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Azrael:
Get me a... Holy Bartender. Bartender:
Never heard of it. Azrael:
Ahh, he doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender. You do, don't you, Muse? Serendipity:
Don't... Azrael:
Ahh, anybody? No? [Jay and Silent Bob shake their heads] Azrael:
Well, I know how to make a Holy Bartender... [Azrael pulls out an MAC-11, shoots the bartender repeatedly, then laughs hysterically] Azrael:
Get it? Serendipity:
[restrained by the Stygian triplets who have suddenly appeared]
Sweet Jesus, Azrael why? Rufus:
Come on, demon, I wanna see you try that shit on someone who's already dead! Azrael:
Now, now, apostle, you maintain that kind of an attitude and you and the barkeep won't be the only corpses in the room. The Christ bitch will join you. [referring to Bethany] Jay:
[face lights up]
Oh... wait. I get it. Holy Bartender! Ha, ha, ha!
Get me a... Holy Bartender. Bartender:
Never heard of it. Azrael:
Ahh, he doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender. You do, don't you, Muse? Serendipity:
Don't... Azrael:
Ahh, anybody? No? [Jay and Silent Bob shake their heads] Azrael:
Well, I know how to make a Holy Bartender... [Azrael pulls out an MAC-11, shoots the bartender repeatedly, then laughs hysterically] Azrael:
Get it? Serendipity:
[restrained by the Stygian triplets who have suddenly appeared]
Sweet Jesus, Azrael why? Rufus:
Come on, demon, I wanna see you try that shit on someone who's already dead! Azrael:
Now, now, apostle, you maintain that kind of an attitude and you and the barkeep won't be the only corpses in the room. The Christ bitch will join you. [referring to Bethany] Jay:
[face lights up]
Oh... wait. I get it. Holy Bartender! Ha, ha, ha!
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He doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender
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You do don't you Muse
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Don't
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Anybody No
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Well I know how to make a Holy Bartender
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Get it
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Sweet Jesus Azrael Why
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Come on demon Try that shit on somebody who's already dead
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Oh apostle you maintain that kind of an attitude
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Movie Summary
The latest battle in the eternal war between Good and Evil has come to New Jersey in the late, late 20th Century. Angels, demons, apostles and prophets (of a sort) walk among the cynics and innocents of America and duke it out for the fate of humankind.
