"Dodgeball" quotes
A group of misfits enter a Las Vegas dodgeball tournament in order to save their cherished local gym from the onslaught of a corporate health fitness chain.
Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber
Writer: Rawson Marshall Thurber
Production: Red Hour Productions
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 55/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $114,326,736
Released: 18 Jun 2004
Awards: 2 wins & 9 nominations.
145 Clips
Cotton McknightPepper BrooksPatches O'houlihanJustinLance ArmstrongPeter La FleurKate VeatchWhite GoodmanDwightAmberCasino WorkerOwenDodgeball ChancellorSteve The PirateGordonYoung Patches O'houlihanWeird Guy With Monster TruckTimmyMr. RalphAngry Troop #417 GirlAngry Troop #417 Girl #2Tournament RefereeChuck NorrisMe'shell JonesCotton McknightPepper BrooksPatches O'houlihanJustinLance ArmstrongPeter La FleurKate VeatchWhite GoodmanDwightAmberCasino WorkerOwenDodgeball ChancellorSteve The PirateGordonYoung Patches O'houlihanFranWeird Guy With Monster TruckUber Film NarratorTimmyMr. RalphAngry Troop #417 GirlAngry Troop #417 Girl #2Tournament RefereeChuck NorrisGerman CoachMe'shell Jones
00:13 My milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard
00:06 Winner Average Joe's
00:09 That's court misconduct
00:12 They better chiggity check themselves before they wreck...
00:26 Let's play smart
00:14 I know you've been hiding some feelings for me
00:18 You like the freaky stuff
00:10 I spoke to White Goodman before the match
00:07 If you're not a pirate
00:07 Do you smell that fitness
00:20 My gym makes money
00:05 You must be Daddy
00:06 You're going down La Fleur like a sweet muffin
00:05 Those men and that muff diver believe in you
00:07 Go you crazy son of a bitch Go He's on the warpath
00:05 Suck failure freaks
00:17 Do they love you
00:15 Let's have a clean match
00:13 They usually follow good nights
00:08 Prepare to be humiliated on cable television
00:26 I'm Peter La Fleur
00:05 Nobody makes me bleed my own blood Nobody
00:26 No elimination Double fault You stepped over the line on the...
00:09 It was an accident I thought she was in play Not a chance
00:17 Your best player thinks he's a pirate
00:28 Where do you go when your wife changes the locks
00:04 My sweet dick it's magic
00:09 You're about as useful as a poopie flavored lollipop
00:16 And trust your instincts
00:13 Globo Gym is a beacon of human physical perfection
00:16 I found that if you have a goal
00:23 Your gym isn't even worth four
00:34 How many teams are in this qualifier
00:13 I've got some hookers in my room What do you say we go...
00:06 Good toss by the submissive out there
00:18 I guess it just wasn't in the cards
00:12 It could be any one of us at this point Go ahead make your...
00:15 We haven't seen Average Joe's yet
00:12 We ARE the Globo Gym Purple Cobras
00:21 You asked me to come
00:12 It looks like the clock is about to strike midnight on this...
00:06 Thank you Chuck Norris Thank you Peter
00:09 At Globo Gym we're better than you and we know it
00:08 To be continued
00:14 I wasn't aware I was paying you to socialize
00:07 I get better runs in my shorts
00:06 That is pure poppycock
00:06 Hey asshole you guys suck
00:19 They're not freaks
00:16 In thirty days I'll be bulldozing that shit heap you...
00:05 I'm gonna send you all to hell
00:07 I ain't crazy and I ain't a guy
01:08 Uber American Instructional Films
00:24 We're better than you
00:18 Is a really interesting painting
00:24 That's the deal
01:00 Meet Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichsky
00:19 A city built of hot sand
00:13 We could sell blood and semen
00:06 You had me at blood and semen
00:14 And they'll take care of you
00:09 It's probably the way he wanted to go
00:04 Goddamn you Bernice
00:17 You fired me so I would date you
00:08 We're gonna pecker slap those Globo Gym bastards
00:07 You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat
00:14 I won that tournament
00:16 Ladies and gentlemen it's the greatest happening in...
00:07 You're adopted Your parents don't even love you
00:10 I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until eight
00:14 This doesn't concern you La Fleur
00:09 Dodgeball is a sport of violence
00:16 What are you doing here
00:36 Without Patches
00:05 I like unicorns
00:26 Guys Not to be a nay sayer or anything but the only customer...
00:16 My sweet Jesus
00:07 I feel like I'm watching a Cher video
00:07 I love the smell of queef in the morning
Cast
Peter La Fleur - Vince Vaughn
Kate Veatch - Christine Taylor
White Goodman - Ben Stiller
Patches O'Houlihan - Rip Torn
Justin - Justin Long