To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
And they'll take care of you
Please log in to add to collections.
Dodgeball

This is Patches O'Houlihan saying "Take care of your balls, and they'll take care of you."

Young Patches O'Houlihan:

This is Patches O'Houlihan saying "Take care of your balls, and they'll take care of you."

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.036
Till next time This is Patches O'Houlihan
00:00:04.128 --> 00:00:08.873
saying Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you
Duration
14 seconds
Views
1,129
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:29
Uploaded
Nov 23, 2022
Genres
comedy, sport
Production
20th Century Fox,Red Hour

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

A group of misfits enter a Las Vegas dodgeball tournament in order to save their cherished local gym from the onslaught of a corporate health fitness chain.

Actors

Hank Azaria
Young Patches O'houlihan
Hank Azaria
Saying Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you - Dodgeball 00:14
Saying Take care of your balls and they'll take care of...
Do you realize you haven't collected any membership fees in 13 months - Dodgeball 00:32
Do you realize you haven't collected any membership...
They usually follow good nights - Dodgeball 00:13
They usually follow good nights
That doesn't mean love - Dodgeball 00:21
That doesn't mean love
How many teams are in this qualifier - Dodgeball 00:34
How many teams are in this qualifier
I'm gonna send you all to hell - Dodgeball 00:05
I'm gonna send you all to hell
You're adopted Your parents don't even love you - Dodgeball 00:07
You're adopted Your parents don't even love you
Goddamn you Bernice - Dodgeball 00:04
Goddamn you Bernice
I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until eight - Dodgeball 00:10
I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until eight
I wasn't aware I was paying you to socialize - Dodgeball 00:14
I wasn't aware I was paying you to socialize
Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to Blade - Dodgeball 00:18
Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to Blade
Meet Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichsky - Dodgeball 01:00
Meet Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichsky
Your best player thinks he's a pirate - Dodgeball 00:17
Your best player thinks he's a pirate
It could be any one of us at this point Go ahead make your jokes Mr - Dodgeball 00:12
It could be any one of us at this point Go ahead make your...
If you want to have dodgeball victory - Dodgeball 00:11
If you want to have dodgeball victory
I ain't crazy and I ain't a guy - Dodgeball 00:07
I ain't crazy and I ain't a guy
I love the smell of queef in the morning - Dodgeball 00:07
I love the smell of queef in the morning
Then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball - Dodgeball 00:13
Then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball
If you can dodge a wrench - Dodgeball 00:06
If you can dodge a wrench
Are you sure that this is completely necessary - Dodgeball 00:20
Are you sure that this is completely necessary