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Don Jon

Jesus fucking Christ!

Jesus fucking Christ!

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WOMAN SOBBING
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Jesus fucking Christ
Available in 8 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
58
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:06
Uploaded
Mar 07, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Ram Bergman Productions,HitRecord Films,Voltage Pictures

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Movie Summary

A New Jersey guy dedicated to his family, friends, and church, develops unrealistic expectations from watching porn and works to find happiness and intimacy with his potential true love.
- Excuse me. - Don Jon 00:07
- Excuse me.
- Hi, baby. - Don Jon 00:08
- Hi, baby.
JON: I'm in love with Barbara. - Don Jon 00:27
JON: I'm in love with Barbara.
Train's headed to a tunnel up ahead. - Don Jon 00:09
Train's headed to a tunnel up ahead.
Agent Fury, this is Agent Coulson. Umm.. - Don Jon 00:14
Agent Fury, this is Agent Coulson. Umm..
Official SHIELD activity. Stay back. - Don Jon 00:06
Official SHIELD activity. Stay back.
JON: It's not that I can't stop. - Don Jon 00:15
JON: It's not that I can't stop.
And everything's fine. - Don Jon 00:19
And everything's fine.
Nice scuba suit. - Don Jon 00:13
Nice scuba suit.
What, are you fucking kidding me?! - Don Jon 00:09
What, are you fucking kidding me?!
Wow. They are big bastards, aren't they? - Don Jon 00:08
Wow. They are big bastards, aren't they?
Safe journey to the beyond, my friend. - Don Jon 00:09
Safe journey to the beyond, my friend.
I wouldn't get too close there, boss. - Don Jon 00:08
I wouldn't get too close there, boss.
I love her I love her Pretty good huh Not bad at all - Don Jon 00:07
I love her I love her Pretty good huh Not bad at all
JON: In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, Amen. - Don Jon 00:48
JON: In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit,...
And how is that suppposed to prove to me you're not a Skrull? - Don Jon 00:18
And how is that suppposed to prove to me you're not a S...
Oh, hold up. - Don Jon 00:23
Oh, hold up.
- Is that a communicator? - Yeah. - Don Jon 00:16
- Is that a communicator? - Yeah.
After you. - Don Jon 00:08
After you.
Fucking 'caused it! - Don Jon 00:06
Fucking 'caused it!