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PRIEST: Have faith, my son
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Don Jon

Have faith, my son. Through the ministry of the Church,may God give you pardon and peace,...

PRIEST:Have faith, my son. Through the ministry of the Church,may God give you pardon and peace, and I absolve you from your sins in the nameof the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit

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PRIEST Have faith my son
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Through the ministry of the Church may God give you pardon and peace
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and I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father the Son and the Holy Spirit
Available in 8 languages
Duration
12 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
01:16:32
Uploaded
Mar 07, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Ram Bergman Productions,HitRecord Films,Voltage Pictures

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Movie Summary

A New Jersey guy dedicated to his family, friends, and church, develops unrealistic expectations from watching porn and works to find happiness and intimacy with his potential true love.
Look at me I look like a grandmotherbut do I have any grandchildren No - Don Jon 00:07
Look at me I look like a grandmotherbut do I have any...
- What are you saying? - Don Jon 00:20
- What are you saying?
How do I look? - Don Jon 00:08
How do I look?
- Jon, I will fucking kill you! - Don Jon 00:06
- Jon, I will fucking kill you!
All right, listen, listen, I gotta go, so I'll see you later? - Don Jon 00:41
All right, listen, listen, I gotta go, so I'll see you...
That is my blood, - Don Jon 00:06
That is my blood,
- What have you done to her? - You're too late. - Don Jon 00:05
- What have you done to her? - You're too late.
- You changed your hair? - Don Jon 00:07
- You changed your hair?
- So? - Yeah, so... I just wanted to apologize. I lied to you, and I'm sorry for that - Don Jon 00:13
- So? - Yeah, so... I just wanted to apologize. I lied to...
Ronan. Skrulls have infiltrated C-53. Come at once. - Don Jon 00:30
Ronan. Skrulls have infiltrated C-53. Come at once.
- Is this normal, like space turbulence? - Pretty much. - Don Jon 00:06
- Is this normal, like space turbulence? - Pretty much.
The streak is over, motherfucker! - Don Jon 00:59
The streak is over, motherfucker!
Locking in a coordinate grid. - Don Jon 00:17
Locking in a coordinate grid.
JON This fucking ladyI don't usually like it when a girl looks me right in the eyeand this girl does that a lotBut I don't know what it is about her When she does it I don't mindI just look right back at her and pretty soonI'm hard as a fucking rockIt's - Don Jon 01:18
JON This fucking ladyI don't usually like it when a...
Is that it? The core? - Don Jon 00:07
Is that it? The core?
I guess I just mean love like, you know, like when we're making love. - Don Jon 00:31
I guess I just mean love like, you know, like when...
We didn't know what to do. - Don Jon 00:11
We didn't know what to do.
If I played the same pinball machine for 6 years, I'd have some high scores, too. - Don Jon 00:12
If I played the same pinball machine for 6 years, I'd h...
What did you do to your uniform? - Don Jon 00:26
What did you do to your uniform?
Species: Flerken. Threat: High. - Don Jon 00:05
Species: Flerken. Threat: High.