What are you, some kind of fucking chicken? No, I was an ARTIST, STUPID! I WAS...
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[about Azrael's neutrality in the Holy Conflict]
Jay:
What are you, some kind of fucking chicken?
Azrael:
No, I was an ARTIST, STUPID! I WAS INSPIRATION! A muse has no place in battle!
Serendipity:
So after the fallen were banished to hell, God turned on those who wouldn't fight, and Azrael was sent down with the demons.
[mockingly]
Serendipity:
Something he considers a GRAVE injustice!
Azrael:
Ah, come on! Don't tell me you NEVER questioned the judgement, Serendipity.
Serendipity:
No. It never bothered me. So you were an artist! Big deal! Elvis was an artist. But that didn't stop him from joining the service in time of war. And that's why he's The King, and you're a schmuck.
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What are you some kind of fucking chicken
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No
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I was an artist stupid
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I was inspiration
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A muse has no place in battle
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So after the fallen were banished to hell
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God turned on those that wouldn't fight
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and Azrael was sent down with the demons
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something he considers a great injustice
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Oh come on
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Don't tell me you never questioned the judgment Serendipity
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No It never bothered me
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So you were an artist
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Big deal
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 238
Timestamp in movie: 01h 34m 14s
Uploaded: 02 April, 2022
Genres: fantasy, comedy, adventure
Summary: The latest battle in the eternal war between Good and Evil has come to New Jersey in the late, late 20th Century. Angels, demons, apostles and prophets (of a sort) walk among the cynics and innocents of America and duke it out for the fate of humankind.
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