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Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot

She was Irish-American, she had red hair, she was a school teacher

I know three things about my real mother: she was Irish-American, she had red hair, she was a school teacher

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I know three things about my real mother:
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she was Irish-American, she had red hair,
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she was a school teacher.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:45
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
biography, comedy, drama
Production
Anonymous Content,Iconoclast,Amazon Studios,Big Indie Pictures

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Movie Summary

On the rocky path to sobriety after a life-changing accident, John Callahan discovers the healing power of art, willing his injured hands into drawing hilarious, often controversial cartoons, which bring him a new lease on life.
Okay- - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
Okay-
The way with illegitimate Catholic babies in those days - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
The way with illegitimate Catholic babies in those days
...and put them in the care of the nuns for six months - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:06
...and put them in the care of the nuns for six months
Could I locate her and surprise her, say, at a bank teller's window? - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
Could I locate her and surprise her, say, at a bank teller&#...
Yeah, lift him up. {overlapping chatter] - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
Yeah, lift him up. {overlapping chatter]
{laughter} - Yeah, well, you know, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
{laughter} - Yeah, well, you know,
I draw these for a living, but, you know, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
I draw these for a living, but, you know,
Oh, they could do it and they'll do it over there! - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
Oh, they could do it and they'll do it over there!
Bossing me around, you fucking don't even give me five seconds - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:06
Bossing me around, you fucking don't even give me five ...
All right? How would you like it if I started pushing you around all day? - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
All right? How would you like it if I started pushing you ar...
President Carter's standing - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:16
President Carter's standing
I drink, I hit rock bottom. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:17
I drink, I hit rock bottom.
Oh, I'm sorry, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
Oh, I'm sorry,
...serenity to accept the things I cannot change, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:10
...serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Uh, hi. I'm Joseph. I'm an alcoholic. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
Uh, hi. I'm Joseph. I'm an alcoholic.
It's tough, 'cause, you know, out there, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
It's tough, 'cause, you know, out there,
But, uh, you know, coming here, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
But, uh, you know, coming here,
I remember a time when I didn't think 30 days was possible, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
I remember a time when I didn't think 30 days was possi...
My name's John Callahan, and I don't know who my real mother is, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
My name's John Callahan, and I don't know who my r...
Good to know you, John Callahan, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
Good to know you, John Callahan,