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JON: So up until now, my record was ten in one day

And you know, when I have greatfucking days like this, it just reminds me how muchI love...

Don Jon • 2013

JON: So up until now,my record was ten in one day. And for a long time,I thought I'd never beat that. But today... -.../ hit 11.- JON: And you know, when I have greatfucking days like this, it just reminds me how muchI love being single. - I do what I want, when I want.- I don't have to flakeon my friends any more. I don't have to waste my timein a fucking classroom. It just feels good, like...like I got my own life back. I mean, you think I could have hit 11 whenI was with Barbara? No! Definitely not. So

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JON So up until now my record was ten in one day

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And for a long time I thought I'd never beat that But today

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hit 11 WOMEN MOANING

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JON And you know when I have great fucking days like this

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it just reminds me how much I love being single

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I do what I want when I want WOMEN MOANING

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I don't have to flake on my friends any more

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I don't have to waste my time in a fucking classroom

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It just feels good like like I got my own life back

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MOANING

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I mean you think I could have hit 11 when I was with Barbara No Definitely not

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So

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HIP HOP PLAYS

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أذن حتى الآن رقمي القياسي كان عشرة في يوم واحد

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ولوقت طويل أعتقدت بأنني لن أصل لهذا أبدا لكن اليوم

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وصلت لـ أحد عشر يقصد الإستمناء 11 مرة

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أتعلم عندما أحظى بأيام رائعة كهذه

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فهذا يذكرن ي كم أنني أحب أن أكون وحيدا

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أفعل ما أريد حينما أريد

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ليس علي أن أترقق على أصدقائي بعد الآن

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ليس علي أن أضيع وقتي في صف ي الدراسي

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إنه فقط شعور جي د كأنني أستعدت حياتي الخاصة

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أعني أتعتقد أنني وصلت لـ أحد عشر

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عندما كنت مع باربرا لا بالتأكيد لا

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لذا

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Jusque là

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mon record avait été de 10 fois par jour

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Et pendant longtemps j'ai cru que je le battrais jamais

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mais aujourd'hui je suis arrivé à 11

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Et vous voyez quand je passe des journées aussi géniales que ça

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ça me rappelle à quel point je suis content d'être célibataire

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Je fais ce que je veux quand je veux

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Je ne suis plus obligé de faire faux bond à mes amis

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Je ne suis plus obligé de perdre mon temps dans une maudite salle de classe

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Ça fait un bien fou C'est comme si

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comme si j'avais retrouvé ma vie

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C'est vrai vous pensez que j'aurais pu battre mon record

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quand j'étais avec Barbara Non certainement pas

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Bref

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Mein persönlicher Rekord war bisher 10 Mal an einem Tag

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Ich dachte lange das könnte ich nie überbieten aber heute

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waren es 11

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VERLAUF LÖSCHEN

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An so verdammt geilen Tagen

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weiß ich wieder wie gern ich Single bin

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Ich tue was ich will

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wann ich will Ich lass meine Freunde nicht hängen

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VERLAUF LÖSCHEN

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Ich verschwende meine Zeit nicht bei einem Kurs

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Fühlt sich gut an als hätte

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ich mein Leben zurück

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VERLAUF LÖSCHEN

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Hätte ich mit Barbara 11 geschafft

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Nein bestimmt nicht

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Also

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Jadi sampai sekarang rekorku sepuluh dalam sehari

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Dan untuk waktu yang lama Itu tak terkalahkan Tapi hari ini

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aku menonton 11 kali

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Dan kau tahu jika hariku luar biasa seperti ini

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itu hanya mengingatkanku betapa aku senang menjadi lajang

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Kulakukan apa yang kumau saat aku mau

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Aku tak harus meninggalkan teman temanku

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Aku tak perlu buang buang waktuku di kelas

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Ini terasa lepas seperti mendapatkan kembali hidupku

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Maksudku kau pikir aku bisa mencapai 11 video

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ketika aku bersama Barbara Tidak Jelas tidak

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Jadi

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今までは１日に10回だった

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ずっとその記録は変わらないと思ってたが

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記録更新 11回になった

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こんな最高の日を迎えると

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１人がいいって事に気づかされる

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したい時にできるし

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約束を破る事もない

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授業に出る必要もないし

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やっと元の生活に戻れた最高だ

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つき合ってて11回見れるか無理だろな

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だから

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До этого момента мой рекорд был десять раз за день

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Долгое время я думал что никогда не побью его но сегодня

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я кончил одиннадцать

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И знаете когда выдаются такие удачные деньки

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это напоминает мне как здорово всё таки когда ты один

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Я делаю что хочу когда хочу

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Мне не нужно больше забивать на друзей

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тратить время на долбаные курсы

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Это так здорово как будто Будто я вернул назад свою жизнь

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Думаете я смог бы кончить одиннадцать раз

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когда был с Барбарой Да никогда

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Так что

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Así que hasta ahora mi récord era de diez en un día

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Y mucho tiempo dudé poder superarlo pero hoy

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alcancé los once

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BORRAR HISTORIAL

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Y en días tan fantásticos como este

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recuerdo lo mucho que me gusta estar soltero

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Hago lo que quiero cuando quiero

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Ya no tengo que dejar plantados a mis amigos

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Ni tengo que perder mi tiempo en un jodido salón de clases

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Me siento muy bien como si hubiera recuperado mi vida

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Creen que podría haber llegado a once estando con Bárbara No claro que no

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Así que

Available in 8 languages

Duration

52 seconds

Views

67

Timestamp in Movie

00:54:13

Uploaded

Mar 07, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Ram Bergman Productions,HitRecord Films,Voltage Pictures

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Movie Summary

A New Jersey guy dedicated to his family, friends, and church, develops unrealistic expectations from watching porn and works to find happiness and intimacy with his potential true love.