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But I'm supposed to be in it I was the 13th apostle
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Dogma

I'm supposed to be in it. I was the thirteenth apostle

Dogma • 1999
Rufus:

[about the bible]
I'm supposed to be in it. I was the thirteenth apostle

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But I'm supposed to be in it I was the 13th apostle
Duration
5 seconds
Views
2,142
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:51
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2022
Genres
fantasy, comedy, adventure
Production
View Askew Productions

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Movie Summary

The latest battle in the eternal war between Good and Evil has come to New Jersey in the late, late 20th Century. Angels, demons, apostles and prophets (of a sort) walk among the cynics and innocents of America and duke it out for the fate of humankind.

Actors

Chris Rock
Rufus
Chris Rock
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