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"Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead" quotes

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead poster
Five siblings are left alone all summer when their mom leaves town and the evil babysitter bites the dust.

Director: Stephen Herek
Writer: Neil Landau, Tara Ison
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1991
MetaScore: 35/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $25,196,249
Released: 07 Jun 1991
Awards: 4 nominations
Doesn't look like Julia's - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:14 Doesn't look like Julia's What do you want from me - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:23 What do you want from me What are we gonna do for cash for the next two months - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:22 What are we gonna do for cash for the next two months Is this your r sum Yeah - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:07 Is this your r sum Yeah She's getting us up at the butt crack of dawn to tidy up the garage - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:09 She's getting us up at the butt crack of dawn to tidy... River Ridge Hospital is on line three There's an emergency with your son - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:14 River Ridge Hospital is on line three There's an... We're on a break dude Park it yourself Metallica breath - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:09 We're on a break dude Park it yourself Metallica breath I don't want Mom to come home I don't either - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:07 I don't want Mom to come home I don't either Oh and don't feel overwhelmed Just do one thing at a time - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:10 Oh and don't feel overwhelmed Just do one thing at a... How humiliating I love it - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:08 How humiliating I love it It was your turn to dump the trash - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:07 It was your turn to dump the trash I'd respect your privacy ifyou weren't so secretive - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:14 I'd respect your privacy ifyou weren't so... Gross Not your dream job huh - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:17 Gross Not your dream job huh We are a family of felons - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:26 We are a family of felons Why bother It's not the end of the world - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:05 Why bother It's not the end of the world You have to be over 1 8 - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:20 You have to be over 1 8 Do you ever go outside Nah No TV - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:08 Do you ever go outside Nah No TV Well one of us has to get a job - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:19 Well one of us has to get a job God I feel terrible - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:13 God I feel terrible How you doin' Mom Yeah - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:30 How you doin' Mom Yeah She was my moon goddess I know - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:08 She was my moon goddess I know This place is a crock We're never gonna make it two months - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:17 This place is a crock We're never gonna make it two... What should we do with her body - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:24 What should we do with her body I told you to talk to her Didn't want you to send her to the glue factory - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:13 I told you to talk to her Didn't want you to send her... All right go get that metal tape measure out of the garage - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:21 All right go get that metal tape measure out of the garage Did you have a lot of deliveries Yeah I'm the stork of fast food - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:08 Did you have a lot of deliveries Yeah I'm the stork of... Where is the baby sitter - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:04 Where is the baby sitter When our food's gone we can eat Elvis - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:05 When our food's gone we can eat Elvis You couldn't even mow the lawn today - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:15 You couldn't even mow the lawn today I'm not working at the big top from hell for pocket money - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:17 I'm not working at the big top from hell for pocket... It was petty cash money You were spending petty cash money - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:15 It was petty cash money You were spending petty cash money Find it She must've had it on her - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:15 Find it She must've had it on her She doesn't look dead That's 'cause it just happened - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:12 She doesn't look dead That's 'cause it just... Is he your son too - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:16 Is he your son too I fell off the roof - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:17 I fell off the roof You have spent over 3 000 - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:43 You have spent over 3 000 Oh wow Really - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:41 Oh wow Really Just a little accident - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:15 Just a little accident Where's Carolyn Mousy brown hair gives you a headache - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:13 Where's Carolyn Mousy brown hair gives you a headache You go on home have a glass ofwine and put cucumber slices on your eyes - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:15 You go on home have a glass ofwine and put cucumber slices... Have you ever had a 48 hour orgasm - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:15 Have you ever had a 48 hour orgasm Dishes are done man - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:12 Dishes are done man I'm right on top of that Rose - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:07 I'm right on top of that Rose

Cast

Rose Lindsey - Joanna Cassidy
Gus - John Getz
Bryan - Josh Charles
Kenny - Keith Coogan