In the three years I followed His ass around Jerusalem, did I ever get laid? Hell no. And...
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Rufus:
In the three years I followed His ass around Jerusalem, did I ever get laid? Hell no. And I was in my prime. I could've been knee-deep in shepherd's daughters, not to mention fine-ass Mary Magdalene. She had a thing for dark meat, if you follow me.
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In the three years I followed his ass around Jerusalem did I ever get laid
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Hell no And I was in my prime
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I could have been knee deep in shepherds' daughters
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not to mention fine ass Mary Magdalene
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She had a thing for dark meat
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Maybe this is just me talking but if I were in heaven
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I wouldn't care what the Bible said as long as the message was right
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The message is what counts
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But folks who build their faith on that message should be colorblind
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And all my rabble rousing is not doing that much above
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So I'm gonna need some help down here
Clip duration: 33 seconds
Views: 185
Timestamp in movie: 00h 43m 12s
Uploaded: 02 April, 2022
Genres: fantasy, comedy, adventure
Summary: The latest battle in the eternal war between Good and Evil has come to New Jersey in the late, late 20th Century. Angels, demons, apostles and prophets (of a sort) walk among the cynics and innocents of America and duke it out for the fate of humankind.
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