I am to charge you with a holy crusade. For the record, I work in an abortion clinic. Noah...
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Metatron:
I am to charge you with a holy crusade.
Bethany:
For the record, I work in an abortion clinic.
Metatron:
Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey, and visit a small church on a very important day.
Bethany:
New Jersey? That doesn't sound like much of a crusade.
Metatron:
Aside from the fine print, that's it.
Bethany:
What's the fine print?
Metatron:
[mumbling into glass]
Stopacoupleofangelsfromenteringandthusnegatingallexistence.
Bethany:
Wait, wait, wait. Repeat that.
Metatron:
Stop a couple of angels from entering and thus negating all existence. I hate when people need it spelled out for them.
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I am to charge you with a holy crusade
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For the record I work in an abortion clinic
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Noah was a drunk Look what he accomplished
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And no one's asking you to build an ark
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All you gotta do is go to New Jersey
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and visit a small church on a very important day
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New Jersey
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That doesn't sound like much of a crusade
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Aside from the fine print that's it
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What's the fine print
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Stop a couple angels from entering and thus negating all existence
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 175
Timestamp in movie: 00h 18m 29s
Uploaded: 02 April, 2022
Genres: fantasy, comedy, adventure
Summary: The latest battle in the eternal war between Good and Evil has come to New Jersey in the late, late 20th Century. Angels, demons, apostles and prophets (of a sort) walk among the cynics and innocents of America and duke it out for the fate of humankind.
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