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"Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story" quotes

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A group of misfits enter a Las Vegas dodgeball tournament in order to save their cherished local gym from the onslaught of a corporate health fitness chain.

Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber
Writer: Rawson Marshall Thurber
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, sport
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 55/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $114,326,736
Released: 18 Jun 2004
Awards: 2 wins & 9 nominations

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Cotton McknightPepper BrooksPatches O'houlihanJustinLance ArmstrongPeter La FleurKate VeatchWhite GoodmanDwightAmberCasino WorkerOwenDodgeball ChancellorSteve The PirateGordonYoung Patches O'houlihanWeird Guy With Monster TruckTimmyMr. RalphAngry Troop #417 GirlAngry Troop #417 Girl #2Tournament RefereeChuck NorrisMe'shell JonesCotton McknightPepper BrooksPatches O'houlihanJustinLance ArmstrongPeter La FleurKate VeatchWhite GoodmanDwightAmberCasino WorkerOwenDodgeball ChancellorSteve The PirateGordonYoung Patches O'houlihanFranWeird Guy With Monster TruckUber Film NarratorTimmyMr. RalphAngry Troop #417 GirlAngry Troop #417 Girl #2Tournament RefereeChuck NorrisGerman CoachMe'shell Jones
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Make your jokes - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 01:26 Make your jokes Looks like it's gonna be a two on one - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:29 Looks like it's gonna be a two on one I have been to the Great Wall of China - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 01:24 I have been to the Great Wall of China We're opening a new Globo Gym in Mexico City - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:28 We're opening a new Globo Gym in Mexico City Hang on a second - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:32 Hang on a second Who's Steve the Pirate - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:45 Who's Steve the Pirate Fatty make a funny - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:08 Fatty make a funny Don't worry so much about this Amber situation - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:34 Don't worry so much about this Amber situation I hope he falls off the roller coaster and breaks every bone in his body - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:31 I hope he falls off the roller coaster and breaks every bone... And it's that weird guy who keeps paying Justin to wash his truck - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:38 And it's that weird guy who keeps paying Justin to wash... I can assure you this is a very serious situation - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 01:03 I can assure you this is a very serious situation I'm White Goodman - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 03:53 I'm White Goodman Your gym is a skidmark on the underpants of society - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:18 Your gym is a skidmark on the underpants of society I'm not a banker - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:21 I'm not a banker Just high school's changed a little since I was a kid - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:59 Just high school's changed a little since I was a kid There's someone out there for everybody - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:29 There's someone out there for everybody By the power vested in me - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 01:26 By the power vested in me In the bathroom - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:38 In the bathroom It's a bold strategy - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:14 It's a bold strategy If you can dodge a wrench - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:06 If you can dodge a wrench Hell son You're about as useful as a cock flavoured lollipop - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:09 Hell son You're about as useful as a cock flavoured... Could I get a bottle of water - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 01:16 Could I get a bottle of water In 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:13 In 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all Are you sure that this is completely necessary - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:20 Are you sure that this is completely necessary Do you realize you haven't collected any membership fees in 13 months - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:32 Do you realize you haven't collected any membership... Then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:13 Then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball You really think you can come here and buy me out you're a lot dumber than I thought - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:14 You really think you can come here and buy me out... And I know you know that I know you - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:10 And I know you know that I know you I told you she was a lesbian - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:18 I told you she was a lesbian And will someone catch a goddamn ball - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:16 And will someone catch a goddamn ball Is that what you call sleeping with three of my female trainers - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:49 Is that what you call sleeping with three of my female... This doesn't concern you - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:59 This doesn't concern you Jokey Joke maker - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:35 Jokey Joke maker Joanie loves Chachi - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:11 Joanie loves Chachi Effin' A Cotton Effin' A - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:14 Effin' A Cotton Effin' A I appreciate it - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:31 I appreciate it We should date some time - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:27 We should date some time The men from the boys - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:09 The men from the boys Looks like it's gonna be a two on one a menage a trois of pain - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:11 Looks like it's gonna be a two on one a menage a trois... Fuckin' Chuck Norris - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:14 Fuckin' Chuck Norris You can dodge a ball - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:09 You can dodge a ball Stick it in your ear - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:44 Stick it in your ear Eight years of softball - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:13 Eight years of softball Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to Blade - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:18 Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to Blade Average Joe's has a tough job - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:12 Average Joe's has a tough job Right in the testicles - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:08 Right in the testicles Just don't go cryin' to your mommy when I spank you in front of all these people - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:34 Just don't go cryin' to your mommy when I spank... Let me tell you - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:16 Let me tell you Are you reading the dictionary - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:11 Are you reading the dictionary If you want to have dodgeball victory - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:11 If you want to have dodgeball victory Saying Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:14 Saying Take care of your balls and they'll take care of... It's time to put your mouth where our balls are - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:06 It's time to put your mouth where our balls are The dread pirate Steve be in no man's debt - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:16 The dread pirate Steve be in no man's debt My The Germans losing in the first round and Average Joe's wins in a shocking upset - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:15 My The Germans losing in the first round and Average... I hope you're all happy now - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:43 I hope you're all happy now Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:06 Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster Unless you're into that sort of thing - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:22 Unless you're into that sort of thing That doesn't mean love - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:21 That doesn't mean love We're opening a new Globo Gym in Mexico City I've been boning up on my Spanish - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:16 We're opening a new Globo Gym in Mexico City I've... They don't make a sorry your coach just got crushed by two tons of irony Hallmark card - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:13 They don't make a sorry your coach just got crushed by... You are the one that stares at me - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:16 You are the one that stares at me I'm White you know - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:06 I'm White you know I love the smell of queef in the morning - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:07 I love the smell of queef in the morning I feel like I'm watching a Cher video - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:07 I feel like I'm watching a Cher video My sweet Jesus - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:16 My sweet Jesus Guys Not to be a nay sayer or anything but the only customer we've had - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:26 Guys Not to be a nay sayer or anything but the only customer... I like unicorns - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:05 I like unicorns Without Patches - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:36 Without Patches What are you doing here - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:16 What are you doing here Dodgeball is a sport of violence - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:09 Dodgeball is a sport of violence This doesn't concern you La Fleur - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:14 This doesn't concern you La Fleur I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until eight - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:10 I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until eight You're adopted Your parents don't even love you - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:07 You're adopted Your parents don't even love you Ladies and gentlemen it's the greatest happening in sport Sudden death dodgeball - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:16 Ladies and gentlemen it's the greatest happening in... I won that tournament - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:14 I won that tournament You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:07 You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat We're gonna pecker slap those Globo Gym bastards - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:08 We're gonna pecker slap those Globo Gym bastards You fired me so I would date you - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:17 You fired me so I would date you Goddamn you Bernice - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:04 Goddamn you Bernice It's probably the way he wanted to go - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:09 It's probably the way he wanted to go And they'll take care of you - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:14 And they'll take care of you You had me at blood and semen - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:06 You had me at blood and semen We could sell blood and semen - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:13 We could sell blood and semen A city built of hot sand - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:19 A city built of hot sand Meet Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichsky - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 01:00 Meet Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichsky That's the deal - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:24 That's the deal Is a really interesting painting - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:18 Is a really interesting painting We're better than you - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 00:24 We're better than you Uber American Instructional Films - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 01:08 Uber American Instructional Films
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