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Don Jon

Yo this sound gets me hard as a fucking rock

Don Jon:Yo this sound gets me hard as a fucking rock

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This sound COMPUTER CHIMES
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gets me hard as a fucking rock
Available in 7 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
922
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:07
Uploaded
Mar 07, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Ram Bergman Productions,HitRecord Films,Voltage Pictures

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Movie Summary

A New Jersey guy dedicated to his family, friends, and church, develops unrealistic expectations from watching porn and works to find happiness and intimacy with his potential true love.

Actors

Scarlett Johansson
Barbara
Scarlett Johansson
Do you know what time it is? - Don Jon 00:07
Do you know what time it is?
I never actually touch my cock till I find the right clip - Don Jon 00:07
I never actually touch my cock till I find the right clip
For the next few minutes all the bullshit fades awayand the only thing in the world is those titsthat assthe blowjob the cowboythe doggy the money shot and that's it I don't gotta say anythingI don't gotta do anything I just fucking lose myself - Don Jon 00:24
For the next few minutes all the bullshit fades awayand the...
There's only a few things I really care about in lifeMy bodymy padmy ridemy family 'AmenMy churchmy boys ALL YELLINGmy girlsWOMEN MOANINGand my pornI know that last one sounds weird but I'm just being honestNothing else does it for me the same way Not - Don Jon 00:45
There's only a few things I really care about in lifeMy...
Control it. - Don Jon 00:22
Control it.
He's kind of right man you do I don't like more than a handful of tittyNo no no no no No A nice handful I love it but more than that it's like noShit starts to remind me of my mom or somethingJesus Christ Your mom do got some big ass tittiesDon't talk - Don Jon 00:17
He's kind of right man you do I don't like more...
- What makes you think you could do that? - Don Jon 00:31
- What makes you think you could do that?
Moneyshot No There is no real life moneyshotReal girls won't do that shit You just gotta cum into the fucking condom - Don Jon 00:09
Moneyshot No There is no real life moneyshotReal girls...
Jesus! What are you fucking retarded?! You're fucking retarded! You're a retarded person and you're - Don Jon 00:15
Jesus! What are you fucking retarded?! You're fucking...
Vers, track Soh-Larr's beacon. - Don Jon 00:07
Vers, track Soh-Larr's beacon.
Locals on the periphery. - Don Jon 00:12
Locals on the periphery.
PRIEST Amen Bless you my son Forgive me Father for I have sinnedIt has been one week since my last confessionPRIEST Tell me your sins Since last Sunday I had sexual relationsout of wedlock two times I also watched pornographic videos and masturbated 17 - Don Jon 00:17
PRIEST Amen Bless you my son Forgive me Father for I have...
His beacon's coming from that temple. Let's move. - Don Jon 00:27
His beacon's coming from that temple. Let's move.
One of these days, I'm gonna sit down here and start eating, and you're gonna say, - "Mom, I found her." - JON: Ma! - Don Jon 00:12
One of these days, I'm gonna sit down here and start...
Holy Mary... - Don Jon 00:14
Holy Mary...
Vers! - Don Jon 00:07
Vers!
Talk to me. Do you copy? - Don Jon 00:23
Talk to me. Do you copy?
- Where are we? - Standby. - Don Jon 00:19
- Where are we? - Standby.
This can't be right. - Don Jon 00:14
This can't be right.
She's a dime but This girl's more than a dimeCome on son There's no such thing that's the point it's a scale from one to tenI'm saying this girl Oh my GodYou in love with this girl already Go fuck yourself - Don Jon 00:14
She's a dime but This girl's more than a dimeCome...