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My Dick ain't his dick. My Dick is actually his horse
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Dolemite Is My Name

My Dick ain't his dick.My Dick is actually his horse

My Dick ain't his dick.
My Dick is actually his horse

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My Dick ain't his dick. My Dick is actually his horse.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
70
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:33
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
drama, comedy, history
Production
Davis Entertainment

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Movie Summary

The story of Rudy Ray Moore, who created the iconic big screen pimp character Dolemite in the 1970s.
He's just using a double entendre so the police don't come get his ass. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:04
He's just using a double entendre so the police don...
We was in the kitchen washing dishes together, - Dolemite Is My Name 00:05
We was in the kitchen washing dishes together,
One day, he went up in front of the right promoter, got his big break. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:04
One day, he went up in front of the right promoter, got his ...
Ah, man, he smells like urine. He be touching the door. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:04
Ah, man, he smells like urine. He be touching the door.
Ricco responds best to authority, so the manager should do it. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:05
Ricco responds best to authority, so the manager should do i...
Been slapped by a bear and bit by an eel. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:05
Been slapped by a bear and bit by an eel.
I chew up railroad iron, and I shit out steel. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:05
I chew up railroad iron, and I shit out steel.
Handcuffed lightning, throwed thunder's ass in jail. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:05
Handcuffed lightning, throwed thunder's ass in jail.
I am a repository of Afro-American folklore. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:04
I am a repository of Afro-American folklore.
Come on. Lookit, brother. I just need some money to get something to eat. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:04
Come on. Lookit, brother. I just need some money to get some...
-Get my black ass on. -Go on now. All right, okay. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:04
-Get my black ass on. -Go on now. All right, okay.
First, I'm gonna tell you one of the funniest fuckin' things you ever did hear. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:04
First, I'm gonna tell you one of the funniest fuckin�...
-Oh, come on, man. -Some people think that Willie Green... - Dolemite Is My Name 00:04
-Oh, come on, man. -Some people think that Willie Green...
But I want you to light up a joint, screw your wig on tight, - Dolemite Is My Name 00:10
But I want you to light up a joint, screw your wig on tight,
-Dolemite, Signifying Monkey. -He did all of them ones. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:04
-Dolemite, Signifying Monkey. -He did all of them ones.
'Cause I had a uncle that was in jail, - Dolemite Is My Name 00:08
'Cause I had a uncle that was in jail,
What y'all think would happen if somebody took those jokes... - Dolemite Is My Name 00:04
What y'all think would happen if somebody took those jo...
A professional, and polished them, and turn it into a act? - Dolemite Is My Name 00:05
A professional, and polished them, and turn it into a act?
-Rudy, that's a good idea. -Yeah, man, that shit could work. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:04
-Rudy, that's a good idea. -Yeah, man, that shit could ...
Say, Rudy man, all them slave jokes, that shit not gonna work. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:04
Say, Rudy man, all them slave jokes, that shit not gonna wor...