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Dogs Don't Wear Pants

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Juha has lost his wife in a drowning accident. Years after he still feels numb and unable to connect with people. Meeting Mona, a dominatrix, changes everything.
Director
J.-P. Valkeapää
Year
2019
Genre
drama, romance
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Awards
12 wins & 6 nominations

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Elli! Go back! Go! - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
Elli! Go back! Go!
A FILM BY J-P VALKEAPÄÄ - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:13
A FILM BY J-P VALKEAPÄÄ
- Let's go. - Wait, dad. One thing. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
- Let's go. - Wait, dad. One thing.
He's my dad. Satu is my music teacher. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
He's my dad. Satu is my music teacher.
- Hi! Satu. - Juha. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
- Hi! Satu. - Juha.
Will you come to Elli's performance next week? - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
Will you come to Elli's performance next week?
- I'm getting my tongue pierced today. - Really? Ouch. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
- I'm getting my tongue pierced today. - Really? Ouch.
Stick your tongue out. Say ah. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
Stick your tongue out. Say ah.
Perhaps your dad should step out before we start. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:06
Perhaps your dad should step out before we start.
We used to go to the Natural History Museum on your birthdays. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
We used to go to the Natural History Museum on your birthday...
- I could take you there some day. - Yeah. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
- I could take you there some day. - Yeah.
- Good night. - Good night. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
- Good night. - Good night.
When I got mine, it was so difficult to talk. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
When I got mine, it was so difficult to talk.
- Show us! - Go away. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
- Show us! - Go away.
- That's for blowjobs, right? - Fucking jerks. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:07
- That's for blowjobs, right? - Fucking jerks.
- That's shit cool, really. - Awesome. I want one, too. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
- That's shit cool, really. - Awesome. I want one, too.
If you approve tongue studs, you stifle your child's rebellion. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:06
If you approve tongue studs, you stifle your child's re...
Some chain-ring chimaroo. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
Some chain-ring chimaroo.
I understand them in principle, on the sexual side. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
I understand them in principle, on the sexual side.
Even that some people consider them aesthetic. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
Even that some people consider them aesthetic.
But from an anatomical point of view I don't think - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:08
But from an anatomical point of view I don't think
Can't remember its name. I called it the Fagotto. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:11
Can't remember its name. I called it the Fagotto.
You like this, nice boy. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
You like this, nice boy.
Dominatrix's pet. Are you? - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:06
Dominatrix's pet. Are you?
I've got a small present for you. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
I've got a small present for you.
Whipping, pissing? Strap-ons, anal stuff? - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
Whipping, pissing? Strap-ons, anal stuff?
Nipple pinching? Electric shocks, slashing? - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
Nipple pinching? Electric shocks, slashing?
If you want to get what you want, you obey. Got it? - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
If you want to get what you want, you obey. Got it?
Dogs don't wear pants. Take them off. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
Dogs don't wear pants. Take them off.
What a nice dog. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
What a nice dog.
What a fine dog. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
What a fine dog.
Dominatrix hears you've been bad. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
Dominatrix hears you've been bad.
You want to be fucked, dog? - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
You want to be fucked, dog?
My wife's leggings. I left mine at the gym. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
My wife's leggings. I left mine at the gym.
The doctor said my back will never mend. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
The doctor said my back will never mend.
Don't listen to those pessimists. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
Don't listen to those pessimists.
I'd like to see you again. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
I'd like to see you again.
- Been a bad dog, have you? - I've... - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
- Been a bad dog, have you? - I've...
Dogs don't speak. Bad boy! - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
Dogs don't speak. Bad boy!
I didn't mean to... I just wanted to apologize. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:06
I didn't mean to... I just wanted to apologize.
I wasn't quite cognisant in there. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:06
I wasn't quite cognisant in there.
Anyway, I'm very sorry. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
Anyway, I'm very sorry.
Would it be possible next time - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:08
Would it be possible next time
I passed a health check recently, my heart's all right. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:06
I passed a health check recently, my heart's all right.
- I must cancel tomorrow's customer. Will you tell him? - Sure. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
- I must cancel tomorrow's customer. Will you tell...
- A different customer. - Okay. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
- A different customer. - Okay.
I'm busy here at the job. Take the bus. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
I'm busy here at the job. Take the bus.
- You going? - Got to take care of something. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
- You going? - Got to take care of something.
Dirty dog. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
Dirty dog.
- The drugs have messed you up. - No. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
- The drugs have messed you up. - No.
Listen. I saw Mum. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
Listen. I saw Mum.
Go away! Go home. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
Go away! Go home.
GOOD MORNING ELLI - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
GOOD MORNING ELLI
Thank you again. Kaisa is feeling really fine. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
Thank you again. Kaisa is feeling really fine.
Haven't seen you for some time. You hurt your neck? - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:06
Haven't seen you for some time. You hurt your neck?
- A slight accident. - A car crash? - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
- A slight accident. - A car crash?
- I was strangled. - Strangled? - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
- I was strangled. - Strangled?
That's awful. Strangled? - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
That's awful. Strangled?
It was slightly my own fault. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
It was slightly my own fault.
- How are things at home? - Quite all right. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:06
- How are things at home? - Quite all right.
- How's Elli been? - Quite all right. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
- How's Elli been? - Quite all right.
People saw you break that window. Patients and relatives. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:06
People saw you break that window. Patients and relatives.
The Board thinks it wasn't really acceptable behaviour. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:06
The Board thinks it wasn't really acceptable behaviour.
They want a psychiatric evaluation on you. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
They want a psychiatric evaluation on you.
Whether all your Moomins are in the Valley. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
Whether all your Moomins are in the Valley.
- What do you mean? - What do I mean? - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
- What do you mean? - What do I mean?
Don't worry. I'm in my right mind. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
Don't worry. I'm in my right mind.
What happened was just temporary. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
What happened was just temporary.
- Temporary. Which part? - All of it. Every part. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:07
- Temporary. Which part? - All of it. Every part.
- Just a few phone calls. - Good. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
- Just a few phone calls. - Good.
Do something, I'm burning! - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
Do something, I'm burning!
Piss now! - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
Piss now!
Ordinary stuff. Don't you think so, too? - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
Ordinary stuff. Don't you think so, too?
Darling, I don't like ordinary stuff. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
Darling, I don't like ordinary stuff.
What you want will cost you so much pain you won't stand it. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:06
What you want will cost you so much pain you won't stan...
I'm afraid not. A private event. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
I'm afraid not. A private event.
I was supposed to meet the woman who just went in. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:06
I was supposed to meet the woman who just went in.
I'm afraid I can't let you in, sir. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
I'm afraid I can't let you in, sir.
We agreed that we'd meet here. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
We agreed that we'd meet here.
- I've got a fifty here. - What's that? - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:06
- I've got a fifty here. - What's that?
- Entrance fee. - I'm sorry, I can't let you in. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
- Entrance fee. - I'm sorry, I can't let you in.
All I got is this, and my debit card. And a couple of fivers. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
All I got is this, and my debit card. And a couple of fivers...
- Is everything all right? - Yes. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
- Is everything all right? - Yes.
I'm doing number two. This will take a while. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
I'm doing number two. This will take a while.
- Just go to sleep. - Where were you? - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:05
- Just go to sleep. - Where were you?
- Seeing friends. - What friends? - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
- Seeing friends. - What friends?
- Open the door, I want to see you! - No! - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
- Open the door, I want to see you! - No!
My stomach got upset. This will take a while. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:06
My stomach got upset. This will take a while.
I hope you'll feel better soon. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
I hope you'll feel better soon.
First impressions can be deceiving. - Dogs Don't Wear Pants 00:04
First impressions can be deceiving.
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Juha has lost his wife in a drowning accident. Years after he still feels numb and unable to connect with people. Meeting Mona, a dominatrix, changes everything.

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Director: J.-P. Valkeapää
Writer: Juhana Lumme, J.-P. Valkeapää
Production: N/A
Genre: drama, romance
Year: 2019
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ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 22 Sep 2020
Awards: 12 wins & 6 nominations
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