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Dolemite Is My Name

?? Yes, I would if I could... ♪ -Hey, the show popping tonight, huh?-Rudy, you went over...

�� Yes, I would if I could... ♪ -Hey, the show popping tonight, huh?
-Rudy, you went over your limit

Full Transcript

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♪ Yes, I would if I could... ♪
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-Hey, the show popping tonight, huh? -Rudy, you went over your limit.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
61
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:59
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
drama, comedy, history
Production
Davis Entertainment

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Movie Summary

The story of Rudy Ray Moore, who created the iconic big screen pimp character Dolemite in the 1970s.
The people was enjoying my appeal, so I stretched it out a little bit. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:04
The people was enjoying my appeal, so I stretched it out a l...
Hey, I ain't on the marquee out front. How come you didn't put me on the front? - Dolemite Is My Name 00:06
Hey, I ain't on the marquee out front. How come you did...
Maybe they would, Mr. Allen. I was thinking, - Dolemite Is My Name 00:06
Maybe they would, Mr. Allen. I was thinking,
I sing, I do comedy, and I dance, - Dolemite Is My Name 00:08
I sing, I do comedy, and I dance,
-It's very erotic. -Rudy, that's 1950. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:05
-It's very erotic. -Rudy, that's 1950.
Vaudeville is dead. I don't need an all-in-one. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:04
Vaudeville is dead. I don't need an all-in-one.
Rat soup eatin' motherfucker - Dolemite Is My Name 00:03
Rat soup eatin' motherfucker
♪ Yes, I would if I could ♪ - Dolemite Is My Name 00:10
♪ Yes, I would if I could ♪
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to take you to the track one more time. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:19
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to take you to the track...
It's clever. I don't know. See... - Dolemite Is My Name 00:04
It's clever. I don't know. See...
My Dick ain't his dick. My Dick is actually his horse. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:05
My Dick ain't his dick. My Dick is actually his horse.
He's just using a double entendre so the police don't come get his ass. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:04
He's just using a double entendre so the police don...
We was in the kitchen washing dishes together, - Dolemite Is My Name 00:05
We was in the kitchen washing dishes together,
One day, he went up in front of the right promoter, got his big break. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:04
One day, he went up in front of the right promoter, got his ...
Ah, man, he smells like urine. He be touching the door. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:04
Ah, man, he smells like urine. He be touching the door.
Ricco responds best to authority, so the manager should do it. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:05
Ricco responds best to authority, so the manager should do i...
Been slapped by a bear and bit by an eel. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:05
Been slapped by a bear and bit by an eel.
I chew up railroad iron, and I shit out steel. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:05
I chew up railroad iron, and I shit out steel.
Handcuffed lightning, throwed thunder's ass in jail. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:05
Handcuffed lightning, throwed thunder's ass in jail.
I am a repository of Afro-American folklore. - Dolemite Is My Name 00:04
I am a repository of Afro-American folklore.