Last four days on Earth? Hm! If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. We can do the next best...
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[Loki & Bartleby enter a crowded elevator]
Loki:
Last four days on Earth? Hm! If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. We can do the next best thing.
Bartleby:
What's that?
Loki:
Well, let's kill people.
[woman standing between them chokes on her coffee]
Loki:
[chuckling, to woman, as the elevator doors close]
Oh, not you.
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.834
Last four days on Earth
00:00:03.998 --> 00:00:05.212
If I had a dick I'd go get laid
00:00:05.379 --> 00:00:07.506
We can do the next best thing What's that
00:00:07.673 --> 00:00:09.424
Let's kill people
00:00:09.592 --> 00:00:11.176
Oh not you
Clip duration: 12 seconds
Views: 230
Timestamp in movie: 00h 09m 33s
Uploaded: 02 April, 2022
Genres: fantasy, comedy, adventure
Summary: The latest battle in the eternal war between Good and Evil has come to New Jersey in the late, late 20th Century. Angels, demons, apostles and prophets (of a sort) walk among the cynics and innocents of America and duke it out for the fate of humankind.
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00:33 You mean those dickheads with signs and pictures of dead...
00:28 You're breaking up with us
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00:36 He said that faith is like a glass of water
00:32 I don't know those kids but they would have kicked...
00:08 I feel like Han Solo you're Chewie and she's Ben...
00:36 Humans have besmirched everything he's bestowed on them
00:26 Jesus didn't have brothers and sisters Mary was a...
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00:37 What then hell Fuck that
00:09 Were they sent to hell Worse
00:05 Good Lord
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00:09 Is the shit that gets carried out in his name
00:09 No pleasure no rapture no exquisite sin greater