To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
I remember all the promises to God
Please log in to add to collections.
Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot

I remember all the promises to God and pacts with the devilmade by characters in Dickens...

I remember all the promises to God and pacts with the devil
made by characters in Dickens or, like, Rosemary's Baby, to, you know, like,
change history and make things better or escape horrible fates

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.241
I remember all the promises to God
00:00:03.032 --> 00:00:07.848
and pacts with the devil made by characters in Dickens
00:00:07.092 --> 00:00:11.083
or, like, Rosemary's Baby,
00:00:12.012 --> 00:00:15.044
to, you know, like, change history and make things better
00:00:15.012 --> 00:00:17.248
or escape horrible fates.
Duration
17 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:16
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
biography, comedy, drama
Production
Anonymous Content,Iconoclast,Amazon Studios,Big Indie Pictures

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

On the rocky path to sobriety after a life-changing accident, John Callahan discovers the healing power of art, willing his injured hands into drawing hilarious, often controversial cartoons, which bring him a new lease on life.
I say, "Please, don't let me be paralyzed." - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:06
I say, "Please, don't let me be paralyzed."
Anything you want, just change this." - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
Anything you want, just change this."
Gamers? What is "gomers"? - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
Gamers? What is "gomers"?
I like how you say it. "Gomers." - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
I like how you say it. "Gomers."
{grunting} {basketball bouncing] - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
{grunting} {basketball bouncing]
Sexual activity is an opportunity - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:16
Sexual activity is an opportunity
So, how would I go about achieving that? - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
So, how would I go about achieving that?
Have you thought about asking that little nurse of yours - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:06
Have you thought about asking that little nurse of yours
That's a shocking yet wildly exciting idea. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
That's a shocking yet wildly exciting idea.
Worse she could say is no, and if she says no, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
Worse she could say is no, and if she says no,
Reflexogenic simply means that it has to be from the touch, okay? - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:06
Reflexogenic simply means that it has to be from the touch, ...
...the touch will stimulate blood flow to here, hence causing an erection. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
...the touch will stimulate blood flow to here, hence causin...
You know, it doesn't seem fair that we can't have a drink. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
You know, it doesn't seem fair that we can't have ...
But, you know, we can go to Tiny's Tavern on the weekends - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:06
But, you know, we can go to Tiny's Tavern on the weeken...
Might give it to us for free, you know, 'cause they feel bad for us. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
Might give it to us for free, you know, 'cause they fee...
So, we're coming back from Tiny's Tavern, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:08
So, we're coming back from Tiny's Tavern,
And he said, "Let me die. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
And he said, "Let me die.
Let me die. it's better this way." - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:06
Let me die. it's better this way."
I think, in that moment, he really wanted to die. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
I think, in that moment, he really wanted to die.
Hey, Donnie, this is John Callahan. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:06
Hey, Donnie, this is John Callahan.