"Don Jon" quotes
A New Jersey guy dedicated to his family, friends, and church, develops unrealistic expectations from watching porn and works to find happiness and intimacy with his potential true love.
Director: Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Writer: Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Production: N/A
Year: 2013
MetaScore: 66/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $24,477,704
Released: 27 Sep 2013
Awards: 2 wins & 27 nominations
00:08 Wow. They are big
bastards, aren't they?
00:19 - Where are we?
- Standby.
00:06 What the hell is wrong with her?
00:06 What?
00:05 - What have you done to her?
- You're too late.
00:06 - What do they want?
- Me. My work.
00:26 What did you do to your uniform?
00:13 We're nearing the jump point. Leave
your beacon on so I...
00:22 We have no interest
in hurting you.
00:09 We got a stowaway.
00:11 We didn't know what to do.
00:07 Vers, track Soh-Larr's beacon.
00:10 Vers to Starforce Command.
Do you read me?
00:07 Vers!
00:06 Vers!
00:09 Train's headed to
a tunnel up ahead.
00:14 Track the pod and find the girl.
00:20 This is me and you on Halloween.
00:07 This isn't about fighting wars.
00:14 This can't be right.
00:13 They'll never let you fly.
00:10 There's nothing left. The
core has been destroyed.
00:17 - That is the craziest shit I ever heard.
- Green, transform...
00:06 That is my blood,
00:05 That did something.
Try that again?
00:18 That was all that
survived the crash.
00:23 Talk to me. Do you copy?
00:05 Species: Flerken. Threat: High.
00:08 She absorbed its' power.
00:09 Safe journey to the beyond, my friend.
00:30 Ronan. Skrulls have infiltrated C-53.
Come at once.
00:09 Oh, wait. I forgot, your jacket.
00:23 Oh, hold up.
00:06 Official SHIELD activity.
Stay back.
00:13 Now, you know, I don't
really need these to see.
00:11 Now who is this person?
Are--- are we in the right...
00:19 No way. That's so cool.
00:13 Nice scuba suit.
00:17 Locking in a coordinate grid.
00:12 Locals on the periphery.
00:06 Let's roll!
00:06 Leaving so soon?
00:28 It's cute how hard you try.
00:06 - Is this normal, like space turbulence?
- Pretty much.
00:07 Is that it? The core?
00:16 - Is that a communicator?
- Yeah.
00:12 If I played the same pinball machine for
6 years, I'd h...
00:08 I wouldn't get too
close there, boss.
00:08 How do I look?
00:27 His beacon's coming from that temple.
Let's move.
00:25 Hi. I'm Vers. Kree Starforce.
00:11 - HGX-78.
- 2RT-79. 8XX.
00:09 Hey.
00:09 Fury's colluding with the target.
00:21 Excuse me, I'm looking
for Maria Rambeau?
00:07 Either of you wouldn't happen to know
how these things ...
00:07 Do you know what time it is?
00:17 Do you know how to
fly this thing?
00:20 Do we have any information
we can act on?
00:09 - Coulson! You have eyes on them?
- They're not down he...
00:22 Control it.
00:07 Commander. She's still moving.
00:10 Bail out! Bail out! Bail out!
00:18 And how is that suppposed to
prove to me you're not a S...
00:14 Agent Fury, this is Agent Coulson.
Umm..
00:08 After you.
00:28 This sound
00:05 Jesus What are you fucking retarded You're fucking...
00:19 There's only a few things I really care about in life
00:07 I love her I love her Pretty good huh Not bad at all
00:12 You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in...
00:07 Or else it looks Don't talk about vacuuming in front of...
00:07 Look at me I look like a grandmother
00:05 I never actually touch my cock till I find the right clip
00:20 He's kind of right man you do I don't like more...
00:17 Amen Bless you my son Forgive me Father for I have sinned
00:10 That's the point it's a scale from one to ten
00:14 What are you saying All I'm saying is that girl
00:17 Moneyshot No There is no real life moneyshot
Cast
Jon - Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Barbara - Scarlett Johansson
Esther - Julianne Moore
Jon Sr. - Tony Danza
Angela - Glenne Headly