"Donnie Darko" quotes

Donnie Darko poster
After narrowly escaping a bizarre accident, a troubled teenager is plagued by visions of a man in a large rabbit suit who manipulates him to commit a series of crimes.

Director: Richard Kelly
Writer: Richard Kelly
Production: N/A
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 88/100
ImdbRating: 8.0
BoxOffice: $1,478,493
Released: 19 Jan 2001
Awards: 12 wins & 16 nominations

174 Clips

Do you believe in time travel - Donnie Darko 00:04
Do you believe in time travel
That's what's so illogical about being a Smurf - Donnie Darko 00:10
That's what's so illogical about being a Smurf
For two years I thought it was normal - Donnie Darko 00:07
For two years I thought it was normal
Guess he was sleep golfing - Donnie Darko 00:07
Guess he was sleep golfing
Hey Porky Pig I hope you get molested - Donnie Darko 00:06
Hey Porky Pig I hope you get molested
Airline better not fuck us on the shingle match - Donnie Darko 00:05
Airline better not fuck us on the shingle match
Um How much are they paying you to be here - Donnie Darko 00:05
Um How much are they paying you to be here
Dr Cole not only am I a teacher - Donnie Darko 00:15
Dr Cole not only am I a teacher
Oh wait wait wait - Donnie Darko 00:21
Oh wait wait wait
I like your boobs - Donnie Darko 00:04
I like your boobs
There would be headlines in the papers - Donnie Darko 00:34
There would be headlines in the papers
Do you even know who Graham Greene is - Donnie Darko 00:09
Do you even know who Graham Greene is
Shut up - Donnie Darko 00:03
Shut up
Ok Now girls I want you to concentrate - Donnie Darko 00:14
Ok Now girls I want you to concentrate
Frankie Feedler - Donnie Darko 00:36
Frankie Feedler
So we can't tell anyone what nobody knows - Donnie Darko 00:05
So we can't tell anyone what nobody knows
If this world were to end there would only be you and him - Donnie Darko 00:11
If this world were to end there would only be you and him
It was as though this plan had been with him all his life - Donnie Darko 00:12
It was as though this plan had been with him all his life
The sky's gonna open up - Donnie Darko 00:04
The sky's gonna open up
I'm going home - Donnie Darko 00:04
I'm going home
Don't worry you got away with it - Donnie Darko 00:07
Don't worry you got away with it
Have you ever seen a portal - Donnie Darko 00:04
Have you ever seen a portal
Has he ever told you about Frank - Donnie Darko 00:26
Has he ever told you about Frank
Do you remember that weird gym teacher Mrs Farmer - Donnie Darko 00:20
Do you remember that weird gym teacher Mrs Farmer
Now I'm going to tell you a little story today - Donnie Darko 00:22
Now I'm going to tell you a little story today
Excuse me No duh is a product of fear - Donnie Darko 00:07
Excuse me No duh is a product of fear
I've been watching you - Donnie Darko 00:04
I've been watching you
What happens if you tell Mom and Dad Sam - Donnie Darko 00:09
What happens if you tell Mom and Dad Sam
They didn't buy me what I wanted for Christmas - Donnie Darko 00:19
They didn't buy me what I wanted for Christmas
Well look uh - Donnie Darko 00:30
Well look uh
I was in jail once I mean I burned down this house - Donnie Darko 00:31
I was in jail once I mean I burned down this house
I have to obey him He saved my life - Donnie Darko 00:33
I have to obey him He saved my life
I don't think telling any woman - Donnie Darko 00:23
I don't think telling any woman
Where do you come from - Donnie Darko 00:08
Where do you come from
Beth's mom said the boys' locker room flooded - Donnie Darko 00:08
Beth's mom said the boys' locker room flooded
I made a new friend Real or imaginary - Donnie Darko 00:05
I made a new friend Real or imaginary
If the sky suddenly opened up there would be no law no rule - Donnie Darko 00:12
If the sky suddenly opened up there would be no law no rule
I think you're the fucking Antichrist - Donnie Darko 00:05
I think you're the fucking Antichrist
I guess some people are just born with tragedy in their blood - Donnie Darko 00:06
I guess some people are just born with tragedy in their...
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion - Donnie Darko 00:06
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
Um Where do I sit - Donnie Darko 00:16
Um Where do I sit
How can you do that - Donnie Darko 00:25
How can you do that
What's a fuck ass - Donnie Darko 00:04
What's a fuck ass
They say it when they flood the house when they tear it to shreds - Donnie Darko 00:18
They say it when they flood the house when they tear it to...
If you don't complete the assignment you'll get a zero - Donnie Darko 00:35
If you don't complete the assignment you'll get a zero
Dear Roberta Sparrow I've reached the end of your book - Donnie Darko 00:34
Dear Roberta Sparrow I've reached the end of your book
Do you still think about girls a lot - Donnie Darko 00:36
Do you still think about girls a lot
28 days - Donnie Darko 00:22
28 days
How does it feel to have a wacko for a son - Donnie Darko 00:13
How does it feel to have a wacko for a son
When the other rabbits hear of Fiver's vision - Donnie Darko 00:37
When the other rabbits hear of Fiver's vision
Donnie - Donnie Darko 00:26
Donnie
Did you call the fucking cops - Donnie Darko 00:12
Did you call the fucking cops
This famous linguist once said - Donnie Darko 00:15
This famous linguist once said
That's some good shit huh It's a fucking cigarette - Donnie Darko 00:06
That's some good shit huh It's a fucking cigarette
What if you could go back in time and take those hours of pain - Donnie Darko 00:09
What if you could go back in time and take those hours of...
My mom got a restraining order against my stepdad - Donnie Darko 00:14
My mom got a restraining order against my stepdad
Beer and pussy that's all I need - Donnie Darko 00:36
Beer and pussy that's all I need
Well life isn't that simple I mean - Donnie Darko 00:26
Well life isn't that simple I mean
Donnie Darko what the hell kind of name is that - Donnie Darko 00:11
Donnie Darko what the hell kind of name is that
You're weird - Donnie Darko 00:09
You're weird
I hope that when the world ends - Donnie Darko 00:12
I hope that when the world ends
Guess he was  sleepgolfing - Donnie Darko 00:24
Guess he was sleepgolfing
I hope you get molested - Donnie Darko 00:12
I hope you get molested
Not only am I a teacher - Donnie Darko 00:37
Not only am I a teacher
Damned airline better not fuck us on the shingle match - Donnie Darko 00:21
Damned airline better not fuck us on the shingle match
How much are they paying you to do this - Donnie Darko 00:19
How much are they paying you to do this
Go back to China - Donnie Darko 00:15
Go back to China
Ling Ling finds a wallet on the ground filled with money - Donnie Darko 00:43
Ling Ling finds a wallet on the ground filled with money
Do you even know who Graham Greene is - Donnie Darko 00:24
Do you even know who Graham Greene is
I want you to concentrate - Donnie Darko 00:20
I want you to concentrate
There would be headlines in the papers - Donnie Darko 02:14
There would be headlines in the papers
The sky's gonna open up - Donnie Darko 00:19
The sky's gonna open up
I like your boobs - Donnie Darko 00:14
I like your boobs
Frankie Fiedler - Donnie Darko 00:51
Frankie Fiedler
I'm voting for Dukakis - Donnie Darko 00:13
I'm voting for Dukakis
If this world were to end - Donnie Darko 00:13
If this world were to end
There's something I want to show you - Donnie Darko 00:20
There's something I want to show you
It was as though this plan had been with him all his life - Donnie Darko 00:41
It was as though this plan had been with him all his life
You got away with it - Donnie Darko 00:12
You got away with it
I'm sure that you're aware of the horrible allegations against Jim Cunningham - Donnie Darko 02:24
I'm sure that you're aware of the horrible allegations...
Do you remember that weird gym teacher Mrs Farmer - Donnie Darko 00:50
Do you remember that weird gym teacher Mrs Farmer
Has he ever told you about his friend Frank - Donnie Darko 00:32
Has he ever told you about his friend Frank
What were you guys doing in the middle of the road - Donnie Darko 00:23
What were you guys doing in the middle of the road
I'm going to tell you a little story today - Donnie Darko 00:53
I'm going to tell you a little story today
No duh  is a product of fear - Donnie Darko 00:18
No duh is a product of fear
What happens if you tell Mom and Dad about this - Donnie Darko 00:30
What happens if you tell Mom and Dad about this
They didn't buy me what I wanted for Christmas - Donnie Darko 00:38
They didn't buy me what I wanted for Christmas
Where are you going - Donnie Darko 00:30
Where are you going
Going together - Donnie Darko 00:27
Going together
You want to go with me - Donnie Darko 00:27
You want to go with me
Why do I have to sleep with Donnie - Donnie Darko 00:27
Why do I have to sleep with Donnie
I've been watching you - Donnie Darko 00:06
I've been watching you
You want your sister to lose weight - Donnie Darko 01:29
You want your sister to lose weight
What is going to happen - Donnie Darko 00:29
What is going to happen
I think we should buy him a moped - Donnie Darko 00:43
I think we should buy him a moped
You should already know that - Donnie Darko 00:20
You should already know that
I was in jail once - Donnie Darko 01:12
I was in jail once
There would be no rule - Donnie Darko 00:35
There would be no rule
Where did you come from - Donnie Darko 00:22
Where did you come from
I think you're the fucking anti Christ - Donnie Darko 00:07
I think you're the fucking anti Christ
How exactly does one suck a fuck - Donnie Darko 00:17
How exactly does one suck a fuck
I made a new friend - Donnie Darko 00:18
I made a new friend
Everything's gonna be better for you - Donnie Darko 00:15
Everything's gonna be better for you
Could these portals - Donnie Darko 02:08
Could these portals
What happened to your eye - Donnie Darko 00:06
What happened to your eye
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion - Donnie Darko 00:08
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood - Donnie Darko 00:17
Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood
They say it right when they flood the house - Donnie Darko 00:50
They say it right when they flood the house
How can you do that - Donnie Darko 00:20
How can you do that
If you don't complete the assignment - Donnie Darko 01:02
If you don't complete the assignment
What's a fuck ass - Donnie Darko 00:15
What's a fuck ass
I I know I'm not the best communicator - Donnie Darko 01:29
I I know I'm not the best communicator
I like you a lot - Donnie Darko 00:25
I like you a lot
Dear Roberta Sparrow - Donnie Darko 01:31
Dear Roberta Sparrow
'A storm is coming - Donnie Darko 01:12
'A storm is coming
This is an anger prisoner - Donnie Darko 01:23
This is an anger prisoner
Do you still think about girls a lot - Donnie Darko 01:21
Do you still think about girls a lot
How's it feel to have a wacko for a son - Donnie Darko 00:15
How's it feel to have a wacko for a son
That is when the world will end - Donnie Darko 00:11
That is when the world will end
What's going on - Donnie Darko 00:36
What's going on
When the other rabbits hear of Fiver's vision - Donnie Darko 02:27
When the other rabbits hear of Fiver's vision
An atheist is someone who denies altogether the existence of God - Donnie Darko 00:34
An atheist is someone who denies altogether the existence of...
Of all the endless combinations of words in all of history - Donnie Darko 00:16
Of all the endless combinations of words in all of history
Did you call the fucking cops - Donnie Darko 00:20
Did you call the fucking cops
Deus ex machina - Donnie Darko 00:29
Deus ex machina
That's some good shit - Donnie Darko 00:08
That's some good shit
My mom had to get a restraining order against my stepdad - Donnie Darko 00:46
My mom had to get a restraining order against my stepdad
Our son just called me a bitch - Donnie Darko 00:16
Our son just called me a bitch
That's bullshit - Donnie Darko 03:23
That's bullshit
That's all I need - Donnie Darko 03:26
That's all I need
You're such a fuck ass - Donnie Darko 00:44
You're such a fuck ass
She said that every living creature on Earth dies alone - Donnie Darko 00:30
She said that every living creature on Earth dies alone
Life isn't that simple - Donnie Darko 01:26
Life isn't that simple
That was a compliment - Donnie Darko 00:12
That was a compliment
I can breathe a sigh of relief - Donnie Darko 00:14
I can breathe a sigh of relief
Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit - Donnie Darko 00:27
Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit
Shut  up - Donnie Darko 00:12
Shut up
Is she dead - Donnie Darko 00:36
Is she dead
Is that all the gusto you can muster - Donnie Darko 00:14
Is that all the gusto you can muster
I'm going home - Donnie Darko 00:10
I'm going home
If the sky were to suddenly open up - Donnie Darko 00:32
If the sky were to suddenly open up
I want you to watch the movie screen - Donnie Darko 00:22
I want you to watch the movie screen
I saw it on TV - Donnie Darko 03:09
I saw it on TV
I promise that one day - Donnie Darko 00:19
I promise that one day
I don't know - Donnie Darko 01:33
I don't know
I hope that when the world comes to an end - Donnie Darko 00:32
I hope that when the world comes to an end
I have to obey him - Donnie Darko 01:21
I have to obey him
You're weird - Donnie Darko 00:14
You're weird
You're an agnostic - Donnie Darko 00:51
You're an agnostic
You know what - Donnie Darko 01:32
You know what
Have you ever seen a portal - Donnie Darko 00:13
Have you ever seen a portal
For two years - Donnie Darko 00:21
For two years
Excuse me - Donnie Darko 00:16
Excuse me
Don't worry - Donnie Darko 00:14
Don't worry
Donnie Darko - Donnie Darko 00:32
Donnie Darko
Do you see this - Donnie Darko 01:38
Do you see this
Come closer - Donnie Darko 00:09
Come closer
Beer and pussy - Donnie Darko 03:41
Beer and pussy
And then my parents bought him all this new shit - Donnie Darko 00:50
And then my parents bought him all this new shit
And did you stop and think that maybe infants need darkness - Donnie Darko 00:30
And did you stop and think that maybe infants need darkness
42 minutes - Donnie Darko 00:18
42 minutes
You can go suck a fuck - Donnie Darko 00:18
You can go suck a fuck
Where do I sit - Donnie Darko 00:22
Where do I sit
When's this gonna stop - Donnie Darko 00:17
When's this gonna stop
What happened - Donnie Darko 00:42
What happened
What did you want for Christmas that year - Donnie Darko 00:40
What did you want for Christmas that year
What did Roberta Sparrow say to you - Donnie Darko 00:25
What did Roberta Sparrow say to you
What are feces - Donnie Darko 00:26
What are feces
We may still have mail - Donnie Darko 00:32
We may still have mail
That  cellar door  is the most beautiful - Donnie Darko 00:43
That cellar door is the most beautiful
Son of a bitch - Donnie Darko 00:10
Son of a bitch
I'm so sorry - Donnie Darko 00:15
I'm so sorry
Pondered through the seasons - Donnie Darko 00:36
Pondered through the seasons
Not until 8th grade - Donnie Darko 00:17
Not until 8th grade

Cast

Donnie Darko - Jake Gyllenhaal
Eddie Darko - Holmes Osborne
Elizabeth Darko - Maggie Gyllenhaal
Samantha Darko - Daveigh Chase
Rose Darko - Mary McDonnell
Frank - James Duval
Dr. Fisher - Arthur Taxier
Jim Cunningham - Patrick Swayze
Police Officer - Mark Hoffman
Bob Garland - David St. James
Man in Red Jogging Suit - Tom Tangen
Joanie James - Jazzie Mahannah
Cherita Chen - Jolene Purdy
Ronald Fisher - Stuart Stone
Sean Smith - Gary Lundy
Seth Devlin - Alex Greenwald
Kitty Farmer - Beth Grant
Gretchen Ross - Jena Malone
Ricky Danforth - Seth Rogen
Principal Cole - David Moreland
Prof. Kenneth Monnitoff - Noah Wyle
Karen Pomeroy - Drew Barrymore
Susie Bates - Kristina Malota
Emily Bates - Marina Malota Darling
Suzy Bailey - Carly Naples
Beth Farmer - Tiler Peck
Roberta Sparrow - Patience Cleveland
Dr. Lilian Thurman - Katharine Ross
Linda Connie - Lisa K. Wyatt
Shanda Riesman - Rachel Winfree
Larry Riesman - Jack Salvatore Jr.
Leroy - Lee Weaver
Anne Fisher - Phyllis Lyons
Kim, Dorky Girl - Ashley Tisdale
Dorky Half-Sister - Alison Jones
Lanky Kid - Jerry Trainor
Mystery Woman - Joan Blair
Friend - Sarah Hudson
Passenger - Fran Kranz
Self (archive footage) - George Bush
Vice Principal - Conrad Angel Corral
Self (archive footage) - Michael Dukakis
Teacher - Phil Hawn
Flight Attendant - Nancy Juvonen
Student - Christie McNew
Concerned Mother - Margaret Kontra Palmer
Movie Ticket Salesman - Dee Austin Robertson
Teacher - Jack Truman