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Don Jon

A New Jersey guy dedicated to his family, friends, and church, develops unrealistic expectations from watching porn and works to find happiness and intimacy with his potential true love.

Director

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Year

Genre

comedy, drama, romance

Box Office

$24,477,704

Production

Ram Bergman Productions,HitRecord Films,Voltage Pictures

Awards

2 wins & 27 nominations

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Jon

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Barbara

Scarlett Johansson

Esther

Jon Sr.

Angela

Monica

Bobby

Danny

Priest

Paul Ben-Victor

Gina

Lauren

Lisa

Sequins

Patricia

Barbara's Mom

Bartender

Pink

Arielle Reitsma

Teacher

Waitress

Supermodel in Commercial

Promoter

Other Driver

Hostess

Tiffany Pulvino

Russian Voices

Woman in Car

Feefee

Antoinette Kalaj

Beebee

Deedee

Becky O'Donohue

Purple

White Shorts

Tanya Mityushina

Church Parishioner

Hollywood Actress #1

Hollywood Actor #1

Hollywood Actress #2

Hollywood Actor #2

Cuba Gooding Jr.

Porn Actress

Church Goer

College Student

Maydelle Clarice

Sophie

Porn actor

Club Girl

Maria Delilah Crellin

Porn actress

Hot Groupie Chick

Porn Actor

Club Goer

College Student

Porn Actress

Bookstore Patron

Three Finger

Club Goer

Porn Actress

Porn Actress

Club goer

Porn Actress

Waitress

Porn Actress

Princess Party Hostess

Mariah Quintana

Theater Patron

Club Goer

Porn Actress

Self

Church Patron

Alyssa Szarkowski

Girl Dancing in Bar

Savannah Taylor

Porn Actress

Club Girl

College Student

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Esther Barbara Jon Monica Bobby Danny Angela Jon Sr.

This sound COMPUTER CHIMESgets me hard as a fucking rock - Don Jon

This sound COMPUTER CHIMESgets me hard as a fucking rock

Do you know what time it is? - Don Jon

Do you know what time it is?

I never actually touch my cock till I find the right clip - Don Jon

I never actually touch my cock till I find the right clip

For the next few minutes all the bullshit fades awayand the only thing in the world is those titsthat assthe blowjob the cowboythe doggy the money shot and that's it I don't gotta say anythingI don't gotta do anything I just fucking lose myself - Don Jon

For the next few minutes all the bullshit fades awayand the...

There's only a few things I really care about in lifeMy bodymy padmy ridemy family 'AmenMy churchmy boys ALL YELLINGmy girlsWOMEN MOANINGand my pornI know that last one sounds weird but I'm just being honestNothing else does it for me the same way Not - Don Jon

There's only a few things I really care about in lifeMy...

Control it. - Don Jon

He's kind of right man you do I don't like more than a handful of tittyNo no no no no No A nice handful I love it but more than that it's like noShit starts to remind me of my mom or somethingJesus Christ Your mom do got some big ass tittiesDon't talk - Don Jon

He's kind of right man you do I don't like more...

- What makes you think you could do that? - Don Jon

- What makes you think you could do that?

Moneyshot No There is no real life moneyshotReal girls won't do that shit You just gotta cum into the fucking condom - Don Jon

Moneyshot No There is no real life moneyshotReal girls...

Jesus! What are you fucking retarded?! You're fucking retarded! You're a retarded person and you're - Don Jon

Jesus! What are you fucking retarded?! You're fucking...

Vers, track Soh-Larr's beacon. - Don Jon

Vers, track Soh-Larr's beacon.

Locals on the periphery. - Don Jon

Locals on the periphery.

PRIEST Amen Bless you my son Forgive me Father for I have sinnedIt has been one week since my last confessionPRIEST Tell me your sins Since last Sunday I had sexual relationsout of wedlock two times I also watched pornographic videos and masturbated 17 - Don Jon

PRIEST Amen Bless you my son Forgive me Father for I have...

His beacon's coming from that temple.
Let's move. - Don Jon

His beacon's coming from that temple. Let's move.

One of these days, I'm gonna sit down here and start eating, and you're gonna say, - "Mom, I found her." - JON: Ma! - Don Jon

One of these days, I'm gonna sit down here and start...

Holy Mary... - Don Jon

Vers! - Don Jon

Talk to me. Do you copy? - Don Jon

Talk to me. Do you copy?

- Where are we?
- Standby. - Don Jon

- Where are we? - Standby.

This can't be right. - Don Jon

This can't be right.

She's a dime but This girl's more than a dimeCome on son There's no such thing that's the point it's a scale from one to tenI'm saying this girl Oh my GodYou in love with this girl already Go fuck yourself - Don Jon

She's a dime but This girl's more than a dimeCome...

She's a dime but This girl's more than a dime - Don Jon

She's a dime but This girl's more than a dime

What the hell is wrong with her? - Don Jon

What the hell is wrong with her?

- Hi. - Can I help you? - Yeah, two for lunch. - Sure. - Don Jon

- Hi. - Can I help you? - Yeah, two for lunch. - Sure.

They'll never let you fly. - Don Jon

They'll never let you fly.

You're cute, I like you. - Don Jon

You're cute, I like you.

You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my lifeYou like movies - Don Jon

You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in...

You like movies? - Don Jon

You like movies?

Do we have any information
we can act on? - Don Jon

Do we have any information we can act on?

JON: But now, I don't really see the point. - Don Jon

JON: But now, I don't really see the point.

That did something.
Try that again? - Don Jon

That did something. Try that again?

- What makes you think you could do that? - Don Jon

- What makes you think you could do that?

Either of you wouldn't happen to know
how these things come off, would you? - Don Jon

Either of you wouldn't happen to know how these things ...

JON: In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, Amen. - Don Jon

JON: In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit,...

NARRA TOR ON TV: Introducing the charbroiled, not fried, codfish sandwich, only at Carl's Jr. - Don Jon

NARRA TOR ON TV: Introducing the charbroiled, not fried,...

Oh, go! - Don Jon

Hey. - Don Jon

Leaving so soon? - Don Jon

Leaving so soon?

Jon YeahI can't let you come inside just yet NoNo 'cause I don't know what that would mean You knowI don't want to do anything unless it means somethingUh huhMm Don't you think it's always better when it means somethingYeah MmI think you should go back to - Don Jon

Jon YeahI can't let you come inside just yet NoNo...

Vers to Starforce Command.
Do you read me? - Don Jon

Vers to Starforce Command. Do you read me?

Hi. I'm Vers. Kree Starforce. - Don Jon

Hi. I'm Vers. Kree Starforce.

Track the pod and find the girl. - Don Jon

Track the pod and find the girl.

Let's roll! - Don Jon

MAN: Barbara! - Don Jon

- Hey. - BARBARA: Baby! - Don Jon

- Hey. - BARBARA: Baby!

Jesus fucking Christ! - Don Jon

Jesus fucking Christ!

- Excuse me. - Don Jon

- Hi, baby. - Don Jon

JON: I'm in love with Barbara. - Don Jon

JON: I'm in love with Barbara.

Train's headed to
a tunnel up ahead. - Don Jon

Train's headed to a tunnel up ahead.

Agent Fury, this is Agent Coulson.
Umm.. - Don Jon

Agent Fury, this is Agent Coulson. Umm..

Official SHIELD activity.
Stay back. - Don Jon

Official SHIELD activity. Stay back.

JON: It's not that I can't stop. - Don Jon

JON: It's not that I can't stop.

And everything's fine. - Don Jon

And everything's fine.

Nice scuba suit. - Don Jon

Nice scuba suit.

What, are you fucking kidding me?! - Don Jon

What, are you fucking kidding me?!

Wow. They are big
bastards, aren't they? - Don Jon

Wow. They are big bastards, aren't they?

Safe journey to the beyond, my friend. - Don Jon

Safe journey to the beyond, my friend.

I wouldn't get too
close there, boss. - Don Jon

I wouldn't get too close there, boss.

I love her I love her Pretty good huh Not bad at all - Don Jon

I love her I love her Pretty good huh Not bad at all

JON: In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, Amen. - Don Jon

JON: In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit,...

And how is that suppposed to
prove to me you're not a Skrull? - Don Jon

And how is that suppposed to prove to me you're not a S...

Oh, hold up. - Don Jon

- Is that a communicator?
- Yeah. - Don Jon

- Is that a communicator? - Yeah.

After you. - Don Jon

Fucking 'caused it! - Don Jon

Fucking 'caused it!

Or else it looks Don't talk about vacuuming in front of meWhy What's wrong Why Because it's not sexy that's why - Don Jon

Or else it looks Don't talk about vacuuming in front of...

- Fine, let's drop it. - Don Jon

- Fine, let's drop it.

Come here. - Don Jon

This isn't about fighting wars. - Don Jon

This isn't about fighting wars.

Jon? Excuse me. Look, I know you don't wanna talk to me. I would leave you alone, but I swear to God - Don Jon

Jon? Excuse me. Look, I know you don't wanna talk to...

I really shouldn't get so high after lunch if I'm gonna be coming here later. - Don Jon

I really shouldn't get so high after lunch if I'm...

- Why are you here? - Don Jon

- Why are you here?

We're nearing the jump point. Leave
your beacon on so I can find you. - Don Jon

We're nearing the jump point. Leave your beacon on so I...

Jesus! - Oh, man! - Don Jon

Jesus! - Oh, man!

- Hey, baby. - Don Jon

Vers! - Don Jon

Fury's colluding with the target. - Don Jon

Fury's colluding with the target.

- Baby, I... - Don Jon

Now, you know, I don't
really need these to see. - Don Jon

Now, you know, I don't really need these to see.

I'm just saying Jon movies and porno are differentThey give awards for movies They give awards for porn too - Don Jon

I'm just saying Jon movies and porno are differentThey...

I can't believe we're talking about this. - Don Jon

I can't believe we're talking about this.

I'm sorry, OK? - Don Jon

- Coulson! You have eyes on them?
- They're not down here. - Don Jon

- Coulson! You have eyes on them? - They're not down he...

I thought you were different. - Don Jon

I thought you were different.

What? - Don Jon

JON: So up until now, my record was ten in one day. - Don Jon

JON: So up until now, my record was ten in one day.

Do you know how to
fly this thing? - Don Jon

Do you know how to fly this thing?

We got a stowaway. - Don Jon

We got a stowaway.

- Jonny-boy! - Don Jon

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A New Jersey guy dedicated to his family, friends, and church, develops unrealistic expectations from watching porn and works to find happiness and intimacy with his potential true love.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Writer: Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Production: Ram Bergman Productions,HitRecord Films,Voltage Pictures

Genre: comedy, drama, romance

Year: 2013

MetaScore: 66/100

ImdbRating: 6.5

BoxOffice: $24,477,704

Released: 27 Sep 2013

Awards: 2 wins & 27 nominations

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