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As if any of this is for me

As if any of this is for me. You're gettingthe checks, right? I'm getting the checks....

Donnie Brasco • 1997

As if any of this is for me. You're gettingthe checks, right? I'm getting the checks. Good. Then don't say itlike it's nothing.'Cause it's not nothing. It's not nothing,but it's not a husband. A lot of womenwould disagree with you. Is that what you dowith all your time? Conduct pollswith all your women? I'm not even gonna dignify that. Seven days a week,I'm out there busting my ass, and this is the shitI come home to. You said it wasgonna be three months.It's going on two years. How do you find anythingin here? You got cerealon three shelves. You got cereals over here. Put stuff away for once.It's my job. Quit my job?What about my job, Joe? Christmas Day you don'tshow up, so Mommy puts onthe Santa suit. Mommy hangs the lights.Mommy carves the roast. You just leave it alone.Joseph. It would be easierif you tell me...Just give me a break....what goes onwith these guys, what you do. Just shut up, please.Leave me alone

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As if any of this is for me

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You're getting the checks right

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I'm getting the checks

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Good Then don't say it like it's nothing 'Cause it's not nothing

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It's not nothing but it's not a husband

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A lot of women would disagree with you

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Is that what you do with all your time

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Conduct polls with all your women

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I'm not even gonna dignify that

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Seven days a week I'm out there busting my ass

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and this is the shit I come home to

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You said it was gonna be three months It's going on two years

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How do you find anything in here You got cereal on three shelves

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You got cereals over here

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Put stuff away for once It's my job

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Quit my job What about my job Joe

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Christmas Day you don't show up so Mommy puts on the Santa suit

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Mommy hangs the lights Mommy carves the roast

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You just leave it alone Joseph

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It would be easier if you tell me Just give me a break

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what goes on with these guys what you do

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Just shut up please Leave me alone

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كما لو كان هذا لي

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يصلك الشيك أليس كذلك

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يصلني الشيك جيد إذا لاتقولي بأنه لاشيء

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لأنها لاشيء لاشي لكنها ليس زوج

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كثير من النساء يعارضونك

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هل هذا ما تفعله طوال الوقت

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تبدي أستطلاعاتك مع نسائك لا أحترم ذلك حتى

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سبعة أيام بالاسبوع أعمل بجهد وتسمعيني كل هذا الهرا عندما أعود للمنزل

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قلت أن هذا سيستمر لثلاثة أشهر وقد مرت سنتين

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كيف تجدين الشيء هنا هناك الحبوب على ثلاثة أرفف

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حبوب هنا وهناك

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أضع أشيائي لمرة هذا عملي

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أترك عملي ماذا عن عملي يا جو

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في الأعياد لا تأتي لذا أمي أرتدت ملابس سانتا

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أمي علقت الأضاءة أمي قطعت الكعك

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أتركيني فقط جـوزيف

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سيكون من الجيد لو أخبرتني كفي عني

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مالذي يحدث مع هؤلا الرجال ماذا تفعل

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أخرسي أرجوك أتركيني لوحدي

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Comme si tu faisais ça pour moi

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Tu reçois les chèques pas vrai

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Je les reçois Bien Ne fais pas semblant que c'est rien

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Ce n'est pas rien Ça ne remplace pas un mari

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Nombre de femmes ne seraient pas d'accord

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C'est à ça que tu passes ton temps

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Tu fais des sondages auprès des filles Je refuse de répondre

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Je me casse le cul sept jours sur sept et voilà ce qui m'attend chez moi

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Ça devait durer trois mois Ça fera bientôt deux ans

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Comment tu ranges les trucs Y a des céréales sur trois étagères

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Y en a encore ici

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Mets un peu d'ordre pour changer C'est mon boulot

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Je devrais démissionner Et mon boulot à moi

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À Noël tu es absent et c'est maman qui se déguise en Père Noël

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Maman accroche les guirlandes Maman découpe la dinde

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Ne me prends pas la tête Joseph

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Ce serait plus simple si tu me disais Lâche moi

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ce que tu fais au juste

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Tais toi s'il te plaît Fiche moi la paix

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Als ob es jemals um mich gehen würde

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Du kriegst deine Schecks oder

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Ja die bekomme ich Dann tu nicht so als wäre das nichts

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Denn es ist nicht Nichts Aber es ist auch kein Ehemann

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Viele Frauen würden das anders sehen

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Verbringst du damit deine Zeit

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Führst bei anderen Frauen Umfragen durch Darauf werde ich nicht mal antworten

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Sieben Tage die Woche reiße ich mir den Arsch auf und muss mir dann so was anhören

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Du hast gesagt es dauert zwei Monate aber das dauert nun zwei Jahre

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Wie findest du da was Du hast Cornflakes in drei Schränke verteilt

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Du hast sogar Cornflakes dort

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Ordnung schaffen das ist mein Job

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Soll ich kündigen Was ist mit meinem Job Joe

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An Weihnachten tauchst du nicht auf und Mami spielt den Weihnachtsmann

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Mami hängt die Lichter auf Mami schneidet den Truthahn

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Kannst du dich wieder beruhigen Joseph

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Sag mir doch einfach was du da machst Lass mich in Ruhe

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Sei ruhig lass mich einfach in Ruhe

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Seolah olah semua ini untukku

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Kau menerima ceknya bukan

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Ya aku menerima ceknya Bagus Jadi jangan katakan seolah pria ini tak berguna

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Karena dia bukan tak berguna Bukan tak berguna tapi bukan suami yang baik

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Banyak wanita yang takkan setuju denganmu

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Itukah yang kau kerjakan sepanjang waktumu

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Melakukan jejak pendapat dengan para wanita Aku bahkan takkan menghargai hal itu

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Tujuh hari seminggu aku menyibukkan diri di luar sana dan ini yang kudapatkan di rumah

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Kau katakan itu akan menjadi tiga bulan Itu sudah dua tahun

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Bagaimana kau bisa menemukan sesuatu di dalam sini Kau menyimpan sereal di tiga rak

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Kau juga punya sereal di sini

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Masukkan barang secara sekaligus Ini pekerjaanku

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Kau ingin aku keluar dari pekerjaanku Bagaimana dengan pekerjaanku Joe

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Hari Natal kau tak menampakkan diri jadi Ibu yang berpakaian Santa

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Ibu yang menyalakan lampunya Ibu yang menyiapkan panggangannya

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Kau biarkan dia sendiri mengerjakannya Joseph

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Tentu akan lebih mudah jika kau katakan padaku Biarkan aku beristirahat

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ada apa dengan orang orang ini apa yang kau lakukan

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Sudahlah Tinggalkan aku sendiri

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Что случилось с твоими усами

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Бюро заставило сбрить Серьезно

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Это единственное что мне нравилось в твоей работе

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Значит у Шерри появился парень Да

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Хороший мальчик Очень хороший

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Он занимается борьбой

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О да я уверен он занимается

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Керри изучает основы христианства Это так мило

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Потом она занимается плаванием

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Тренер говорит что она показывает хорошие результаты

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Como si hicieras algo por mí

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Te llegan los talones verdad

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Sí me llegan Bien No hables como si no tuvieras nada

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Por que no es nada No es nada pero tampoco es un marido

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Muchas mujeres discreparían contigo

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En eso empleas tu tiempo

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Encuestas a tus mujeres No me dignaré a contestarte

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Trabajo 7 días a la semana y tengo aguantar esto

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Dijiste 3 meses y llevas casi 2 años

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Tu puedes encontrar algo aquí Cereales en los tres armarios

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Cereales por todas partes

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Ordena las cosas de una vez

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Dejo mi trabajo Y yo el mío Joe

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En Navidad no aparece y mamá hace de Papá Noel

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Mamá cuelga las lucecitas Mamá cocina

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Solo déjalo tranquilo Joseph

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Seria mas fácil si me dijeras Dame un respiro

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que pasa con estos tipos que haces

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Cállate por favor Déjame solo

Available in 7 languages

Duration

61 seconds

Views

112

Timestamp in Movie

00:27:48

Uploaded

Mar 08, 2026

Genres

crime, drama, thriller

Production

Phoenix Pictures,Mark Johnson Productions,Baltimore Pictures,TriStar Pictures,Mandalay Pictures

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Movie Summary

An FBI undercover agent infilitrates the mob and finds himself identifying more with the mafia life at the expense of his regular one.