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And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to...

Patches O'Houlihan:

[giving the pre-match pep talk]
And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there!

Full Transcript

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Blockers in the centre funnelling aim low and will someone catch a goddamned ball
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It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there
Duration
16 seconds
Views
6,571
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:26
Uploaded
Nov 23, 2022
Genres
comedy, sport
Production
20th Century Fox,Red Hour

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Movie Summary

A group of misfits enter a Las Vegas dodgeball tournament in order to save their cherished local gym from the onslaught of a corporate health fitness chain.

Actors

Rip Torn
Patches O'houlihan
Rip Torn
Vince Vaughn
Peter La Fleur
Vince Vaughn
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Right in the testicles
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Go you crazy son of a bitch Go He's on the warpath
We're gonna pecker slap those Globo Gym bastards - Dodgeball 00:08
We're gonna pecker slap those Globo Gym bastards
It's probably the way he wanted to go - Dodgeball 00:09
It's probably the way he wanted to go
They don't make a sorry your coach just got crushed by two tons of irony Hallmark card - Dodgeball 00:13
They don't make a sorry your coach just got crushed by...
That's the deal - Dodgeball 00:24
That's the deal
Do they love you - Dodgeball 00:17
Do they love you
And I know you know that I know you - Dodgeball 00:10
And I know you know that I know you
Without Patches - Dodgeball 00:36
Without Patches
Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster - Dodgeball 00:06
Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster
You are the one that stares at me - Dodgeball 00:16
You are the one that stares at me
I spoke to White Goodman before the match - Dodgeball 00:10
I spoke to White Goodman before the match
We haven't seen Average Joe's yet - Dodgeball 00:15
We haven't seen Average Joe's yet
Could I get a bottle of water - Dodgeball 01:16
Could I get a bottle of water
It's a bold strategy - Dodgeball 00:14
It's a bold strategy
That is pure poppycock - Dodgeball 00:06
That is pure poppycock
Thank you Chuck Norris Thank you Peter - Dodgeball 00:06
Thank you Chuck Norris Thank you Peter