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Mr. Ralph:
Unfortunately for Troop 417, during the ADAA-required random drug screening, one of your player's urine tested positive for 3 separate types of anabolic steroids & a low-grade... beaver tranquilizer. I'm afraid, by rule, your team must be disqualified. Angry Troop #417 Girl:
[throws her cap into Bernice's chest and storms off]
Goddamn you Bernice! Ooohh! [Bernice, a very hairy & large girl with a very deep voice & slight mustache cries into her hands] Mr. Ralph:
By the power vested in me, I declared the winner of this year's Dodgeball regional qualified tournament and grammar jamboree to be... Average Joe's Gym! [Peter, Owen, Gordon, Justin, Dwight and Steve the Pirate cheering] Angry Troop #417 Girl #2:
[to Bernice]
You lied! [Bernice crying continues]
Unfortunately for Troop 417, during the ADAA-required random drug screening, one of your player's urine tested positive for 3 separate types of anabolic steroids & a low-grade... beaver tranquilizer. I'm afraid, by rule, your team must be disqualified. Angry Troop #417 Girl:
[throws her cap into Bernice's chest and storms off]
Goddamn you Bernice! Ooohh! [Bernice, a very hairy & large girl with a very deep voice & slight mustache cries into her hands] Mr. Ralph:
By the power vested in me, I declared the winner of this year's Dodgeball regional qualified tournament and grammar jamboree to be... Average Joe's Gym! [Peter, Owen, Gordon, Justin, Dwight and Steve the Pirate cheering] Angry Troop #417 Girl #2:
[to Bernice]
You lied! [Bernice crying continues]
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Movie Summary
A group of misfits enter a Las Vegas dodgeball tournament in order to save their cherished local gym from the onslaught of a corporate health fitness chain.
