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I'm sorry are we not being clearWe're trying to tell youthat the entire planet is about to be destroyedOkay um Well it's you knowIt's something we do around here We just keep the bad news lightRight

Maybe it's supposed to be terrifying. And upsetting. And you stay up all night every night...

Don't Look Up • 2021

Kate Dibiasky:
I'm sorry... Are we not being clear? We're trying to tell you that the entire planet is about to be destroyed.Brie Evantee:Well it's uh, you know, it's something we do around here. We just keep the bad news light.Jack Bremmer:Right. Helps the medicine go down. And speaking of medicine, tomorrow we've got a...Kate Dibiasky:Well maybe the destruction of the entire planet isn't supposed to be fun.Kate Dibiasky:Maybe it's supposed to be terrifying. And upsetting. And you stay up all night every night crying... when we're all 100% for sure going to fucking die!

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I'm sorry are we not being clear

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We're trying to tell you

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that the entire planet is about to be destroyed

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Okay um Well it's you know

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It's something we do around here We just keep the bad news light

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Right It helps the medicine go down

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Speaking of medicine tomorrow we've got

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Well maybe the destruction of the entire planet

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isn't supposed to be fun

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Maybe it's supposed to be terrifying

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And unsettling

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No please don't do that

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And you should stay up all night Please

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every night crying

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when we're all 100 for sure gonna fucking die

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عفو ا أليس كلامنا واضح ا

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نحاول إخباركما

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بأن كوكب الأرض بأكمله على وشك الدمار

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حسن ا في الواقع هذا

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هذا ما نفعله هنا عادة نحاول التخفيف من حدة الأخبار السيئة

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صحيح هذا يساعد على ابتلاع الدواء المر

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بالحديث عن الأدوية لدينا غد ا

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أو ربما دمار الكوكب بأكمله

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ي فترض به أل ا يكون مرح ا

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ربما ي فترض به أن يكون مرعب ا ومقلق ا

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لا أرجوك أل ا تفعلي ذلك

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ويجدر بكم عدم النوم طوال الليل أرجوك

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والبكاء كل ليلة

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بينما من المؤكد بنسبة 100 بالمئة أننا سنموت جميع ا

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আম দ খ ত আপন র ক এট র ভয় বহত এখনও উপলদ ধ করত প র নন

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আমর ব রব র আপন দ র বল র চ ষ ট করছ য

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আম দ র চ ন জ ন প থ ব ট ধ ব স হয় য ত চল ছ

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আচ ছ আমর য ট কর খ র প ন উজগ ল ক একট কম গ র ত ব দ ই এখ ন

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হ য এত কর ওষ ধ র দ মও হ র স প য়

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ওষ ধ র কথ বলত ই মন পড় গ ল আজ আমর

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হয়ত প র প থ ব ট র এভ ব ধ ব স হয় য ওয় র ব য প রট ত

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রস কত কর ট ম ন চ ছ ন

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হয়ত উল ট আম দ র আত ক ত হওয় উচ ৎ

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ব চল ত হওয় উচ ৎ

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ন প ল জ এরকমট করব ন ন

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আপন দ র সব র উচ ৎ র ত র ঘ ম ব দ দ য় প ল জ

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ক ন ন ক ট কর

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এই ভ ব য আম দ র মরণ ক উ ঠ ক ত প রব ন

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不好意思是我们没说清楚吗

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我们想告诉你们

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整个星球就要毁灭了

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好的这个就是

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我们就是这样的风格坏消息也要轻松有趣

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是的有助观众消化信息

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说到消化明天我们会请到

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也许整个星球的毁灭

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不需要搞笑

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也许它就应该让人恐惧不安

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不拜托不要这样

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你们应该彻夜难眠拜托

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每晚哭泣

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我们所有人都死定了

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Oprostite ali zar nismo jasni

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Pokušavamo vam reći da će komet uništiti čitav planet

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U redu To je znate

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Ovo je takva emisija Loše vijesti na zabavan način

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Tako ih je lakše progutati

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Kad već spominjem gutanje sutra

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A možda uništenje čitavog planeta

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ne bi trebalo biti zabavno

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Možda bi trebalo biti strašno i uznemiriti nas

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Ne ne čini to

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Trebate ostati budni Molim te

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i proplakati svaku noć

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jer 100 je sigurno da ćemo svi jebeno umrijeti

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Promiňte ale nemluvíme jasně

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Snažíme se vám říct

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že celá planeta bude zničena

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No Je to

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Takhle to u nás chodí Špatné zprávy zlehčujeme

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Pomáhá to spolknout hořkou pilulku

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Když mluvíme o prášcích zítra

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No možná že zničení celé planety

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nemá být zábava

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Třeba to má děsit a burcovat

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Ne to nedělej

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A měli byste každou noc Prosím

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celou noc proplakat

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když všichni na sto procent chcípneme

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Undskyld har vi ikke gjort det klart

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Vi prøver at sige

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at hele planeten bliver tilintetgjort

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Okay Det er bare

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Sådan gør vi bare her Vi gør de dårlige nyheder lette

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Det gør det lettere at sluge pillen Apropos piller har vi i morgen

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Eller måske er det ikke meningen at planetens ødelæggelse

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skal være sjov

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Måske er det skræmmende og foruroligende

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Gør ikke det

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I bør blive oppe

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Vær nu sød

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hver nat og græde

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for vi kommer alle til at fucking dø

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Sorry zijn we niet duidelijk

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We proberen duidelijk te maken dat de planeet verwoest gaat worden

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Dat is iets wat we doen We houden het luchtig

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Dat helpt de bittere pil te slikken

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Over pillen gesproken morgen

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Of misschien hoeft de verwoesting van de planeet

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niet leuk te zijn

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Misschien moet die juist doodeng en verontrustend zijn

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Nee niet doen

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En je moet de hele nacht wakker liggen en huilen

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Want we gaan allemaal fucking dood

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Anteeksi eikö asia tullut selväksi

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Yritämme kertoa teille että koko maapalloa uhkaa tuho

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Selvä No se on

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Meillä on tapana tuoda huonoihin uutisiin kevennystä

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Kuin lääkkeen kyytipoikana

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Lääkkeestä puheen ollen huomenna

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Ehkäpä koko planeetan tuho

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ei olekaan naurun asia

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Ehkä sen pitääkin pelottaa ja järkyttää

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Älä ole tuollainen

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Teidän pitäisi valvoa yönne itkien

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koska on satavarmaa että koko saatanan maailma kuolee

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On n'a pas été assez clairs

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On essaie de vous dire

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que la planète entière est sur le point d'être détruite

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Ici les mauvaises nouvelles on les édulcore un peu

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Ça aide à faire passer la pilule

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En parlant de pilule

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Oui enfin

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la destruction de la planète

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c'est pas censé être marrant

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C'est plutôt censé être

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terrifiant

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et bouleversant

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Pitié pas ça

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On devrait tous passer nos nuits

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à pleurer

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puisqu'on est sûrs à 100 qu'on va tous crever

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Tut mir leid sind wir nicht deutlich genug

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Wir versuchen Ihnen zu sagen

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dass der gesamte Planet zerstört wird

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Okay Also wissen Sie

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Das machen wir so Schlechte Nachrichten aufheitern

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Um sie besser zu verdauen

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Apropos Verdauung wir haben

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Vielleicht sollte die Zerstörung unseres Planeten

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nicht witzig sein

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Vielleicht sollte es erschreckend und beunruhigend sein

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Nein bitte nicht

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Sie sollten jede Nacht Bitte

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weinend wach liegen

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weil wir alle zu 100 sterben werden verdammte Scheiße

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Συγγνώμη μήπως δεν το είπαμε καθαρά

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Προσπαθούμε να σας πούμε

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ότι ο πλανήτης πρόκειται να καταστραφεί

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Εντάξει Είναι ξέρετε

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Το συνηθίζουμε εδώ Κάνουμε τα δυσάρεστα νέα ανάλαφρα

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Ναι Να πάνε κάτω τα φαρμάκια

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Μιας και το αναφέραμε αύριο

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Ίσως η καταστροφή ολόκληρου του πλανήτη

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να μην είναι ανάλαφρη

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Μπορεί να πρέπει να είναι τρομακτική και ανησυχητική

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Μην το κάνεις αυτό να χαρείς

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Να μην κλείνετε μάτι Σε παρακαλώ

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κάθε βράδυ κλαίγοντας

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όταν είναι εκατό τοις εκατό σίγουρο ότι θα πεθάνουμε όλοι

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סליחה האם אנחנו לא ברורים

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אנחנו מנסים להגיד לכם

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שכל הכוכב עומד להיהרס

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טוב את יודעת זה

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זה מה שאנחנו עושים פה אנחנו מקלילים חדשות רעות

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נכון זה עוזר לבלוע את התרופה

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אם מדברים על תרופה מחר יש לנו

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ואולי השמדת הכוכב כולו

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לא אמורה להיות כיפית

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אולי זה אמור להיות מבעית ומטריד

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לא בבקשה אל תעשי את זה

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וצריך להישאר ערים כל הלילה בבקשה

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בכל לילה ולבכות

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כשכולנו במאת האחוזים הולכים פאקינג למות

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Elnézést de nem fogalmazunk elég világosan

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Szeretnénk ha megértenék

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hogy az egész bolygó elpusztul

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Oké Hát igen ez

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Nálunk így megy ez Lazán kezeljük a rossz híreket

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Könnyebb lenyelni a keserű pirulát

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Ha már itt tartunk holnap

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Talán a Föld pusztulása

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nem annyira laza téma

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Talán inkább rémisztő és nyugtalanító

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Jaj csak ezt ne kezdje

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És ne aludjanak éjszaka Ne

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hanem sírjanak

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mert 100 hogy kurvára meg fogunk halni

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Maaf apa ucapan kami tidak jelas

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Kami mencoba beri tahu

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bahwa seluruh planet akan hancur

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Baik Kau tahu

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Kami biasa begini Kabar buruk dibuat ringan

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Ya bisa bantu menelan obatnya

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Bicara soal obat besok ada

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Atau mungkin kehancuran planet ini

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seharusnya tidak seru

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Mungkin seharusnya mengerikan dan meresahkan

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Tidak tolong jangan begitu

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Kau harus terjaga Tolong

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setiap malam dan menangis

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saat kita semua 100 akan mati

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Scusate ma non siamo stati chiari

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Stiamo cercando di dirvi

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che l'intero pianeta verrà distrutto

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Ok Insomma

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Noi facciamo così Mitighiamo le brutte notizie

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Esatto Indoriamo la pillola

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A proposito di pillole domani

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O forse la distruzione dell'intero pianeta

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non dovrebbe essere divertente

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Forse dovrebbe essere spaventoso e destabilizzante

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Non fate così

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E dovreste stare svegli No

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ogni notte a piangere

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perché c'è il 100 di probabilità che moriremo tutti cazzo

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すみません分かりませんか

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地球が破壊されると伝えてるんですよ

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この番組は悪いニュースも楽しく取り上げるの

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不快を和らげる

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不快と言えば明日

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たぶん地球が崩壊する話は

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楽しいというより怖くなるような話なのかも

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不安で

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やめてくれ

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一睡もできなくて

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毎晩泣きじゃくる

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みんな100 死んじゃうと分かったら

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죄송한데 저희 말이 어렵나요

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저희가 하려는 말은

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지구 전체가 파괴될 거란 얘기예요

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그래요 네 그런데

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여기선 나쁜 소식도 가볍게 다루는 편이라

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약도 달아야 먹기 편하죠

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약이라니까 말인데 내일은

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지구 전체가 파괴된다는 소식은

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재밌으면 안 되는 거예요

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무섭고 불편해야 할 소식이라고요

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제발 그러지 마요

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매일 밤 지새우면서 제발

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울어야 해요

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우리 모두 100 뒈진다잖아요

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Maaf tak jelaskah penerangan kami tadi

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Kami cuba nak cakap

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yang seluruh planet ini akan musnah

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Okey Hal itu

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Memang ini kerja kami Kami meringankan berita buruk

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Betul Mudah sikit nak hadam

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Cakap tentang itu esok kita ada

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Mungkin kemusnahan planet

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tak sepatutnya seronok

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Mungkin patut menakutkan dan menggentarkan

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Tolong jangan buat begitu

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Awak patut berjaga setiap malam Tolong

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sambil menangis

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kerana kita 100 peratus akan mati

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Unnskyld uttrykker vi oss uklart

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Vi prøver å si

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at hele planeten snart blir ødelagt

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Ok Det er

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Vi gjør dårlige nyheter lette

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Ja Da går medisinen ned

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Apropos medisin i morgen har vi

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Kanskje ødeleggelsen av planeten

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ikke skal være gøy

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Kanskje skal det være skremmende og uhyggelig

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Ikke gjør det

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Og dere bør være våkne om natta og gråte Vær så snill

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nå når vi alle kommer til å fuckings dø

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Przepraszam czy nie wyrażamy się jasno

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Usiłujemy wam powiedzieć

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że cała nasza planeta ulegnie zagładzie

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Dobra Cóż no wie pani

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Żartujemy sobie ze złych wiadomości

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Łatwiej przełknąć tabletkę

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Skoro mowa o lekach to jutro

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Ale może zagłada całej planety

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nie jest zabawna

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Może powinna budzić grozę i niepokój

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Proszę tak nie mówić

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Powinniśmy zarywać noce Błagam

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Płakać w poduszkę

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mając 100 pewności że wszyscy kurwa wymrzemy

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Desculpem não estamos a ser claros

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Estamos a tentar dizer vos

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que todo o planeta está prestes a ser destruído

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Está bem Sabem

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Costumamos aligeirar as más notícias

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Ajuda a engolir a pastilha

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Por falar nisso amanhã temos

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Ou talvez a destruição de todo o planeta

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não deva ser divertida

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Talvez deva ser aterradora

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e inquietante

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Por favor não faça isso

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E deviam ficar acordados Por favor

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toda a noite a chorar

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pois temos 100 de certeza de que vamos morrer todos porra

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Scuze nu e clar ce spunem

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Încercăm să vă spunem

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că urmează să fie distrusă întreaga planetă

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Bine Păi

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Cu asta ne ocupăm noi Luăm în glumă veștile proaste

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Exact te ajută să înghiți gălușca

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Apropo mâine avem

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Poate că distrugerea întregii planete

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n ar trebui să fie nostimă

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Poate că ar trebui să vă înspăimânte și să vă tulbure

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Nu te rog n o face

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Ar trebui să nu dormiți noaptea Te rog

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și să plângeți seară de seară

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știind că sigur o să murim cu toții futu i mama mă sii

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Простите мы неясно выражаемся

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Мы пытаемся сказать

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что вся планета будет уничтожена

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Ну Знаете ли

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Просто мы так делаем Сообщаем плохие новости с юмором

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Да Помогает подсластить пилюлю

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Кстати о лекарствах Завтра у нас

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Но может уничтожение целой планеты

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это совсем не весело

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Может это ужасная и тревожная новость

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Нет не говори так

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И вы должны не спать Прошу тебя

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Должны плакать ночами напролет

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если мы все стопроцентно подохнем

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Perdón no estamos siendo claros

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Tratamos de decirles

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que todo el planeta está a punto de ser destruido

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Bueno Es

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Es algo que hacemos Alivianamos las malas noticias

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Sí Ayuda a pasar el mal trago

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Hablando de tragos mañana

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O quizá la destrucción del planeta

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no tenga que ser divertida

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Quizá tenga que ser algo aterrador e inquietante

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No no hagas eso por favor

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Y deberían desvelarse Por favor

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y llorar todas las noches

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porque es 100 seguro que nos vamos a morir todos puta madre

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Ursäkta men är vi otydliga på nåt sätt

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Vi försöker få fram att hela planeten kommer att ödeläggas

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Okej Men du vet

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Vi försöker vara lättsamma här Det är så vi jobbar

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Det är lättare att svälja

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På tal om det imorgon

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Det kanske är så att planetens ödeläggelse

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inte ska vara nåt roligt

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Det kanske ska vara läskigt och oroande

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Nej låt bli

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Man borde ligga vaken Snälla

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och gråta

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när vi alla kommer att dö med 100 procents jävla säkerhet

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ขอโทษนะคะ เราพ ดไม ช ดเจนเหรอคะ

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เราก าล งพยายามบอกค ณว า

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โลกท งใบก าล งจะถ กท าลาย

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โอเค ค อว า

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รายการน เราท าก นแบบน เราท าให ข าวร ายเป นเร องตลก

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ใช เหม อนช วยให ยาขมกล นง าย

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พ ดถ งยา พร งน เราม

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หร อบางท การท าลายล างโลกท งใบ

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ไม ควรจะเป นเร องสน ก

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บางท ม นควรจะเป นเร องน ากล ว และท าให หว นใจ

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ไม อย าท าแบบน น

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และค ณควรนอนไม หล บท งค น ขอละ

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ร องไห อย ท กค น

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เพราะเราท กคนก าล งจะตายห าก นหมด

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Pardon ama dediğimiz anlaşılmadı mı

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Size tüm gezegenin

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yok olmak üzere olduğunu anlatmaya çalışıyoruz

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Peki Yani şöyle ki

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Bizim olayımız budur Kötü haberleri eğlenceli sunarız

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Acı ilacı içmeyi kolaylaştırıyor

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İlaç demişken yarınki konuğumuz

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Belki de gezegenin yok olması

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eğlenceli olmamalı

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Belki de korkunç ve sarsıcı olmalı

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Lütfen bunu yapma

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Sabaha kadar uyumayıp Lütfen

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her gece ağlasak yeridir

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çünkü hepimiz 100 gebereceğiz ulan

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Пробачте ми не чітко висловилися

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Ми намагаємося сказати

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що всю планету буде знищено

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Гаразд Це знаєте

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Ми так робимо Подаємо погані новини з гумором

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Щоб підсолодити пігулку

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До речі про пігулки завтра в нас

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А може знищення всієї планети

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не має бути веселим

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Може це має лякати й турбувати

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Ні будь ласка не треба

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І треба не спати всю ніч Прошу

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Треба плакати всю ніч

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якщо ми 100 усі здохнемо

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Tôi xin lỗi chúng tôi nói không rõ à

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Chúng tôi đang cố bảo là

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cả hành tinh này sắp bị hủy diệt

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Được rồi À việc đó

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Chúng tôi làm thế ở đây Đưa tin xấu một cách nhẹ nhàng

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Ừ Giúp uống thuốc bớt đắng hơn

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Nói đến thuốc ngày mai ta có

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Hoặc có lẽ chuyện cả hành tinh bị hủy diệt

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không phải là việc vui

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Có lẽ nó phải đáng sợ và gây bất an

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Không đừng làm thế mà

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Và các vị nên thức cả đêm Đừng

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mỗi đêm để khóc

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khi tất cả chúng ta chắc chắn 100 sẽ chết hết

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Duration

44 seconds

Views

390

Timestamp in Movie

00:39:28

Uploaded

Feb 19, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, sci-fi

Production

Hyperobject Industries

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Movie Summary

Two low-level astronomers must go on a giant media tour to warn humankind of an approaching comet that will destroy planet Earth.

Actors

Kate Dibiasky

Jennifer Lawrence

Brie Evantee

Jack Bremmer

Dr. Randall Mindy

Leonardo DiCaprio