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Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stagePortland's celebrity cartoonist John...

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage
Portland's celebrity cartoonist John Callahan!

Full Transcript

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Ladies and gentlemen,
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please welcome to the stage Portland's celebrity cartoonist
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John Callahan!
Duration
8 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:51
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
biography, comedy, drama
Production
Anonymous Content,Iconoclast,Amazon Studios,Big Indie Pictures

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Movie Summary

On the rocky path to sobriety after a life-changing accident, John Callahan discovers the healing power of art, willing his injured hands into drawing hilarious, often controversial cartoons, which bring him a new lease on life.
The last day that I walked, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:06
The last day that I walked,
I knew I had an hour or so of grace before the... - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
I knew I had an hour or so of grace before the...
The closest store where I could buy booze - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
The closest store where I could buy booze
' How are you? - Staying coon - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
' How are you? - Staying coon
I tried to talk to the... - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
I tried to talk to the...
Yeah, I guess I'll just take that, uh, Tres Abuelos. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
Yeah, I guess I'll just take that, uh, Tres Abuelos.
Sky gets any bluer, it'll be singing a Muddy Waters tune. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
Sky gets any bluer, it'll be singing a Muddy Waters tun...
I know three things about my real mother: - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
I know three things about my real mother:
Okay- - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
Okay-
The way with illegitimate Catholic babies in those days - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
The way with illegitimate Catholic babies in those days
...and put them in the care of the nuns for six months - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:06
...and put them in the care of the nuns for six months
Could I locate her and surprise her, say, at a bank teller's window? - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
Could I locate her and surprise her, say, at a bank teller&#...
Yeah, lift him up. {overlapping chatter] - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
Yeah, lift him up. {overlapping chatter]
{laughter} - Yeah, well, you know, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
{laughter} - Yeah, well, you know,
I draw these for a living, but, you know, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
I draw these for a living, but, you know,
Oh, they could do it and they'll do it over there! - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
Oh, they could do it and they'll do it over there!
Bossing me around, you fucking don't even give me five seconds - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:06
Bossing me around, you fucking don't even give me five ...
All right? How would you like it if I started pushing you around all day? - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
All right? How would you like it if I started pushing you ar...
President Carter's standing - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:16
President Carter's standing
I drink, I hit rock bottom. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:17
I drink, I hit rock bottom.