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Dodgeball

First of all, he is way more of a pirate than you'll ever be!

White Goodman:

Team? What team? Your best player thinks he's a pirate. Peter La Fleur:
First of all, he is way more of a pirate than you'll ever be!

Full Transcript

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What team Your best player thinks he's a pirate
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First of all he is way more of a pirate than you will ever be
Duration
17 seconds
Views
2,174
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:03
Uploaded
Nov 23, 2022
Genres
comedy, sport
Production
20th Century Fox,Red Hour

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Movie Summary

A group of misfits enter a Las Vegas dodgeball tournament in order to save their cherished local gym from the onslaught of a corporate health fitness chain.

Actors

Ben Stiller
White Goodman
Ben Stiller
Vince Vaughn
Peter La Fleur
Vince Vaughn
It could be any one of us at this point Go ahead make your jokes Mr - Dodgeball 00:12
It could be any one of us at this point Go ahead make your...
If you want to have dodgeball victory - Dodgeball 00:11
If you want to have dodgeball victory
I ain't crazy and I ain't a guy - Dodgeball 00:07
I ain't crazy and I ain't a guy
I love the smell of queef in the morning - Dodgeball 00:07
I love the smell of queef in the morning
Then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball - Dodgeball 00:13
Then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball
If you can dodge a wrench - Dodgeball 00:06
If you can dodge a wrench
Are you sure that this is completely necessary - Dodgeball 00:20
Are you sure that this is completely necessary
I get better runs in my shorts - Dodgeball 00:07
I get better runs in my shorts
You can dodge a ball - Dodgeball 00:09
You can dodge a ball
You're about as useful as a poopie flavored lollipop - Dodgeball 00:09
You're about as useful as a poopie flavored lollipop
You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat - Dodgeball 00:07
You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat
In the bathroom - Dodgeball 00:38
In the bathroom
Eight years of softball - Dodgeball 00:13
Eight years of softball
It's time to put your mouth where our balls are - Dodgeball 00:06
It's time to put your mouth where our balls are
What are you doing here - Dodgeball 00:16
What are you doing here
You fired me so I would date you - Dodgeball 00:17
You fired me so I would date you
I know you've been hiding some feelings for me - Dodgeball 00:14
I know you've been hiding some feelings for me
You like the freaky stuff - Dodgeball 00:18
You like the freaky stuff
This doesn't concern you - Dodgeball 00:59
This doesn't concern you
To be continued - Dodgeball 00:08
To be continued