden über dumme Zufälle

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Der perfekte selbst verschleiernde Betrug

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Yeah perfekt London Blitz ist großartig zum verschleiern

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Pompeji ist nett wenn man einen Urlaub daraus machen will

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aber man muss seinen Wecker stellen für den Tag des Vulkanausbruchs

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なぜガスマスクを

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あれは肉と骨で出来てる

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君の詐欺の手は

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単純さ

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宇宙のゴミを見つけ

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タイムエージェントをおびき寄せる

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前金を頂いたところでドイツ軍がゴミを破壊

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君らは買った物の正体も分からず

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僕が慰めに一杯おごる

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完ぺきだった

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そうだな

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ロンドン以外にボンベイも考えたが

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火山噴火と合わせるのが難しい

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Почему на всех надеты противогазы

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Они не надеты

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Маски продолжение их тел

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В чём заключалась твоя афера На самом деле всё было очень просто

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Найти безобидный космический мусор позволить ближайшему Агенту Времени

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выследить его до Земли убедить его в ценности мусора и назвать цену

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Когда он вносит 50 цены ой на товар падает немецкая бомба навсегда его уничтожая

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Агент так и не узнает за что заплатил не поймёт что его надули

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Я угощаю его выпивкой за его же деньги и мы обсуждаем слепую удачу

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Великолепная чистая афера

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Да Великолепная Лондонская бомбёжка отлично подходит для чистых афер

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Хотя сгодятся и Помпеи если хочется ещё и отдохнуть

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Но приходится ставить будильник на день извержения

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Por qué todos llevan máscaras antigas

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No son mascaras

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Esas máscaras son de carne y hueso

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Cómo se supone que iba a ser el trabajo de su timo Bastante sencillo realmente

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Encuentro algún pedazo inofensivo de basura espacial localizo al Agente del Tiempo mas cercano

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camino de vuelta a la Tierra lo convenzo que es valioso y le pongo un precio

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Cuándo él ha pagado el 50 oops una bomba alemana cae encima del trasto destruyéndolo para siempre

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El nunca consigue ver lo que ha comprado no llega a saber lo que era

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Yo le compro una bebida con su propio dinero y conversamos de nuestra mala suerte

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El perfecto timo autolimpiable

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Sí perfecto Los bombardeos de Londres son magníficos para la auto limpieza

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Sin embargo Pompeya es un lugar agradable si queréis ir de vacaciones

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Pero tenéis que poner la alarma en el Día que explota el Volcán

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Why are they all wearing gas masks They're not

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Those masks are flesh and bone

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How was your con supposed to work Simple enough really

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Find some harmless piece of space junk

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let the nearest Time Agent track it back to Earth

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convince him it's valuable and name a price

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When he's put 50 upfront oops

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German bomb falls on it destroys it forever

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He never gets to see what he's paid for never knows he's been had

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I buy him a drink with his own money and we discuss dumb luck

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The perfect self cleaning con Yeah Perfect

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The London Blitz is great for self cleaners

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Pompeii's nice if you want to make a vacation of it though

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But you've got to set your alarm for Volcano Day

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Duration

42 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:03:25

Uploaded

Mar 11, 2026

Season

1

Episode

10

Genres

adventure, drama, sci-fi

Production

Vendôme Production,France 2 Cinéma,SND,Canal+

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Movie Summary

The further adventures in time and space of the alien adventurer known as the Doctor and their companions from planet Earth.