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Kate Dibiasky:
I'm sorry... Are we not being clear? We're trying to tell you that the entire planet is about to be destroyed.Brie Evantee:Well it's uh, you know, it's something we do around here. We just keep the bad news light.Jack Bremmer:Right. Helps the medicine go down. And speaking of medicine, tomorrow we've got a...Kate Dibiasky:Well maybe the destruction of the entire planet isn't supposed to be fun.Kate Dibiasky:Maybe it's supposed to be terrifying. And upsetting. And you stay up all night every night crying... when we're all 100% for sure going to fucking die!
I'm sorry... Are we not being clear? We're trying to tell you that the entire planet is about to be destroyed.Brie Evantee:Well it's uh, you know, it's something we do around here. We just keep the bad news light.Jack Bremmer:Right. Helps the medicine go down. And speaking of medicine, tomorrow we've got a...Kate Dibiasky:Well maybe the destruction of the entire planet isn't supposed to be fun.Kate Dibiasky:Maybe it's supposed to be terrifying. And upsetting. And you stay up all night every night crying... when we're all 100% for sure going to fucking die!
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I'm sorry are we not being clear
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We're trying to tell you
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that the entire planet is about to be destroyed
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Okay um Well it's you know
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It's something we do around here We just keep the bad news light
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Right It helps the medicine go down
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Speaking of medicine tomorrow we've got
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Well maybe the destruction of the entire planet
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isn't supposed to be fun
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Maybe it's supposed to be terrifying
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And unsettling
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No please don't do that
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And you should stay up all night Please
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every night crying
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when we're all 100 for sure gonna fucking die
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عفو ا أليس كلامنا واضح ا
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نحاول إخباركما
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بأن كوكب الأرض بأكمله على وشك الدمار
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حسن ا في الواقع هذا
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هذا ما نفعله هنا عادة نحاول التخفيف من حدة الأخبار السيئة
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صحيح هذا يساعد على ابتلاع الدواء المر
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بالحديث عن الأدوية لدينا غد ا
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أو ربما دمار الكوكب بأكمله
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ي فترض به أل ا يكون مرح ا
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ربما ي فترض به أن يكون مرعب ا ومقلق ا
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لا أرجوك أل ا تفعلي ذلك
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ويجدر بكم عدم النوم طوال الليل أرجوك
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والبكاء كل ليلة
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بينما من المؤكد بنسبة 100 بالمئة أننا سنموت جميع ا
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আম দ খ ত আপন র ক এট র ভয় বহত এখনও উপলদ ধ করত প র নন
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আমর ব রব র আপন দ র বল র চ ষ ট করছ য
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আম দ র চ ন জ ন প থ ব ট ধ ব স হয় য ত চল ছ
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আচ ছ আমর য ট কর খ র প ন উজগ ল ক একট কম গ র ত ব দ ই এখ ন
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হ য এত কর ওষ ধ র দ মও হ র স প য়
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ওষ ধ র কথ বলত ই মন পড় গ ল আজ আমর
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হয়ত প র প থ ব ট র এভ ব ধ ব স হয় য ওয় র ব য প রট ত
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রস কত কর ট ম ন চ ছ ন
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হয়ত উল ট আম দ র আত ক ত হওয় উচ ৎ
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ব চল ত হওয় উচ ৎ
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ন প ল জ এরকমট করব ন ন
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আপন দ র সব র উচ ৎ র ত র ঘ ম ব দ দ য় প ল জ
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ক ন ন ক ট কর
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এই ভ ব য আম দ র মরণ ক উ ঠ ক ত প রব ন
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不好意思 是我们没说清楚吗
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我们想告诉你们
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整个星球就要毁灭了
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好的 这个 就是
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我们就是这样的风格 坏消息也要轻松有趣
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是的 有助观众消化信息
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说到消化 明天我们会请到
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也许整个星球的毁灭
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不需要搞笑
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也许它就应该让人恐惧不安
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不 拜托不要这样
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你们应该彻夜难眠 拜托
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每晚哭泣
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我们所有人都死定了
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Oprostite ali zar nismo jasni
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Pokušavamo vam reći da će komet uništiti čitav planet
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U redu To je znate
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Ovo je takva emisija Loše vijesti na zabavan način
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Tako ih je lakše progutati
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Kad već spominjem gutanje sutra
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A možda uništenje čitavog planeta
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ne bi trebalo biti zabavno
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Možda bi trebalo biti strašno i uznemiriti nas
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Ne ne čini to
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Trebate ostati budni Molim te
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i proplakati svaku noć
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jer 100 je sigurno da ćemo svi jebeno umrijeti
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Promiňte ale nemluvíme jasně
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Snažíme se vám říct
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že celá planeta bude zničena
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No Je to
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Takhle to u nás chodí Špatné zprávy zlehčujeme
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Pomáhá to spolknout hořkou pilulku
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Když mluvíme o prášcích zítra
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No možná že zničení celé planety
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nemá být zábava
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Třeba to má děsit a burcovat
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Ne to nedělej
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A měli byste každou noc Prosím
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celou noc proplakat
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když všichni na sto procent chcípneme
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Undskyld har vi ikke gjort det klart
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Vi prøver at sige
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at hele planeten bliver tilintetgjort
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Okay Det er bare
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Sådan gør vi bare her Vi gør de dårlige nyheder lette
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Det gør det lettere at sluge pillen Apropos piller har vi i morgen
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Eller måske er det ikke meningen at planetens ødelæggelse
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skal være sjov
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Måske er det skræmmende og foruroligende
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Gør ikke det
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I bør blive oppe
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Vær nu sød
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hver nat og græde
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for vi kommer alle til at fucking dø
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Sorry zijn we niet duidelijk
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We proberen duidelijk te maken dat de planeet verwoest gaat worden
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Dat is iets wat we doen We houden het luchtig
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Dat helpt de bittere pil te slikken
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Over pillen gesproken morgen
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Of misschien hoeft de verwoesting van de planeet
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niet leuk te zijn
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Misschien moet die juist doodeng en verontrustend zijn
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Nee niet doen
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En je moet de hele nacht wakker liggen en huilen
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Want we gaan allemaal fucking dood
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Anteeksi eikö asia tullut selväksi
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Yritämme kertoa teille että koko maapalloa uhkaa tuho
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Selvä No se on
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Meillä on tapana tuoda huonoihin uutisiin kevennystä
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Kuin lääkkeen kyytipoikana
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Lääkkeestä puheen ollen huomenna
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Ehkäpä koko planeetan tuho
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ei olekaan naurun asia
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Ehkä sen pitääkin pelottaa ja järkyttää
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Älä ole tuollainen
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Teidän pitäisi valvoa yönne itkien
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koska on satavarmaa että koko saatanan maailma kuolee
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On n'a pas été assez clairs
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On essaie de vous dire
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que la planète entière est sur le point d'être détruite
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Ici les mauvaises nouvelles on les édulcore un peu
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Ça aide à faire passer la pilule
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En parlant de pilule
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Oui enfin
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la destruction de la planète
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c'est pas censé être marrant
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C'est plutôt censé être
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terrifiant
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et bouleversant
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Pitié pas ça
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On devrait tous passer nos nuits
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à pleurer
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puisqu'on est sûrs à 100 qu'on va tous crever
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Tut mir leid sind wir nicht deutlich genug
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Wir versuchen Ihnen zu sagen
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dass der gesamte Planet zerstört wird
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Okay Also wissen Sie
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Das machen wir so Schlechte Nachrichten aufheitern
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Um sie besser zu verdauen
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Apropos Verdauung wir haben
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Vielleicht sollte die Zerstörung unseres Planeten
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nicht witzig sein
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Vielleicht sollte es erschreckend und beunruhigend sein
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Nein bitte nicht
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Sie sollten jede Nacht Bitte
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weinend wach liegen
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weil wir alle zu 100 sterben werden verdammte Scheiße
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Συγγνώμη μήπως δεν το είπαμε καθαρά
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Προσπαθούμε να σας πούμε
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ότι ο πλανήτης πρόκειται να καταστραφεί
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Εντάξει Είναι ξέρετε
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Το συνηθίζουμε εδώ Κάνουμε τα δυσάρεστα νέα ανάλαφρα
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Ναι Να πάνε κάτω τα φαρμάκια
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Μιας και το αναφέραμε αύριο
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Ίσως η καταστροφή ολόκληρου του πλανήτη
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να μην είναι ανάλαφρη
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Μπορεί να πρέπει να είναι τρομακτική και ανησυχητική
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Μην το κάνεις αυτό να χαρείς
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Να μην κλείνετε μάτι Σε παρακαλώ
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κάθε βράδυ κλαίγοντας
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όταν είναι εκατό τοις εκατό σίγουρο ότι θα πεθάνουμε όλοι
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סליחה האם אנחנו לא ברורים
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אנחנו מנסים להגיד לכם
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שכל הכוכב עומד להיהרס
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טוב את יודעת זה
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זה מה שאנחנו עושים פה אנחנו מקלילים חדשות רעות
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נכון זה עוזר לבלוע את התרופה
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אם מדברים על תרופה מחר יש לנו
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ואולי השמדת הכוכב כולו
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לא אמורה להיות כיפית
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אולי זה אמור להיות מבעית ומטריד
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לא בבקשה אל תעשי את זה
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וצריך להישאר ערים כל הלילה בבקשה
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בכל לילה ולבכות
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כשכולנו במאת האחוזים הולכים פאקינג למות
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Elnézést de nem fogalmazunk elég világosan
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Szeretnénk ha megértenék
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hogy az egész bolygó elpusztul
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Oké Hát igen ez
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Nálunk így megy ez Lazán kezeljük a rossz híreket
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Könnyebb lenyelni a keserű pirulát
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Ha már itt tartunk holnap
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Talán a Föld pusztulása
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nem annyira laza téma
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Talán inkább rémisztő és nyugtalanító
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Jaj csak ezt ne kezdje
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És ne aludjanak éjszaka Ne
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hanem sírjanak
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mert 100 hogy kurvára meg fogunk halni
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Maaf apa ucapan kami tidak jelas
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Kami mencoba beri tahu
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bahwa seluruh planet akan hancur
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Baik Kau tahu
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Kami biasa begini Kabar buruk dibuat ringan
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Ya bisa bantu menelan obatnya
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Bicara soal obat besok ada
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Atau mungkin kehancuran planet ini
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seharusnya tidak seru
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Mungkin seharusnya mengerikan dan meresahkan
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Tidak tolong jangan begitu
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Kau harus terjaga Tolong
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setiap malam dan menangis
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saat kita semua 100 akan mati
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Scusate ma non siamo stati chiari
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Stiamo cercando di dirvi
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che l'intero pianeta verrà distrutto
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Ok Insomma
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Noi facciamo così Mitighiamo le brutte notizie
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Esatto Indoriamo la pillola
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A proposito di pillole domani
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O forse la distruzione dell'intero pianeta
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non dovrebbe essere divertente
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Forse dovrebbe essere spaventoso e destabilizzante
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Non fate così
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E dovreste stare svegli No
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ogni notte a piangere
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perché c'è il 100 di probabilità che moriremo tutti cazzo
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すみません 分かりませんか
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地球が破壊されると 伝えてるんですよ
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この番組は 悪いニュースも 楽しく取り上げるの
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不快を和らげる
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不快と言えば 明日
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たぶん地球が崩壊する話は
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楽しいというより 怖くなるような話なのかも
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不安で
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やめてくれ
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一睡もできなくて
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毎晩 泣きじゃくる
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みんな100 死んじゃうと 分かったら
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죄송한데 저희 말이 어렵나요
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저희가 하려는 말은
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지구 전체가 파괴될 거란 얘기예요
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그래요 네 그런데
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여기선 나쁜 소식도 가볍게 다루는 편이라
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약도 달아야 먹기 편하죠
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약이라니까 말인데 내일은
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지구 전체가 파괴된다는 소식은
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재밌으면 안 되는 거예요
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무섭고 불편해야 할 소식이라고요
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제발 그러지 마요
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매일 밤 지새우면서 제발
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울어야 해요
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우리 모두 100 뒈진다잖아요
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Maaf tak jelaskah penerangan kami tadi
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Kami cuba nak cakap
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yang seluruh planet ini akan musnah
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Okey Hal itu
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Memang ini kerja kami Kami meringankan berita buruk
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Betul Mudah sikit nak hadam
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Cakap tentang itu esok kita ada
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Mungkin kemusnahan planet
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tak sepatutnya seronok
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Mungkin patut menakutkan dan menggentarkan
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Tolong jangan buat begitu
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Awak patut berjaga setiap malam Tolong
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sambil menangis
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kerana kita 100 peratus akan mati
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Unnskyld uttrykker vi oss uklart
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Vi prøver å si
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at hele planeten snart blir ødelagt
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Ok Det er
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Vi gjør dårlige nyheter lette
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Ja Da går medisinen ned
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Apropos medisin i morgen har vi
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Kanskje ødeleggelsen av planeten
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ikke skal være gøy
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Kanskje skal det være skremmende og uhyggelig
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Ikke gjør det
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Og dere bør være våkne om natta og gråte Vær så snill
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nå når vi alle kommer til å fuckings dø
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Przepraszam czy nie wyrażamy się jasno
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Usiłujemy wam powiedzieć
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że cała nasza planeta ulegnie zagładzie
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Dobra Cóż no wie pani
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Żartujemy sobie ze złych wiadomości
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Łatwiej przełknąć tabletkę
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Skoro mowa o lekach to jutro
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Ale może zagłada całej planety
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nie jest zabawna
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Może powinna budzić grozę i niepokój
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Proszę tak nie mówić
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Powinniśmy zarywać noce Błagam
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Płakać w poduszkę
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mając 100 pewności że wszyscy kurwa wymrzemy
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Desculpem não estamos a ser claros
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Estamos a tentar dizer vos
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que todo o planeta está prestes a ser destruído
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Está bem Sabem
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Costumamos aligeirar as más notícias
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Ajuda a engolir a pastilha
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Por falar nisso amanhã temos
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Ou talvez a destruição de todo o planeta
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não deva ser divertida
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Talvez deva ser aterradora
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e inquietante
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Por favor não faça isso
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E deviam ficar acordados Por favor
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toda a noite a chorar
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pois temos 100 de certeza de que vamos morrer todos porra
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Scuze nu e clar ce spunem
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Încercăm să vă spunem
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că urmează să fie distrusă întreaga planetă
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Bine Păi
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Cu asta ne ocupăm noi Luăm în glumă veștile proaste
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Exact te ajută să înghiți gălușca
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Apropo mâine avem
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Poate că distrugerea întregii planete
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n ar trebui să fie nostimă
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Poate că ar trebui să vă înspăimânte și să vă tulbure
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Nu te rog n o face
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Ar trebui să nu dormiți noaptea Te rog
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și să plângeți seară de seară
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știind că sigur o să murim cu toții futu i mama mă sii
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Простите мы неясно выражаемся
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Мы пытаемся сказать
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что вся планета будет уничтожена
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Ну Знаете ли
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Просто мы так делаем Сообщаем плохие новости с юмором
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Да Помогает подсластить пилюлю
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Кстати о лекарствах Завтра у нас
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Но может уничтожение целой планеты
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это совсем не весело
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Может это ужасная и тревожная новость
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Нет не говори так
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И вы должны не спать Прошу тебя
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Должны плакать ночами напролет
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если мы все стопроцентно подохнем
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Perdón no estamos siendo claros
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Tratamos de decirles
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que todo el planeta está a punto de ser destruido
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Bueno Es
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Es algo que hacemos Alivianamos las malas noticias
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Sí Ayuda a pasar el mal trago
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Hablando de tragos mañana
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O quizá la destrucción del planeta
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no tenga que ser divertida
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Quizá tenga que ser algo aterrador e inquietante
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No no hagas eso por favor
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Y deberían desvelarse Por favor
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y llorar todas las noches
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porque es 100 seguro que nos vamos a morir todos puta madre
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Ursäkta men är vi otydliga på nåt sätt
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Vi försöker få fram att hela planeten kommer att ödeläggas
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Okej Men du vet
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Vi försöker vara lättsamma här Det är så vi jobbar
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Det är lättare att svälja
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På tal om det imorgon
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Det kanske är så att planetens ödeläggelse
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inte ska vara nåt roligt
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Det kanske ska vara läskigt och oroande
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Nej låt bli
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Man borde ligga vaken Snälla
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och gråta
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när vi alla kommer att dö med 100 procents jävla säkerhet
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ขอโทษนะคะ เราพ ดไม ช ดเจนเหรอคะ
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เราก าล งพยายามบอกค ณว า
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โลกท งใบก าล งจะถ กท าลาย
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โอเค ค อว า
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รายการน เราท าก นแบบน เราท าให ข าวร ายเป นเร องตลก
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ใช เหม อนช วยให ยาขมกล นง าย
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พ ดถ งยา พร งน เราม
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หร อบางท การท าลายล างโลกท งใบ
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ไม ควรจะเป นเร องสน ก
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บางท ม นควรจะเป นเร องน ากล ว และท าให หว นใจ
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ไม อย าท าแบบน น
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และค ณควรนอนไม หล บท งค น ขอละ
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ร องไห อย ท กค น
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เพราะเราท กคนก าล งจะตายห าก นหมด
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Pardon ama dediğimiz anlaşılmadı mı
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Size tüm gezegenin
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yok olmak üzere olduğunu anlatmaya çalışıyoruz
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Peki Yani şöyle ki
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Bizim olayımız budur Kötü haberleri eğlenceli sunarız
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Acı ilacı içmeyi kolaylaştırıyor
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İlaç demişken yarınki konuğumuz
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Belki de gezegenin yok olması
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eğlenceli olmamalı
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Belki de korkunç ve sarsıcı olmalı
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Lütfen bunu yapma
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Sabaha kadar uyumayıp Lütfen
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her gece ağlasak yeridir
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çünkü hepimiz 100 gebereceğiz ulan
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Пробачте ми не чітко висловилися
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Ми намагаємося сказати
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що всю планету буде знищено
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Гаразд Це знаєте
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Ми так робимо Подаємо погані новини з гумором
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Щоб підсолодити пігулку
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До речі про пігулки завтра в нас
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А може знищення всієї планети
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не має бути веселим
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Може це має лякати й турбувати
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Ні будь ласка не треба
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І треба не спати всю ніч Прошу
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Треба плакати всю ніч
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якщо ми 100 усі здохнемо
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Tôi xin lỗi chúng tôi nói không rõ à
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Chúng tôi đang cố bảo là
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cả hành tinh này sắp bị hủy diệt
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Được rồi À việc đó
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Chúng tôi làm thế ở đây Đưa tin xấu một cách nhẹ nhàng
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Ừ Giúp uống thuốc bớt đắng hơn
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Nói đến thuốc ngày mai ta có
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Hoặc có lẽ chuyện cả hành tinh bị hủy diệt
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không phải là việc vui
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Có lẽ nó phải đáng sợ và gây bất an
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Không đừng làm thế mà
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Và các vị nên thức cả đêm Đừng
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mỗi đêm để khóc
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khi tất cả chúng ta chắc chắn 100 sẽ chết hết
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Duration
44 seconds
Views
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Timestamp in Movie
00:39:28
Uploaded
Feb 19, 2026
Production
Hyperobject Industries
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Movie Summary
Two low-level astronomers must go on a giant media tour to warn humankind of an approaching comet that will destroy planet Earth.



