Get me a... Holy Bartender. Never heard of it. Ahh, he doesn't know how to make a Holy...
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Azrael:
Get me a... Holy Bartender.
Bartender:
Never heard of it.
Azrael:
Ahh, he doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender. You do, don't you, Muse?
Serendipity:
Don't...
Azrael:
Ahh, anybody? No?
[Jay and Silent Bob shake their heads]
Azrael:
Well, I know how to make a Holy Bartender...
[Azrael pulls out an MAC-11, shoots the bartender repeatedly, then laughs hysterically]
Azrael:
Get it?
Serendipity:
[restrained by the Stygian triplets who have suddenly appeared]
Sweet Jesus, Azrael why?
Rufus:
Come on, demon, I wanna see you try that shit on someone who's already dead!
Azrael:
Now, now, apostle, you maintain that kind of an attitude and you and the barkeep won't be the only corpses in the room. The Christ bitch will join you.
[referring to Bethany]
Jay:
[face lights up]
Oh... wait. I get it. Holy Bartender! Ha, ha, ha!
Transcript
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He doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender
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You do don't you Muse
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Don't
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Anybody No
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Well I know how to make a Holy Bartender
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Get it
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Sweet Jesus Azrael Why
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Come on demon Try that shit on somebody who's already dead
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Oh apostle you maintain that kind of an attitude
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 342
Timestamp in movie: 01h 31m 09s
Uploaded: 02 April, 2022
Genres: fantasy, comedy, adventure
Summary: The latest battle in the eternal war between Good and Evil has come to New Jersey in the late, late 20th Century. Angels, demons, apostles and prophets (of a sort) walk among the cynics and innocents of America and duke it out for the fate of humankind.
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00:06 Me lead you
00:05 Not born Shit into existence
00:15 Can you believe it Me a muse for God's sake
00:06 Church laws are fallible because they're created by man
00:08 You were martyred
00:08 What are you doing
00:05 I can't believe you forgot the magazine
00:07 And besides I can spot a commandment breaker
00:13 He likes to listen to people talk
00:15 She said
00:12 You know those constitutionals that he likes to take
00:08 This is just eons of repression getting purged
00:24 What's that Jesus wasn't white Jesus was black
00:06 Yeah So you do anal
00:05 All lines are currently down
00:04 Why are we here
00:07 Behold the Metatron
00:05 I fell in love with you We fell in love with you
00:07 I'm gonna have to start by apologizing
00:12 So he's a muse too Former muse