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The streak is over, motherfucker!

Oh! Hey! - You like that?- Fucking right I do! - Easy, easy. Did you get her name?- Yeah!...

Don Jon • 2013

The streak is over, motherfucker!How's it feel? - I'd rather get pizza with my boys.- That's new. Every fucking time we go out,Don Jon smashes! But not tonight, ladies and gentlemen. The fans are devastated.Jonny, what happened? Yeah! Well, I thought it was onwith old crop top. - No, that girl was annoying.- She was tight though. - Eight.- Solid eight. Her body was at least an eight,but you didn't talk to her. - Who cares how she talks?- You asked why I didn't smash, that's why I didn't smash. What about you?You were kicking it to pony-tail, right? - How did it go?- You get her name? - I got a number.- BOTH: Oh! Hey! - You like that?- Fucking right I do! - Easy, easy. Did you get her name?- Yeah! Wait... - Oh, fuck!- What? I saved it as pony-tail. - Danny-boy!- Danny-boy! All right, all right, all right.Take it easy, take it easy

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The streak is over motherfucker How's it feel

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I'd rather get pizza with my boys That's new

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Every fucking time we go out Don Jon smashes

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But not tonight ladies and gentlemen

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The fans are devastated Jonny what happened

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Yeah Well I thought it was on with old crop top

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No that girl was annoying She was tight though

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Eight Solid eight

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Her body was at least an eight but you didn't talk to her

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Who cares how she talks You asked why I didn't smash

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that's why I didn't smash What about you You were kicking it to pony tail right

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How did it go You get her name

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I got a number BOTH Oh Hey

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You like that Fucking right I do

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Easy easy Did you get her name Yeah

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Wait

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Oh fuck What

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I saved it as pony tail

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LAUGHS Danny boy Danny boy

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All right all right all right Take it easy take it easy

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مراهنة على الفتيات أنتهى أي ها الداعر ماهو شعورك

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أنا أفض ل أن أحص ل على بيتزا مع رفاقي هذا جديد

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في كل مرة نخرج فيها أشعر أن دون جون م نهار

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لكن ليس الليلة أي ها سيداتي سادتي

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المعجبون تدم روا جوني ماذا حدث

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أجل حسبت إنه كان يتسكع مع اللاتي يرتدي ن تلك الملابس القصيرة القديمة

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لا تلك الفتاة كانت مزعجة كانت ترتدي ملابس ضيقة مع ذلك

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إنها ذي مقياس م ناسب م ناسب تماما

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جسد ها كان على الأقل م ناسب لكن ك لم تتكلم معها

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من يهتم كيف تتكلم إن ك تسألت لماذا لم أنهار

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لهذا أنا لم أنهار ماذا عنك هل تمكنت من تلك ذي الظفيرة كذيل الحصان

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كيف سار الأمر حصلت على إسمها

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حصلت على رقم ها

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يعجبك م هذا فعلتها

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مهلا مهلا حصلت على إسمها نعم

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مهلا

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تب ا ماذا

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حفظته بأسم ذيل حصان

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ـ ها هو داني ـ ها هو داني

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حسنا حسنا تمه ل

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Le pari est terminé mon gars Quelle impression ça fait

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Je préfère manger une pizza avec mes copains

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C'est nouveau Chaque fois qu'on va dans un club le soir

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Don Jon baise une fille La ferme

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Mais pas ce soir mes très chers amis

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Les femmes sont découragées Johnny qu'est ce qui s'est passé

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Je croyais que ça marchait avec ta bombe à grosses boules

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Elle était vraiment trop chiante Elle avait un corps de rêve

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8 un bon 8 Son corps valait au moins ça

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mais quand elle ouvrait la bouche ça gâchait tout

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Fallait mettre quelque chose dedans

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Voilà pourquoi je me suis pas farci de filles récemment

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Parle moi de toi Tu voulais te faire cette blondinette ça en est où

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Tu connais son nom

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J'ai son numéro Ouais

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Cool pas vrai Bravo petit salaud

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Reste concentré Tu l'as son nom ou pas

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Je l'ai

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Minute

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Oh merde Quoi

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J'ai juste écrit blondinette

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Ha Ha Danny le pourri Danny le pourri

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Ça va calmez vous Ça va mal finir les gars

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Ouais ouais C'est pas vrai vous êtes trop cons

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Es ist vorbei du coole Sau wie fühlst du dich

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Ich ess lieber Pizza mit meinen Jungs Das ist neu

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Immer wenn wir ausgehen

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schleppt Don Jon eine ab

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Aber heute Abend meine Damen und Herren

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sind die Fans enttäuscht Jonny was ist los

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Ich dachte das läuft noch mit Miss Bauchfrei

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Nein die Frau war nervig Aber stramm

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'ne echte 8 Ihr Körper war mindestens 'ne 8 aber reden war nicht drin

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Wen kümmert was sie sagt Warum ich keine abgeschleppt hab

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Genau darum Und du

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Du hast 'nen Pferdeschwanz angebaggert Wie lief's

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Weißt du ihren Namen

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Ich hab ihre Nummer

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Das gefällt dir Aber hallo

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Ganz ruhig Weißt du ihren Namen

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Ja

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Moment

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Oh Scheiße Was ist Hab sie unter Pferdeschwanz gespeichert

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Danny Boy Danny Boy

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Okay okay ganz ruhig

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Masalah berakhir Bagaimana rasanya

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Lebih baik makan pizza dengan temanku Itu hal baru

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Setiap kali kita keluar Don Jon galau

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Tapi tidak malam ini hadirin sekalian

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Para fans hancur Jonny apa yang terjadi

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Ya Kupikir karena baju Crop Top tua

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Tidak gadis itu menjengkelkan Meski vaginanya rapat

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Delapan Delapan pas

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Setidaknya tubuhnya delapan Tapi kalian tak bicara dengannya

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Siapa yang peduli caranya bicaranya Kau tanya kenapa aku tak galau

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itulah rahasianya Kau sendiri Kau PDKT dengan si rambut kuncir

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Bagaimana hasilnya Kau tahu namanya

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Aku dapat nomornya Oh Hei

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Kau suka itu Sangat suka

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Santai Kau tahu namanya Ya

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Tunggu

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Sial Apa

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Kusimpan nomornya dengan nama Rambut kuncir

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Danny boy Danny boy

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Baiklah baik baik Tenang tenang

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終わった感想は

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お前らの方がましだ初耳だな

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ドンジョンは女を負かす方だが

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今度は違うらしい

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ファンはがっかりだ何があった

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古いチビＴが原因か

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面倒な女だよでもイケてた

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8点だ確かに8点だ

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話したらわかるよ

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話し方なんて知るかだからだよ

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お前はどうなんだイイ感じなんだろ

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どうなった名前は聞いたのか

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番号ゲットしたよくやった

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驚いたかよくやった

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本当にあってるのかあぁ

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待てよ

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しまった何だ

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ポニーテールで登録してた

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ダニーダニー

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わかったわかった落ち着けって

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Ну что охота закончилась старичелло

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Я лучше съем пиццу со своими друзьями Это что то новое

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На каждой нашей тусовке Дон Жуан снимает тёлку

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И сегодня дамы и господа

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фанатки рвут на себе волосы Джонни что случилось

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Да Я думал что ты замутил с той тёлкой в юбке

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Нет она была надоедливой Зато очень клёвой

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Восьмёрка Твёрдая восьмёрка

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Её тело было на восьмёрку но что она говорила

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Да плевать на это Ты спросил почему я не с тёлкой

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Вот почему Ну а ты Ты обхаживал ту с хвостиком

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Как всё прошло Ты узнал её имя

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Я взял её номер Да

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Что нравится Ещё как чувак

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Постой тише Ты узнал её имя Да

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Стой

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Твою мать Что

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Я записал её как тёлка с хвостиком

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Малыш Дэнни Малыш Дэнни

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Ладно ладно ладно Полегче полегче

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La buena racha se acabó cabrón Qué se siente

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Prefiero comer pizza con mis compas Esa es nueva

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Cada jodida vez que salimos Don Jon sale con premio

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Pero esta noche no damas y caballeros

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Las fans están devastadas Jonny Qué pasó

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Sí Pues creí que habías enganchado a la de la camisetita corta

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No esa chica era fastidiosa Pero estaba buena

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Un ocho Un ocho bien ganado

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Su cuerpo era al menos un ocho pero no podías hablar con ella

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A quién le importa cómo habla Me preguntaste por que no concreté

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y fue por eso Y tú Estabas hablando con la de cola de caballo no

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Cómo te fue Te dijo su nombre

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Me dio su número

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Eso te gusta Claro que me gusta

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A ver espera Te dio su nombre Sí

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Espera

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Carajo Qué

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Lo guardé como Cola de Caballo

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Danny Danny

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Ya tranquilos

Available in 8 languages

Duration

59 seconds

Views

24

Timestamp in Movie

01:21:36

Uploaded

Mar 07, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Ram Bergman Productions,HitRecord Films,Voltage Pictures

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Movie Summary

A New Jersey guy dedicated to his family, friends, and church, develops unrealistic expectations from watching porn and works to find happiness and intimacy with his potential true love.