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Gun Salesman:
We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try it on. Loki:
Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this... Bartleby:
Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Just lay the place to waste, like. Loki:
Easy for you to say. You get off light in razing. You got to stand there and read at Sodom and Gomorrah, I had to do all the work. Bartleby:
What work did you do? You lit a few fires. Loki:
I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference. Bartleby:
Oh, yeah, I'm sure. Loki:
Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer
We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try it on. Loki:
Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this... Bartleby:
Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Just lay the place to waste, like. Loki:
Easy for you to say. You get off light in razing. You got to stand there and read at Sodom and Gomorrah, I had to do all the work. Bartleby:
What work did you do? You lit a few fires. Loki:
I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference. Bartleby:
Oh, yeah, I'm sure. Loki:
Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer
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We call this piece The Fecalator
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One look at it and the target shits him or herself
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Try it on
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It's a lot more compact than the flaming sword
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but it's not nearly as impressive
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It doesn't have that wrath of the Almighty edge to it
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How am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this
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Look at this
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Well then you know don't use a gun Lay the place to waste like
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Easy for you to say You get off light in a razing
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You got to stand and read at Sodom and Gomorrah
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I had to do all the work
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Movie Summary
The latest battle in the eternal war between Good and Evil has come to New Jersey in the late, late 20th Century. Angels, demons, apostles and prophets (of a sort) walk among the cynics and innocents of America and duke it out for the fate of humankind.
