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Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot

I say,"Please, don't let me be paralyzed." I just can't be paralyzed

I say,
"Please, don't let me be paralyzed." I just can't be paralyzed

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I say, "Please, don't let me be paralyzed."
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I just can't be paralyzed.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:37
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
biography, comedy, drama
Production
Anonymous Content,Iconoclast,Amazon Studios,Big Indie Pictures

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Movie Summary

On the rocky path to sobriety after a life-changing accident, John Callahan discovers the healing power of art, willing his injured hands into drawing hilarious, often controversial cartoons, which bring him a new lease on life.
Anything you want, just change this." - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
Anything you want, just change this."
Gamers? What is "gomers"? - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
Gamers? What is "gomers"?
I like how you say it. "Gomers." - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
I like how you say it. "Gomers."
{grunting} {basketball bouncing] - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
{grunting} {basketball bouncing]
Sexual activity is an opportunity - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:16
Sexual activity is an opportunity
So, how would I go about achieving that? - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
So, how would I go about achieving that?
Have you thought about asking that little nurse of yours - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:06
Have you thought about asking that little nurse of yours
That's a shocking yet wildly exciting idea. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
That's a shocking yet wildly exciting idea.
Worse she could say is no, and if she says no, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
Worse she could say is no, and if she says no,
Reflexogenic simply means that it has to be from the touch, okay? - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:06
Reflexogenic simply means that it has to be from the touch, ...
...the touch will stimulate blood flow to here, hence causing an erection. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
...the touch will stimulate blood flow to here, hence causin...
You know, it doesn't seem fair that we can't have a drink. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
You know, it doesn't seem fair that we can't have ...
But, you know, we can go to Tiny's Tavern on the weekends - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:06
But, you know, we can go to Tiny's Tavern on the weeken...
Might give it to us for free, you know, 'cause they feel bad for us. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
Might give it to us for free, you know, 'cause they fee...
So, we're coming back from Tiny's Tavern, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:08
So, we're coming back from Tiny's Tavern,
And he said, "Let me die. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
And he said, "Let me die.
Let me die. it's better this way." - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:06
Let me die. it's better this way."
I think, in that moment, he really wanted to die. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
I think, in that moment, he really wanted to die.
Hey, Donnie, this is John Callahan. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:06
Hey, Donnie, this is John Callahan.
Well, I always thought of my hair as electric orange, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
Well, I always thought of my hair as electric orange,