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Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot

Keep 'em comm', um! on

Keep 'em comm', um! on

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Keep 'em comm', um!
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Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:32
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
biography, comedy, drama
Production
Anonymous Content,Iconoclast,Amazon Studios,Big Indie Pictures

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Movie Summary

On the rocky path to sobriety after a life-changing accident, John Callahan discovers the healing power of art, willing his injured hands into drawing hilarious, often controversial cartoons, which bring him a new lease on life.
I know you got a lot of people up and down to take care of, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:06
I know you got a lot of people up and down to take care of,
I'm the cunnilingus king of Orange County, man. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
I'm the cunnilingus king of Orange County, man.
Oh, shit! That's Scott's Adventure Land! - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
Oh, shit! That's Scott's Adventure Land!
And that was it. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:10
And that was it.
Well, there's very little peace and quiet for the dying and nearly dying. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
Well, there's very little peace and quiet for the dying...
The average survival time for catastrophic patients here is 12 hours. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
The average survival time for catastrophic patients here is ...
This is a C5, C6, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
This is a C5, C6,
I'm a real quadriplegic. - Spinal cord severed - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
I'm a real quadriplegic. - Spinal cord severed
Somewhere between decathlon champion and rigor mortis. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
Somewhere between decathlon champion and rigor mortis.
But if he's not careful, he can choke to death. Yeah. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
But if he's not careful, he can choke to death. Yeah.
Uh, this patient over here is a C4-5 neurologically intact. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:06
Uh, this patient over here is a C4-5 neurologically intact.
I can't feel my body, and where I can, it just hurts. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
I can't feel my body, and where I can, it just hurts.
It's awful. I just don't even know how I'm gonna, like... - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
It's awful. I just don't even know how I'm go...
And the doctors don't tell me anything, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
And the doctors don't tell me anything,
John, you're a very special person. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
John, you're a very special person.
I remember all the promises to God - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:17
I remember all the promises to God
I say, "Please, don't let me be paralyzed." - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:06
I say, "Please, don't let me be paralyzed."
Anything you want, just change this." - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
Anything you want, just change this."
Gamers? What is "gomers"? - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
Gamers? What is "gomers"?
I like how you say it. "Gomers." - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
I like how you say it. "Gomers."