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You smashed up somebody's car?

You smashed up somebody's car?- Who told you that? Kerry's sister said she heard you...

Don Jon • 2013

You smashed up somebody's car?- Who told you that? Kerry's sister said she heard you brokethrough some guy's window. - Well, did you?- The guy was a fucking asshole. - What did he do?- Why you taking his side? - I'm not taking his side.- You are. Stop and think for a second.Stop and think for a second. I don't care about that guy, I don'tgive a damn about his car. Fuck him. What do you think I'm doing here, man? - You wanna have a seat?- Bro, honestly... Man, sit your ass down

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You smashed up somebody's car Who told you that

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Kerry's sister said she heard you broke through some guy's window

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Well did you The guy was a fucking asshole

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What did he do Why you taking his side

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I'm not taking his side You are

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Stop and think for a second Stop and think for a second

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I don't care about that guy I don't give a damn about his car Fuck him

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What do you think I'm doing here man

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You wanna have a seat Bro honestly

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Man sit your ass down

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أحطمت سيارة احد ما من قال لك هذا

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أخت كاري قالت أنها سمعتك تكسر نافذة شخص ما

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حسنا هل فعلت الرجل كان لعينا أحمقا

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لماذا ما الذي فعله لماذا أنت بجانبه

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أنا لست بجانبه أنت كذلك

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توقف وفك ر لثانية توقف وفك ر لثانية

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أنا لا أهتم بشأن ذلك الرجل ولا أهتم لسيارته تب ا له

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ما الذي تعتقد أنني أفعله ه نا يارجل

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أتريد أن تجلس صديقي بصراحة

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يارجل أجل س الآن

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T'as défoncé la voiture d'un gars

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Comment tu sais ça Euh la sœur de Kerry dit

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qu'elle t'a vu briser la vitre d'une voiture

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C'est vrai ou pas Il l'avait bien mérité le trou de cul

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Pourquoi Il a fait quoi

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Tu prends sa défense Je prends pas sa défense

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Essaie de réfléchir une seconde

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J'en ai rien à faire de ce gars là et je l'emmerde

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Faut que tu me croies D'après toi pour qui je suis passé

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Tu veux pas t'asseoir Bon sang je t'ai dit

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Je t'ai dit de t'asseoir

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Hast du ein Auto zertrümmert Wer hat das erzählt

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Kerrys Schwester sagte sie hätte davon gehört

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Stimmt das Das war ein Arschloch

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Was hat er getan Warum bist du auf seiner Seite Bin ich nicht

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Doch Jetzt denk erst mal nach Denk nach

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Der Typ ist mir egal seine Karre auch Scheiß auf ihn

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Warum bin ich wohl hier

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Setzt du dich mal Bro ehrlich Mensch setz dich

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Kau menghancurkan mobil orang Siapa yang bilang begitu

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Adik Kerry bilang dia mendengarmu memukul jendela seseorang

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Benarkah Orang itu bajingan

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Apa yang dia lakukan Kenapa kau membelanya

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Aku tak membelanya Buktinya itu

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Berhenti dan berpikir sejenak Berhenti dan berpikir sejenak

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Aku tak peduli dengan dia aku tak peduli mobilnya Masa bodoh

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Kau pikir aku mau apa kemari Kawan

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Kau mau duduk dulu Bro sejujurnya

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Kawan duduklah dulu

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窓壊したらしいな誰に聞いた

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ケリーの姉がうわさを聞いたらしいぜ

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本当なのかあいつが悪いんだ

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何したんだ肩を持つのか

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そうじゃないそうだろ

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少し考えてみるんだいいから

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何者で何しようが知るか

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何で来たと思う

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座るか実は

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いいから座れよ

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Ты раздолбал чью то машину Кто тебе сказал

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Сестра Керри видела как ты разбил кому то стекло

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Это правда Он был конченый урод

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А что он сделал Ты защищаешь его

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Я не защищаю Ты защищаешь

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Остановись и подумай секунду

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Я не знаю этого парня и мне плевать на его машину В жопу его

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Зачем по твоему я здесь

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Может присядешь Чувак честно я

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Задолбал сядь уже

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Golpeaste el auto de un tipo Quién te lo dijo

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La hermana de Kerry dijo que te vio romper la ventanilla de un tipo

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Es cierto Era un pendejo ese tipo

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Qué hizo Por qué te pones de su lado

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No me pongo de su lado Claro que sí

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Detente a pensar Detente a pensarlo

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Ese tipo no me importa Su auto me importa un pito Que se joda

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Qué crees que hago aquí viejo

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Siéntate Quieres Mira compa en serio

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Que te sientes viejo

Available in 8 languages

Duration

29 seconds

Views

24

Timestamp in Movie

00:59:11

Uploaded

Mar 07, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Ram Bergman Productions,HitRecord Films,Voltage Pictures

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Movie Summary

A New Jersey guy dedicated to his family, friends, and church, develops unrealistic expectations from watching porn and works to find happiness and intimacy with his potential true love.