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Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot

For the record, I'd like to say that I think I'd rather ironsheets than play tennis any...

For the record, I'd like to say that I think I'd rather iron
sheets than play tennis any day

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For the record, I'd like to say
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that I think I'd rather iron sheets than play tennis any day.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:38
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
biography, comedy, drama
Production
Anonymous Content,Iconoclast,Amazon Studios,Big Indie Pictures

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Movie Summary

On the rocky path to sobriety after a life-changing accident, John Callahan discovers the healing power of art, willing his injured hands into drawing hilarious, often controversial cartoons, which bring him a new lease on life.
When I was, uh, about 11 years old, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:09
When I was, uh, about 11 years old,
In a little house, second floor, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
In a little house, second floor,
Well, I did get an Oregon Cultural Heritage Award. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
Well, I did get an Oregon Cultural Heritage Award.
I got a prescription for Valium, which at least made the days go... - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
I got a prescription for Valium, which at least made the day...
Yeah, okay, there's this rock - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:23
Yeah, okay, there's this rock
You punch 'em in the tit with it." Not joking, not kidding. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
You punch 'em in the tit with it." Not joking, not...
Then one day, I just, like, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:08
Then one day, I just, like,
He brought me home and called my husband, like I was a child. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
He brought me home and called my husband, like I was a child...
Ladies and gentlemen, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:08
Ladies and gentlemen,
The last day that I walked, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:06
The last day that I walked,
I knew I had an hour or so of grace before the... - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
I knew I had an hour or so of grace before the...
The closest store where I could buy booze - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
The closest store where I could buy booze
' How are you? - Staying coon - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
' How are you? - Staying coon
I tried to talk to the... - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
I tried to talk to the...
Yeah, I guess I'll just take that, uh, Tres Abuelos. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
Yeah, I guess I'll just take that, uh, Tres Abuelos.
Sky gets any bluer, it'll be singing a Muddy Waters tune. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
Sky gets any bluer, it'll be singing a Muddy Waters tun...
I know three things about my real mother: - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
I know three things about my real mother:
Okay- - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
Okay-
The way with illegitimate Catholic babies in those days - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
The way with illegitimate Catholic babies in those days
...and put them in the care of the nuns for six months - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:06
...and put them in the care of the nuns for six months