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You know that BASH has over 40 million data points on youon every decision you have made since 1994 DoctorI I know when you have colon polypsmonths before your doctor doesYou got four or five at the

You know that BASH has over 40 million data points on you, on every decision you have made...

Don't Look Up • 2021

Peter Isherwell:
You know that BASH has over 40 million data points on you, on every decision you have made since 1994, Doctor? I... I know when you have colon polyps months before your doctor does. You got four or five at the moment actually. You know, they're not of concern, but I'd have a checkup as soon as you can. But more importantly than that, much more importantly than that, I know what you are. I know who you are. My algorithms have determined eight fundamental consumer profile types. You are a lifestyle idealist. You think you're motivated by beliefs, high ethical beliefs. But you just run towards pleasure and away from pain. Like a... Like a field mouse

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You know that BASH has over 40 million data points on you

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on every decision you have made since 1994 Doctor

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I I know when you have colon polyps

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months before your doctor does

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You got four or five at the moment actually

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You know they're not of concern but I'd have a checkup as soon as you can

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But much more importantly than that I know what you are I know who you are

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My algorithms have determined eight fundamental consumer profile types

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You are a lifestyle idealist

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You think you're motivated by beliefs high ethical beliefs

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But you just run towards pleasure and away from pain

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Like a Like a field mouse

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لماذا أحضرت هذا هل تعلم أن باش تملك ما يزيد عن 40 مليون نقطة بيانية عنك

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وعن كل قرار اتخذته منذ عام 1994 يا دكتور

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أعلم عندما تتواجد أورام في قولونك

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قبل أن يعلم طبيبك بشهور

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ولديك في الواقع أربعة أو خمسة حالي ا

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إنها لا تدعو إلى القلق ولكنني أنصحك بالخضوع لفحص بأسرع ما يمكن

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ولكن الأهم من كل ذلك بكثير أنني أعرف ما أنت ومن تكون

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لقد حددت خوارزمياتي ثمانية أنواع أساسية من مواصفات المستهلكين

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أنت تسعى إلى أسلوب حياة مثالي

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تظن أنك مدفوع باعتقاداتك الأخلاقية العالية

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ولكنك تسعى إلى الملذات وتبتعد عن الألم فحسب

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كفأر الحقول

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আপন ক জ ন ন আপন ক ন য় ব য শ র ৪০ ম ল য়ন ড ট আছ

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য খ ন ১৯৯৪ স ল র পর থ ক আপন র ন য় প রত ট স দ ধ ন ত র ব য প র উল ল খ আছ

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আম জ ন আপন র ক লন পল প স হয় ছ

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আপন জ ন র ম সখ ন ক আগ থ ক ই ড ক ত রর স ট জ ন ন

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আপন র হ ত আর চ র ক ব প চ ম স সময় আছ

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ওর এখনও ব য প রট ন জ নল ও আম আপন র শ ঘ রই একট চ কআপ কর ব

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তব স ট র চ য় ও গ র ত বপ র ণ ব য প র হচ ছ আম জ ন আপন ক ক আপন র আসল পর চয়

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আম র ন জস ব অ য লগর দম ইত মধ য ই আটট কনজ উম র প র ফ ইল চ হ ন ত কর ছ

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আপন হচ ছ ন স বভ বস দ ধ একজন আদর শব দ

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আপন ভ বছ ন আপন ম ন ষক অন প র ণ ত করছ ন আপন র ন ত ক ব শ ব স র স হ য য

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ক ন ত আম ত শ ধ আপন ক যন ত রণ থ ক প ল য় ব ড় ত দ খছ

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ক ষ ত ল ক য় থ ক ই দ র র মত

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你知不知道巴什有超过四千万个关于你的数据点

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记录你1994年以来每个决策博士

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我比你的医生早几个月就知道你长了结肠息肉

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其实你现在就有四五个

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它们不是什么大问题但如果我是你我会尽快去做检查

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但更重要的是我知道你是什么样的人

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我的算法确定了八种基础消费者资料类型

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你是个生活方式理想主义者

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你觉得自己受信仰驱动崇高的道德信仰

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但你只会逃避痛苦贪图享乐

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和田鼠一样

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Znate li da BASH ima više od 40 milijuna upisa o vama

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o svakoj vašoj odluci od 1994 godine doktore

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Znam da imate polipe debelog crijeva mjesecima prije vašeg liječnika

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Sad ih imate četiri ili pet

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Ništa zabrinjavajuće ali ja bih otišao na pregled

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Ali još važnije znam što ste Znam tko ste

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Moji su algoritmi odredili osam osnovnih tipova profila korisnika

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Vi ste doživotni idealist

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Mislite da vas pokreću uvjerenja visoko moralna uvjerenja

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Ali zapravo samo bježite od boli prema užitku

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Poput poljskog miša

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Víte že BASH na vás má přes 40 milionů informací

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o každém vašem rozhodnutí od roku 1994

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Vím že máte polypy ve střevě o měsíce dřív než váš lékař

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Právě teď asi čtyři nebo pět

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Nejsou nebezpečné ale být vámi jdu na kontrolu

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Ale podstatnější je že vím kdo jste

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Moje algoritmy rozeznávají osm základních typů spotřebitele

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Vy jste lifestylový idealista

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Myslíte že jste motivován vysokými etickými ideály

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Ale jen utíkáte za slastí a před bolestí

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Jako polní myš

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Ved du at BASH har over 40 millioner datapunkter om dig

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vedrørende alle beslutninger du har truffet siden 1994

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Jeg ved at du har polypper måneder før din læge gør

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Du har fire fem for øjeblikket

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Det vedrører ikke mig men jeg ville blive tjekket

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Men mere vigtigt end det ved jeg hvad du er og hvem du er

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Mine algoritmer har bestemt otte fundamentale forbrugerprofiler

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Du er en livsstils idealist

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Du tror at du er motiveret af tro og høje etiske overbevisninger

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Men du stræber efter nydelse og væk fra lidelse

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Som en markmus

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BASH heeft meer dan 40 miljoen datapunten over jou

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Over elke beslissing die jij hebt gemaakt sinds 1994

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Ik weet maanden voor je arts al dat je darmpoliepen hebt

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Je hebt er nu vier of vijf

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Ze zijn niet zorgwekkend maar laat ze snel nakijken

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Maar bovenal weet ik wat je bent Ik weet wie je bent

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Mijn algoritmes hebben acht consumentenprofielen bepaald

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Jij bent een levensstijlidealist

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Je denkt dat je gemotiveerd wordt door ethische overtuigingen

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Maar je rent af op genot en vlucht voor pijn

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Net een veldmuis

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Tiesitkö että BASHilla on yli 40 miljoonaa datapistettä

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jokaisesta tekemästäsi päätöksestä alkaen vuodesta 1994

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Saan tiedon suolipolyypeistasi kuukausia ennen lääkäriäsi

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Sinulla on jo neljä viisi

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Ei tarvitse huolestua mutta kannattaa käydä lääkärissä

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Ja ennen kaikkea tiedän millainen olet

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Algoritmini ovat määrittäneet kahdeksan kuluttajaprofiilia

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Sinä olet elämäntapaidealisti

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Luulet että sinua motivoivat ylevät eettiset uskomukset

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Tosiasiassa sinä vain tavoittelet mielihyvää ja pakenet kipua

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Kuin peltohiiri

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BASH possède 40 millions de données sur vous

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sur chacune de vos décisions depuis 1994

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Je vois arriver

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vos polypes colorectaux

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des mois avant votre médecin

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Vous en avez 4 ou 5 d'ailleurs

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Pas de quoi s'alarmer mais surveillez ça de près

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Mais surtout je sais ce que vous êtes qui vous êtes

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Mes algorithmes ont déterminé huit profils principaux de consommateurs

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Vous êtes un idéaliste de la vie

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Vous pensez être motivé par de grandes convictions morales

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mais vous courez après le plaisir en fuyant la douleur

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Comme un petit mulot

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BASH hat über 40 Millionen Datenpunkte über Sie

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für jede Entscheidung die Sie seit 1994 getroffen haben Doktor

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Ich weiß Monate vor Ihrem Arzt dass Sie Darmpolypen haben

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Sie haben aktuell vier fünf

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Nichts Ernstes aber lassen Sie es untersuchen

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Aber was viel wichtiger ist Ich weiß was Sie sind Wer Sie sind

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Meine Algorithmen haben acht fundamentale Verbraucher Typen ermittelt

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Sie sind ein Lebensstil Idealist

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Sie denken Ihre Überzeugung ist Ihre Motivation Ihre hohe Moral

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Aber Sie wollen nur Vergnügen und laufen vor dem Schmerz davon

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Wie eine Feldmaus

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Ξέρετε ότι η BASH έχει πάνω από 40 εκατ σημεία δεδομένων

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για κάθε απόφαση που έχετε πάρει από το 1994 δόκτωρ

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Ξέρω πότε έχετε πολύποδες στο έντερο μήνες πριν το μάθει ο γιατρός σας

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Έχετε πέντε προς το παρόν

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Δεν είναι ανησυχητικό αλλά θα το κοιτούσα άμεσα

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Το πιο σημαντικό είναι ότι ξέρω τι είστε Ξέρω ποιος είστε

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Οι αλγόριθμοί μου έχουν καθορίσει οκτώ βασικά προφίλ καταναλωτών

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Εσείς είστε ιδεαλιστής

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Θεωρείτε ότι σας κινούν τα πολύ ηθικά πιστεύω σας

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Μόνο που απλώς τρέχετε προς την απόλαυση και μακριά απ' τον πόνο

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Όπως τα ποντίκια

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אתה יודע שיש לבאש יותר מ 40 מיליון פריטי מידע עליך

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ועל כל החלטה שקיבלת מ 1994 דוקטור

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אני יודע מתי יש לך פוליפים במעיים חודשים לפני שהרופא שלך יודע

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יש לך כרגע ארבעה או חמישה למעשה

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הם לא מדאיגים אבל הייתי נבדק בהקדם האפשרי

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וחשוב מכך בהרבה אני יודע מה אתה אני יודע מי אתה

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האלגוריתמים שלי קבעו שמונה סוגי פרופיל צרכני יסודיים

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אתה אידאליסט של אורח חיים

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אתה חושב שאתה מונע מאמונות מאמונות מוסריות ביותר

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אבל אתה בסך הכול רץ לעבר הנאה והרחק מכאב

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כמו עכבר שדה

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Tudta hogy a BASH 40 millió adatpontot rögzít magáról

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Minden egyes döntéséről már 1994 óta

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Hónapokkal az orvosa előtt tudom ha bélpolipja van

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Most négy vagy öt lehet

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Nem ok aggodalomra de azért mielőbb nézesse meg

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De ami még ennél is fontosabb tudom hogy mi maga és ki maga

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Az algoritmusaim nyolc alapvető fogyasztói profilt állapítottak meg

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Maga az életstílus idealista

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Azt hiszi hogy magas erkölcsi normák szerint dönt

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De csak az élvezetet hajszolja és menekül a fájdalom elől

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Mint egy szürke egér

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Kau tahu BASH memiliki 40 juta poin data mengenaimu

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mengenai semua keputusanmu sejak tahun 1994 Doktor

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Aku tahu kau mengidap polip usus berbulan bulan sebelum doktermu

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Ada 4 5 polip saat ini

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Tak mencemaskan tetapi sebaiknya segera periksakan

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Yang lebih penting dari itu aku mengenal dirimu

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Algoritmeku menentukan delapan tipe profil konsumen mendasar

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Kau seorang idealis gaya hidup

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Kau kira kau termotivasi oleh keyakinan etis yang tinggi

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Namun kau hanya mencari kesenangan dan menjauhi rasa sakit

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Seperti tikus sawah

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Sa che BASH ha oltre 40 milioni di dati su di lei

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su ogni decisione che ha preso dal 1994 dottore

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So quando ha dei polipi al colon mesi prima che lo sappia il suo medico

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Al momento ne ha quattro o cinque

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Non sono preoccupanti ma li faccia controllare

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Ma cosa più importante so cos'è lei So chi è lei

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I miei algoritmi hanno determinato otto profili di consumatore tipo

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Lei è un idealista dello stile di vita

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Si crede motivato da convinzioni estremamente etiche

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ma in realtà anela al piacere e vuole sfuggire al dolore

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Come un topo di campagna

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バッシュには君のデータが 4000万以上

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1994年からの君の決断すべてだ

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君に結腸ポリープがあれば分かる

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医者より先にな

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今も4 5個あるから

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早めの検診を勧める

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そんなことより聞け

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私は君を知ってるぞ

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アルゴリズム分析で消費者を8タイプに分けた

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君はライフスタイルの理想主義者だ

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自分を道義心が強いと思ってるだろ

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だが君は快楽に走り痛みから逃げてる

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野ネズミのようにな

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배시는 당신의 정보를 4천만 건 갖고 있어요

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1994년부터 내린 결정을 모두 알죠

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당신의 대장 용종도

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검진 결과 나오기 몇 달 전에 알았어요

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지금은 네댓 개쯤 있더군요

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걱정할 건 아니지만 최대한 빨리 확인해 봐요

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그보다 훨씬 중요한 건

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난 당신이 무엇인지 누구인지 안다는 거예요

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내 알고리듬은 소비자 유형 8종을 분석하죠

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당신은 라이프스타일 이상주의자예요

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높은 도덕적 신념을 근거로 행동한다고 생각하지만

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실은 쾌락을 좇고 고통에서 도망쳐요

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들쥐처럼

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Awak tahu BASH ada 40 juta titik data tentang awak

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bagi setiap keputusan awak ambil sejak 1994 doktor

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Saya tahu usus awak ada polip berbulan bulan sebelum doktor awak

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Ada sekitar lima polip

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Tak merisaukan tapi saya pasti periksa secepat mungkin

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Lebih penting saya tahu awak Saya kenal siapa awak

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Algoritma saya menentukan lapan jenis profil asas pengguna

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Awak ialah idealis gaya hidup

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Awak anggap diri didorong kepercayaan dan pegangan etika tinggi

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Namun awak mengejar kepuasan dan menjauhi kesakitan

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Macam tikus ladang

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Vet du at BASH har over 40 millioner datapunkter om deg

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om alle avgjørelsene dine siden 1994

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Jeg vet når du har polypper lenge før legen din gjør det

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Du har fire eller fem nå

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De er ikke farlige men sjekk dem så snart du kan

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Men viktigere er det at jeg vet hva og hvem du er

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Algoritmene mine har fastslått åtte grunnleggende forbrukertyper

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Du er en livsstilidealist

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Du tror du motiveres av etiske prinsipper

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Men du løper bare mot glede og vekk fra smerte

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Som ei markmus

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BASH zebrał o panu ponad 40 milionów punktów danych

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Zna każdą podjętą przez pana decyzję od 1994 roku

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Rozpoznam u pana polipy okrężnicy na kilka miesięcy przed diagnozą lekarską

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Ma ich pan cztery lub pięć

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To jeszcze nie powód do obaw ale radziłbym się przebadać

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Ale o wiele ważniejsze jest to że wiem czym i kim pan jest

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Moje algorytmy wyodrębniły osiem fundamentalnych typów konsumenckich

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Pan jest lifestyle'owym idealistą

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Łudzi się pan że kierują panem wyższe etyczne wartości

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A tymczasem szuka pan przyjemności i ucieka przed bólem

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Jak polna mysz

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A BASH tem mais de 40 milhões de dados sobre si

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sobre todas as suas decisões desde 1994

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Sei quando tem pólipos intestinais meses antes do seu médico

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Tem quatro ou cinco neste momento

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Não são preocupantes mas no seu lugar faria uma colonoscopia

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Mas sobretudo sei o que é e quem é

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Os meus algoritmos determinaram oito perfis fundamentais de consumidores

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É um idealista do estilo de vida

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Acha se motivado por crenças éticas superiores

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Mas limita se a correr rumo ao prazer e para longe da dor

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Como um ratinho

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Știați că BASH are peste 40 de milioane de puncte de date

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despre fiecare decizie pe care ați luat o din 1994

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Știu când aveți polipi pe colon cu câteva luni înaintea medicului dv

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Aveți patru sau cinci și acum

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N aveți de ce să vă îngrijorați dar eu mi aș face un control

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Iar cel mai important e că știu ce sunteți știu cine sunteți

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Algoritmii mei au identificat opt profiluri fundamentale de consumatori

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Dv sunteți un idealist al vieții moderne

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Credeți că vă motivează convingerile etice înalte

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Dar de fapt alergați după plăcere și fugiți de suferință

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Ca un șoarece de câmp

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У БЭШ более 40 миллионов единиц данных о вас

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о каждом вашем решении с 1994 года

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Я узнаю о ваших полипах в кишке за месяцы до вашего врача

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Сейчас у вас их четыре или пять

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Сильно тревожиться не стоит но я бы сходил к специалисту

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Но что гораздо более важно я знаю что вы из себя представляете

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Мои алгоритмы выделили восемь основных типов потребителя

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Вы идеалист с тягой к шикарной жизни

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Вы считаете что вами движут высокоморальные убеждения

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Но вы просто убегаете от боли к наслаждению

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Как полевая мышь

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BASH tiene más de 40 millones de datos puntuales sobre usted

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sobre cada decisión que tomó desde 1994 doctor

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Sé cuando tiene pólipos en el colon meses antes que su médico

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Ahora tiene cuatro o cinco

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No es preocupante pero me haría un chequeo a la brevedad

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Pero tengo algo mucho más importante que eso sé lo que es sé quién es

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Mis algoritmos determinaron ocho tipos fundamentales de consumidores

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Usted es un idealista del estilo de vida

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Piensa que lo motivan las convicciones las convicciones más éticas

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pero solo corre hacia el placer y se aleja del dolor

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Como un ratón de campo

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Bash har 40 miljoner uppgifter om dig

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om alla dina beslut sen 1994

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Jag vet att du har tarmpolyper flera månader före din läkare

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Du har fyra eller fem just nu

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De är inte farliga men kolla upp det när du kan

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Men vad viktigare är Jag vet vad och vem du är

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Mina algoritmer har identifierat åtta olika konsumentprofiler

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Du är en idealist vad gäller livsstil

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Du tror att du drivs av etiska ställningstaganden

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Men du dras till njutning och undviker smärta

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Som en skogsmus

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ร ไหมว าแบชม ข อม ลเก ยวก บค ณ 40 ล านอย าง

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เก ยวก บท กการต ดส นใจของค ณ ต งแต ป 1994 ด อกเตอร

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ผมร ว าค ณเป นต งเน อในล าไส ใหญ

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ก อนหมอของค ณร หลายเด อน

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ท จร งตอนน ค ณม ต งเน อส หร อห าอ น

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ม นไม น าก งวลอะไร แต เป นผมจะไปตรวจด ให เร วท ส ดท ท าได

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แต ท ส าค ญกว าน น ผมร ว าค ณเป นอะไร ร ว าค ณเป นใคร

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อ ลกอร ท มของผมจ าแนก ประเภทล กค าพ นฐานออกเป นแปดแบบ

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ค ณเป นพวกย ดถ ออ ดมคต การใช ช ว ต

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ค ณค ดว าได แรงจ งใจจากความเช อ ความเช อจร ยธรรมส งส ง

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แต ค ณแค ว งหาความส ข และหน จากความเจ บปวด

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เหม อนก บหน ในท ง

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BASH'te senin hakkında 40 milyondan fazla veri var

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1994'ten beri verdiğin her kararı biliyoruz Doktor

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Kolon poliplerin olduğunu doktorundan aylar önce biliyorum

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Hatta şu an dört beş tane var

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Endişe edecek bir şey yok ama ilk fırsatta doktora görün

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Daha da önemlisi senin ciğerini kim olduğunu biliyorum

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Algoritmalarım sekiz temel tüketici profili belirledi

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Sen bir yaşam stili idealistisin

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Yüksek ahlaki inançlarla hareket ettiğini sanıyorsun

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Ama tek yaptığın zevke koşup acıdan kaçmak

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Tıpkı bir tarla faresi gibi

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Ви знаєте що БАХ має понад 40 мільйонів точок даних на вас

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на кожне рішення яке ви прийняли з 1994 року докторе

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Я знаю що у вас поліпи товстої кишки задовго до вашого лікаря

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Зараз у вас їх чотири чи п'ять

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Нічого страшного але я б перевірився якнайшвидше

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Але що важливіше я знаю хто ви Я знаю вас

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Мої алгоритми визначили вісім основних профілів користувачів

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Ви ідеаліст

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Ви думаєте що вас надихають переконання високі етичні переконання

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Але ви просто поринаєте в задоволення й тікаєте від болю

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Як польова миша

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Anh biết BASH có hơn 40 triệu điểm dữ liệu về anh

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về mọi quyết định của anh kể từ 1994 đó Tiến sĩ

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Tôi biết khi nào anh bị khối u ruột già trước khi bác sĩ của anh biết nhiều tháng

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Hiện giờ anh có bốn hoặc năm khối

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Chúng không đáng lo nhưng tôi là anh thì sẽ khám thật sớm

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Nhưng quan trọng hơn thế nhiều là tôi biết anh Tôi biết anh là ai

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Thuật toán của tôi đã định ra tám kiểu người tiêu dùng cơ bản

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Anh là kiểu lý tưởng hóa lối sống

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Anh nghĩ anh có động lực từ niềm tin các niềm tin đạo đức cao

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Nhưng anh chỉ chạy đến khoái lạc và chạy trốn đau đớn mà thôi

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Timestamp in Movie

01:25:38

Uploaded

Feb 19, 2026

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Movie Summary

Two low-level astronomers must go on a giant media tour to warn humankind of an approaching comet that will destroy planet Earth.

Actors

Peter Isherwell

Dr. Randall Mindy

Leonardo DiCaprio