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"Dog Soldiers" quotes

Dog Soldiers poster
A routine military exercise turns into a nightmare in the Scotland wilderness.

Director: Neil Marshall
Writer: Neil Marshall
Production: N/A
Year: 2002
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 10 May 2002
Awards: 5 wins & 7 nominations

110 video clips

Planning on scoring - Dog Soldiers 00:21 Planning on scoring RTU this pathetic piece of shit - Dog Soldiers 00:19 RTU this pathetic piece of shit This is definitely better than being at work - Dog Soldiers 01:23 This is definitely better than being at work And to the point - Dog Soldiers 00:37 And to the point Clean dispersal - Dog Soldiers 00:33 Clean dispersal I don't believe this - Dog Soldiers 00:56 I don't believe this If we do happen to make contact - Dog Soldiers 01:18 If we do happen to make contact We are now up against live - Dog Soldiers 00:14 We are now up against live I hope I give you the shits - Dog Soldiers 00:06 I hope I give you the shits My guts are out Coop - Dog Soldiers 00:11 My guts are out Coop Werewolves spend most of their time in human form - Dog Soldiers 00:23 Werewolves spend most of their time in human form Something fast and loud - Dog Soldiers 00:04 Something fast and loud You fuckin' pussy - Dog Soldiers 00:12 You fuckin' pussy All right you bastards - Dog Soldiers 00:27 All right you bastards You don't fuckin' have any - Dog Soldiers 00:12 You don't fuckin' have any Sausages - Dog Soldiers 00:04 Sausages Controlled bursts - Dog Soldiers 00:05 Controlled bursts What scares you - Dog Soldiers 00:41 What scares you There is no Spoon - Dog Soldiers 00:11 There is no Spoon Know what this reminds me of - Dog Soldiers 00:24 Know what this reminds me of I just didn't make it out this time - Dog Soldiers 00:17 I just didn't make it out this time It's that time of month - Dog Soldiers 00:04 It's that time of month There's no way I'm about to break radio silence - Dog Soldiers 00:08 There's no way I'm about to break radio silence We either stay and snuff it - Dog Soldiers 00:17 We either stay and snuff it But I'm the real thing - Dog Soldiers 00:09 But I'm the real thing So this bloke walks into a pub right - Dog Soldiers 00:28 So this bloke walks into a pub right We've come to nick ya video - Dog Soldiers 00:07 We've come to nick ya video This gives me better piece of mind - Dog Soldiers 00:14 This gives me better piece of mind You cannot tell me that is fucking normal - Dog Soldiers 00:05 You cannot tell me that is fucking normal With sweeping patrols between each of these bunkers - Dog Soldiers 00:08 With sweeping patrols between each of these bunkers Do you think it's all over - Dog Soldiers 00:04 Do you think it's all over You live and learn - Dog Soldiers 00:04 You live and learn They were always here - Dog Soldiers 00:06 They were always here This gives me better peace of mind - Dog Soldiers 00:17 This gives me better peace of mind We were attacked by huge fuckin' howlin' things - Dog Soldiers 00:08 We were attacked by huge fuckin' howlin' things We've come to nick your video - Dog Soldiers 00:07 We've come to nick your video You know the little things that make your skin crawl - Dog Soldiers 00:10 You know the little things that make your skin crawl More like pussies - Dog Soldiers 00:04 More like pussies Sarge Sarge wake up Wake up you fuck - Dog Soldiers 00:07 Sarge Sarge wake up Wake up you fuck We go together or we don't fuckin' go - Dog Soldiers 00:04 We go together or we don't fuckin' go This is so fucking bone - Dog Soldiers 00:28 This is so fucking bone Fucking shift it - Dog Soldiers 00:06 Fucking shift it I may be nuts but I'm no fruitcake - Dog Soldiers 00:07 I may be nuts but I'm no fruitcake Shit I don't believe it - Dog Soldiers 00:03 Shit I don't believe it When the moon is full - Dog Soldiers 00:28 When the moon is full Roast their bollocks off - Dog Soldiers 00:04 Roast their bollocks off Natural causes my ass - Dog Soldiers 00:05 Natural causes my ass With Ryan it onlt took a couple of hours mate - Dog Soldiers 00:26 With Ryan it onlt took a couple of hours mate I've got a real craving for a kebab - Dog Soldiers 00:04 I've got a real craving for a kebab Absolutely fucking top fucking bollocks - Dog Soldiers 00:05 Absolutely fucking top fucking bollocks I'm in the closet - Dog Soldiers 00:04 I'm in the closet You all right - Dog Soldiers 00:06 You all right He didn't want Joe to hear the footy results - Dog Soldiers 00:06 He didn't want Joe to hear the footy results I'm still not convinced that these things didn't escape from the local nuthouse - Dog Soldiers 00:09 I'm still not convinced that these things didn't... Don't stare back - Dog Soldiers 00:08 Don't stare back You remember Joe - Dog Soldiers 00:34 You remember Joe Live and learn Cooper - Dog Soldiers 00:06 Live and learn Cooper Then I remembered you - Dog Soldiers 00:08 Then I remembered you Open your mouth - Dog Soldiers 00:06 Open your mouth They were MY men - Dog Soldiers 00:07 They were MY men What are our chances - Dog Soldiers 00:20 What are our chances I tell you what - Dog Soldiers 00:09 I tell you what Can't believe I'm missin' the footy for this - Dog Soldiers 00:18 Can't believe I'm missin' the footy for this You're serious about this werewolf thing aren't ya - Dog Soldiers 00:15 You're serious about this werewolf thing aren't ya Fucking bastard - Dog Soldiers 00:35 Fucking bastard Have you ever heard of Special Weapons Division - Dog Soldiers 00:15 Have you ever heard of Special Weapons Division When we blow that fuse up that place is gonna look like Zabriskie Point - Dog Soldiers 00:06 When we blow that fuse up that place is gonna look like... They tore them to pieces in front of my eyes - Dog Soldiers 00:06 They tore them to pieces in front of my eyes Just cause its nice and new and shiny doesn't mean its worth shit - Dog Soldiers 00:12 Just cause its nice and new and shiny doesn't mean its... What the fuck - Dog Soldiers 00:04 What the fuck Being nice to women will get you nowhere Cooper - Dog Soldiers 01:11 Being nice to women will get you nowhere Cooper Just fucking lie down - Dog Soldiers 00:04 Just fucking lie down Why would they put a bug in our radio - Dog Soldiers 00:08 Why would they put a bug in our radio You women - Dog Soldiers 00:07 You women Get on the radio - Dog Soldiers 00:38 Get on the radio No You're gonna thank us for this in the morning - Dog Soldiers 00:50 No You're gonna thank us for this in the morning You're taking the piss - Dog Soldiers 00:21 You're taking the piss I came here to be at one with nature - Dog Soldiers 00:08 I came here to be at one with nature How'd you like them tomatoes - Dog Soldiers 00:07 How'd you like them tomatoes Up until today you believed there was a line between myth and reality - Dog Soldiers 00:28 Up until today you believed there was a line between myth... There are some places you really shouldn't go - Dog Soldiers 00:05 There are some places you really shouldn't go What's the glue for - Dog Soldiers 00:17 What's the glue for But they're good people - Dog Soldiers 00:08 But they're good people Or the rest of us keep them occupied while one of us goes for help - Dog Soldiers 00:14 Or the rest of us keep them occupied while one of us goes... Where the hell are we now - Dog Soldiers 00:06 Where the hell are we now But in removing your enemy's capacity to hunt you down - Dog Soldiers 00:34 But in removing your enemy's capacity to hunt you down The only people who go looking for trouble are Kamikazes - Dog Soldiers 00:08 The only people who go looking for trouble are Kamikazes We're on a different level here - Dog Soldiers 00:06 We're on a different level here We are gonna make it through this - Dog Soldiers 00:07 We are gonna make it through this

Cast

Sgt. Harry G. Wells - Sean Pertwee
Pvt. Cooper - Kevin McKidd
Megan - Emma Cleasby
Capt. Ryan - Liam Cunningham
Cpl. Bruce Campbell - Thomas Lockyer