One beautiful day in the merry month of May, Great Titanic, sailed away. The captain and...

Dolemite:

One beautiful day in the merry month of May, Great Titanic, sailed away. The captain and the lieutenant was havin' a few words, when the great Titanic hit that mighty iceberg. Shine was in the boiler room eatin' some peas, black-eyed peas, it was. And the water came damn near to his knees. Before Shine could take a bite of bread, that water come darn near up to his head. Shine run up on the deck, said, "Captain, Captain, Captain, that water's damn near up to my neck." Captain said, "Shine, go back, pack the sacks. We gotta enough sacks, to keep this water back., You standin' up here, steady bullshittin' and drinkin', but can't you see this raggedy hunk-a-junk is slowly sinkin'?" I said, "Cap, I'll be in New York unpackin' my trunk when the news reach the world, this junk done sunk." The captain said, "Shine, go back and fear no doubt, 'fore I take this two-by-four and whack your black ass out." Shine said, "Captain", this shit you talkin' mighta once been true, but this is one time your motherfuckin' talk ain't gonna do." Shine just run and jumped up in the ocean, with his black ass doin' a back wheel in motion. I said, "Cap, all these rich broads run and jumped up on the top. One broad hollered, 'Shine, stop!' All this good stuff to you I'll give if you make it possible for me to live." Shine said, "Bitch, I like your shape and I like your plan, but you shoulda been offering me your stuff when we was on dry land. If I was in Mississippi and asked you for a piece of trim, you woulda had my black ass hangin' from the highest limb."