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Hey, baby.- Hi, Jon. What's wrong? Remember when we first started dating? What's the one...

Don Jon • 2013

Hey, baby.- Hi, Jon. What's wrong? Remember when we first started dating? What's the one thing I asked?I said, "Don't lie to me." - All right, who's talking shit about me?- Nobody said anything. - You gotta help me out...- You looked at 46 porno sites today, Jon. - Just today.- I don't know what you're talking about. - Don't fucking lie to me!- I don't know who told you that! Nobody said anything.It's right there in your history! All you do is look at porno.That's all you fucking do! - Wait, wait. My what?- It's in your history. In your browser? Come on, don't tell me you don'tknow what your history is. No. Of course you don't,'cause if you did, you would have erased it, like a good little phony. Here. There. Go ahead, look. Go ahead

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Hey baby Hi Jon

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What's wrong

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Remember when we first started dating

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What's the one thing I asked I said Don't lie to me

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All right who's talking shit about me Nobody said anything

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You gotta help me out You looked at 46 porno sites today Jon

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Just today I don't know what you're talking about

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Don't fucking lie to me I don't know who told you that

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Nobody said anything It's right there in your history

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All you do is look at porno That's all you fucking do

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Wait wait My what It's in your history

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In your browser

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Come on don't tell me you don't know what your history is

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No Of course you don't 'cause if you did you would have erased it

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like a good little phony Here

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There Go ahead look Go ahead

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ـ عزيزي ـ مرحبا جون

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ما الخطب

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أتذكر عندما كنا بأول م وعد لنا

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ما الشيء الوحيد الذي طلبته لقد قلت أنك لن تكذب علي

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حسنا م ن تكلم عني بكلام فارغ لا أحد

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عليك أن تساعديني ه نا لأنني لقد رأيت 46 موقع أباحي اليوم جون

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فقط اليوم لا أعلم عن ماذا تتحدثين

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لا تكذب علي لا أعلم من أخبرك بهذا

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لم يق ل أحد شيئا إنه ه ناك في سجل ك حسنا سجل تصفح الإنترنت

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ك ل ماتفعله هو مشاهدة المواقع الإباحي ة هذا ك ل شيء تفعله

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مهلا مهلا سجل ماذا إنه في سجل ك

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في متصف حك

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هي ا لا تخبرني أنك لا تعرف ماهو السجل

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لا بالط بع لا تعرفه لأنك أن عرفت ستحذفه

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كالمتلاعب الصغير ه نا

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هناك هي ا إلق نظرة هي ا

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Salut bébé

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Salut Jon

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Ça va pas

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La 1re fois qu'on a lunché tous les deux

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je t'ai demandé qu'une seule chose J'ai dit ne t'avise jamais de me mentir

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Ouh je vois On t'a dit des saletés sur moi pas vrai

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Qu'est ce qu'il y a Personne m'a rien dit

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Va falloir que tu m'aides

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T'as visité 46 sites pornos dans la journée Jon

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Rien qu'aujourd'hui Je sais pas de quoi tu parles

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Arrête de me mentir d'accord Je sais pas qui t'a raconté

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Personne n'a rien dit Il suffit d'aller voir ton historique

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Tous les jours tu regardes du porno C'est tout ce que tu fais de tes journées

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Quoi quoi quoi Mon quoi

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C'est dans ton historique Sur la page de ton navigateur

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Ça va me dis pas que tu sais pas ce que c'est qu'un historique

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Non je suppose que non

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Autrement t'aurais effacé ça vite comme tout bon petit menteur

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Tiens jette un coup d'œil

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Vas y

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Hey Baby

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Hi Jon

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Was ist los

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Als wir anfingen miteinander auszugehen

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um welche eine Sache hab ich dich gebeten

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Ich sagte lüg mich nicht an

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Wer erzählt Scheiße über mich Keiner hat was gesagt

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Dann hilf mir auf die Sprünge Du warst heute auf 46 Porno Seiten

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Allein heute Ich weiß nicht

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Lüg mich nicht an Ich weiß nicht wer

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Keiner hat was gesagt Steht alles in deinem Verlauf

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Du tust nichts außer Pornos zu schauen

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Warte in meinem was

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Steht in deinem Verlauf In deinem Browser

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Weißt du etwa nicht was dein Verlauf ist

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Natürlich nicht sonst hättest du ihn gelöscht wie jeder gute Hochstapler

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Ja

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Sieh's dir ruhig an

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Los

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Hei sayang Hai Jon

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Ada apa

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Ingat pertama kalinya kita kencan

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Apa satu hal yang aku minta Jangan bohong padaku

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Baik siapa yang memfitnahku Bukan siapa siapa

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Kau harus membantuku Kau menonton 46 situs porno hari ini Jon

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Untuk hari ini Entah apa maksudmu

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Jangan bohong Entah siapa yang memberitahumu

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Tak ada Semua situsnya ada di jejak berinternet mu

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Yang kau buka hanya pornografi Cuma itu

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Tunggu tunggu Aku apa Ada di jejak berinternet mu

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Dalam browser mu

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Ayolah jangan bilang kau tak tahu jejak internetmu

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Tidak Tentu tidak karena jika tahu kau akan menghapusnya

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seperti kepalsuan kecil yang baik Ini

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Sudah Silakan Lihat Silakan

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ただいまベイビーおかえり

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どうかしたの

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初デートの時覚えてる

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あの時言ったわよねウソはやめてって

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誰かが俺の悪口をそうじゃないわ

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じゃあ何なんだポルノを46回も見たのね

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今日だけでよ何の事だ

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ウソつかないで誰に聞いたんだ

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履歴にあったのよ

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ポルノばっかり見てたんでしょ

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待ってさっき何て言った履歴にあったのよ

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ブラウザの履歴よ

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まさか知らないの

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まぁ知ってたら消してるわね

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跡形もなく

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ほらこれ見てみていいから見て

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Привет милая Привет Джон

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В чём дело

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Помнишь когда мы только начали встречаться

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о чём я тебя просила Я сказала не лги мне

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Кто тебе там что наплёл обо мне Никто мне ничего не говорил

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Детка я не понимаю о чём ты Сегодня ты зашёл на 46 порносайтов Джон

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Только сегодня Я не знаю о чём ты

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Не смей врать мне Я не знаю кто тебе это сказал

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Никто ничего не говорил Я видела это в твоей истории

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Ты только то и делаешь что смотришь порно

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Стой стой стой в истории В твоей истории

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В твоём браузере

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Только не говори мне что не знаешь что это такое

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Выходит не знаешь Ведь иначе бы ты стёр это

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как делают все обманщики Смотри на

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Смотри Давай

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Hola amor Hola Jon

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Qué pasa

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Recuerdas cuando comenzamos a salir

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Qué fue lo único que te pedí Te dije No me mientas

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Quién está diciendo mentiras de mí Nadie dijo nada

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Pues dime que pasa Hoy viste 46 páginas porno Jon

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Solo hoy No sé de qué hablas

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No me mientas carajo No sé quién te dijo eso

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Nadie dijo nada está en tu historial

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No haces más que ver pornografía Es lo único que ves

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Espera en mí que En tu historial

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El de tu navegador

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Por favor no me digas que no sabes que es tu historial

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No claro que no lo sabes De otra forma lo habrías borrado

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como buen embustero Mira

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Ahí está Anda mira Léelo

Available in 8 languages

Duration

54 seconds

Views

53

Timestamp in Movie

00:51:11

Uploaded

Mar 07, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Ram Bergman Productions,HitRecord Films,Voltage Pictures

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Movie Summary

A New Jersey guy dedicated to his family, friends, and church, develops unrealistic expectations from watching porn and works to find happiness and intimacy with his potential true love.