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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead

I will just remind you, Ihave two functioning ears, two very supportiveshoulders for...

I will just remind you, I
have two functioning ears, two very supportive
shoulders for crying on, and one really great penis

Full Transcript

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I will just remind you, I have two functioning ears,
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two very supportive shoulders for crying on,
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and one really great penis.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:28
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Treehouse Pictures,SMiZE Productions,Spiral Stairs Entertainment,BET+

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Movie Summary

Tanya's summer plans are canceled when her mom jets off for a last-minute retreat and the elderly babysitter who arrives at her door unexpectedly passes away.
So Rose and I are in an open relationship. - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:06
So Rose and I are in an open relationship.
Funny, because she just told me that you guys agreed, - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:06
Funny, because she just told me that you guys agreed,
And yet I just saw you eating that woman's head. - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:06
And yet I just saw you eating that woman's head.
We are in an improv class and we were just rehearsing. - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:07
We are in an improv class and we were just rehearsing.
Well, if you're in an improv class, - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:05
Well, if you're in an improv class,
Didn't your mama also tell you that no means no? - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:06
Didn't your mama also tell you that no means no?
[telephone ringing] - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:06
[telephone ringing]
OMG, this Gus is a certified freak. - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:07
OMG, this Gus is a certified freak.
OK, well, then we have two problems. - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:05
OK, well, then we have two problems.
I-- - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:05
I--
Wait, why does Caroline-- - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:08
Wait, why does Caroline--
I've been doing the QED reports for you girl here, - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:09
I've been doing the QED reports for you girl here,
Delegating responsibility and innovating at the same time. - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:05
Delegating responsibility and innovating at the same time.
No tea, no shade, no lemonade. - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:06
No tea, no shade, no lemonade.
OK, I did QED reports for her and she took all the credit. - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:05
OK, I did QED reports for her and she took all the credit.
What, so you're leaving mean comments? - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:05
What, so you're leaving mean comments?
It just doesn't make sense-- - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:06
It just doesn't make sense--
There's nothing negative, no slutty Halloween costumes, - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:08
There's nothing negative, no slutty Halloween costumes,
It's like they built this Jack and Jill Barbie out of a lab. - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:06
It's like they built this Jack and Jill Barbie out of a...
[phone ding] - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:05
[phone ding]