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[a classic Dodgeball instructional film begins] Uber Film Narrator:
[U.A.I.F fanfare]
Uber-American Instructional Films, teaching America's youth since 1938. [Opening; A boy rides a scooter, while a girl jogs behind him. Now we see a young boy painting a fence] Uber Film Narrator:
Hey there, Timmy! Timmy:
[yells]
Holy mackerel, Mister. You scared the jeepers out of me. Uber Film Narrator:
How would you like to take a break from that fine lead-based paint... and learn about Dodgeball? Timmy:
Boy, would I! [the next scene take Timmy into a Opium Dem in China] Timmy:
Wow! Where am I, Mister? Uber Film Narrator:
You're in a Chinese Opium Dem, Timmy. This is where the sport of Dodgeball was invented in the 15th Century... by Opium-addictive Chinamen. But back then, the Chinamen threw severed heads at each other, instead of the A.D.A.A.-approved balls we use today. Timmy:
A.D.A.A.? Uber Film Narrator:
That's the American Dodgeball Association of America. Dodgeball is played with six players on each team... and six rubber balls. The object of the game is to eliminate the opposing players. Once all the players on team are eliminated, the opposing team wins! Timmy:
Wow! I can't wait to get the fellas together and play!
[U.A.I.F fanfare]
Uber-American Instructional Films, teaching America's youth since 1938. [Opening; A boy rides a scooter, while a girl jogs behind him. Now we see a young boy painting a fence] Uber Film Narrator:
Hey there, Timmy! Timmy:
[yells]
Holy mackerel, Mister. You scared the jeepers out of me. Uber Film Narrator:
How would you like to take a break from that fine lead-based paint... and learn about Dodgeball? Timmy:
Boy, would I! [the next scene take Timmy into a Opium Dem in China] Timmy:
Wow! Where am I, Mister? Uber Film Narrator:
You're in a Chinese Opium Dem, Timmy. This is where the sport of Dodgeball was invented in the 15th Century... by Opium-addictive Chinamen. But back then, the Chinamen threw severed heads at each other, instead of the A.D.A.A.-approved balls we use today. Timmy:
A.D.A.A.? Uber Film Narrator:
That's the American Dodgeball Association of America. Dodgeball is played with six players on each team... and six rubber balls. The object of the game is to eliminate the opposing players. Once all the players on team are eliminated, the opposing team wins! Timmy:
Wow! I can't wait to get the fellas together and play!
Full Transcript
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Uber American lnstructional films teaching America's youth since 1938
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Hey there Timmy
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Holy mackerel mister You scared the jeepers out of me
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How'd you like to take a break from that fine lead based paint
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and learn about dodgeball
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Boy would l
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Where am l mister You're in a Chinese opium den Timmy
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This is where dodgeball was invented in the 15th century
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by opium addicted Chinamen
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Back then the Chinamen threw severed human heads at each another
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instead of the ADAA approved balls we use today
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ADAA
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That's the American Dodgeball Association of America
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Dodgeball is played with six players on each team and six rubber balls
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The object of the game is to eliminate the opposing players
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Movie Summary
A group of misfits enter a Las Vegas dodgeball tournament in order to save their cherished local gym from the onslaught of a corporate health fitness chain.
Actors
Timmy
