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Jay:
Yo man, Tell me something about me. Rufus:
You masturbate more than anyone on the planet. Jay:
Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows. Rufus:
When you do it, you're thinking about guys. [a shocked Silent Bob stares at Jay] Jay:
Dude, not all the time
Yo man, Tell me something about me. Rufus:
You masturbate more than anyone on the planet. Jay:
Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows. Rufus:
When you do it, you're thinking about guys. [a shocked Silent Bob stares at Jay] Jay:
Dude, not all the time
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Yo man tell me something about me
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You masturbate more than anyone on the planet
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Fuck Everyone knows that Tell me something nobody knows
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When you do it you're thinking about guys
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Dude not all the time Sorry if I scared you
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Movie Summary
The latest battle in the eternal war between Good and Evil has come to New Jersey in the late, late 20th Century. Angels, demons, apostles and prophets (of a sort) walk among the cynics and innocents of America and duke it out for the fate of humankind.

