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We call this piece The Fecalator
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We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try...

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Gun Salesman: We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try it on. Loki: Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this... Bartleby: Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Just lay the place to waste, like. Loki: Easy for you to say. You get off light in razing. You got to stand there and read at Sodom and Gomorrah, I had to do all the work. Bartleby: What work did you do? You lit a few fires. Loki: I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference. Bartleby: Oh, yeah, I'm sure. Loki: Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.


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We call this piece The Fecalator
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One look at it and the target shits him or herself
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Try it on
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It's a lot more compact than the flaming sword
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but it's not nearly as impressive
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It doesn't have that wrath of the Almighty edge to it
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How am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this
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Look at this
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Well then you know don't use a gun Lay the place to waste like
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Easy for you to say You get off light in a razing
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You got to stand and read at Sodom and Gomorrah
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I had to do all the work

Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 271
Timestamp in movie: 00h 28m 28s
Uploaded: 02 April, 2022
Genres: fantasy, comedy, adventure
Summary: The latest battle in the eternal war between Good and Evil has come to New Jersey in the late, late 20th Century. Angels, demons, apostles and prophets (of a sort) walk among the cynics and innocents of America and duke it out for the fate of humankind.


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