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Don't Look Up

You know that BASH hasover 40 million data points on you, on every decision you have...

You know that BASH has
over 40 million data points on you, on every decision you have made
since 1994, Doctor?

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You know that BASH has over 40 million data points on you,
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on every decision you have made since 1994, Doctor?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
01:25:38
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sci-fi
Production
Hyperobject Industries

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Two low-level astronomers must go on a giant media tour to warn humankind of an approaching comet that will destroy planet Earth.
I... I know when you have colon polyps - Don't Look Up 00:07
I... I know when you have colon polyps
You know, they're not of concern, but I'd have a checkup as soon as you can. - Don't Look Up 00:05
You know, they're not of concern, but I'd have a c...
But much more importantly than that, I know what you are. I know who you are. - Don't Look Up 00:05
But much more importantly than that, I know what you are. I ...
My algorithms have determined eight fundamental consumer profile types. - Don't Look Up 00:06
My algorithms have determined eight fundamental consumer pro...
You are a lifestyle idealist. - Don't Look Up 00:05
You are a lifestyle idealist.
You think you're motivated by beliefs, high ethical beliefs. - Don't Look Up 00:05
You think you're motivated by beliefs, high ethical bel...
But you just run towards pleasure and away from pain. - Don't Look Up 00:06
But you just run towards pleasure and away from pain.
Our algorithms can even predict how you'll dieTo 96 96 5 accuracyI looked you up after we metYour death was so unremarkable and boringI can't remember the details apart from one thingYou're gonna die aloneAlone - Don't Look Up 00:33
Our algorithms can even predict how you'll dieTo 96 96...
Our algorithms can even predict how you'll die. - Don't Look Up 00:05
Our algorithms can even predict how you'll die.
To 96... 96.5% accuracy. - Don't Look Up 00:06
To 96... 96.5% accuracy.
If you'll excuse me, Madam President. I've got some work to do. - Don't Look Up 00:06
If you'll excuse me, Madam President. I've got som...
You are just so lucky that Peter adores you. - Don't Look Up 00:04
You are just so lucky that Peter adores you.
You're with the grown-ups now, Randall. - Don't Look Up 00:06
You're with the grown-ups now, Randall.
BASH got Orlean to pay the Chilean government, if I'm correct, - Don't Look Up 00:10
BASH got Orlean to pay the Chilean government, if I'm c...
BASH got Orlean to pay the Chilean government, if I'm correct, $90 billion to let the tsunami hit off the coast of the country. - Don't Look Up 00:27
BASH got Orlean to pay the Chilean government, if I'm...
Isherwell built an underground bunker - Don't Look Up 00:05
Isherwell built an underground bunker
You guys the truth is way more depressingThey're not even smart enough to be as evil as you're giving them credit for - Don't Look Up 00:10
You guys the truth is way more depressingThey're not...
You guys, the truth is way more depressing. - Don't Look Up 00:04
You guys, the truth is way more depressing.
They're not even smart enough to be as evil as you're giving them credit for. - Don't Look Up 00:05
They're not even smart enough to be as evil as you'...
Fuck! You're driving me fucking crazy, Kate. - Don't Look Up 00:04
Fuck! You're driving me fucking crazy, Kate.