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Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot

Write your problems on paper,crumple them up, and throw them into the basket

Write your problems on paper,
crumple them up, and throw them into the basket

Full Transcript

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Write your problems on paper, crumple them up,
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and throw them into the basket.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
01:16:21
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
biography, comedy, drama
Production
Anonymous Content,Iconoclast,Amazon Studios,Big Indie Pictures

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Movie Summary

On the rocky path to sobriety after a life-changing accident, John Callahan discovers the healing power of art, willing his injured hands into drawing hilarious, often controversial cartoons, which bring him a new lease on life.
Drink water - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:03
Drink water
John, as the editors of the Portland State Vanguard, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:12
John, as the editors of the Portland State Vanguard,
We have 55 letters here from the student body - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:06
We have 55 letters here from the student body
"Mr. Callahan, I am appalled by your simplistic scribbling, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:12
"Mr. Callahan, I am appalled by your simplistic scribbl...
All right, look, guys, - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
All right, look, guys,
Christians, queers, teachers, foreign nationals, janitors, lab rats - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:08
Christians, queers, teachers, foreign nationals, janitors, l...
What, the paper that Gary Larson draws cartoons for? - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
What, the paper that Gary Larson draws cartoons for?
Yes. And they would like to give you your own series. - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:06
Yes. And they would like to give you your own series.
Don't get urine in the picture - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
Don't get urine in the picture
Because it is subtle, you call it intangible." - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
Because it is subtle, you call it intangible."
Oh, hubba, hubba, hubba. New heartthrob, Donnie? - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
Oh, hubba, hubba, hubba. New heartthrob, Donnie?
"Dear Mr. Callahan, we regret to inform you - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:09
"Dear Mr. Callahan, we regret to inform you
Thank you for your submission." - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
Thank you for your submission."
"Mr. Callahan, you should draw with your other hand or become a plumber." - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:11
"Mr. Callahan, you should draw with your other hand or ...
He)“ - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:11
He)“
Paramecium, trilobite, raptor, lemur, Neanderthal, human? - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:06
Paramecium, trilobite, raptor, lemur, Neanderthal, human?
Simply trying to get you to understand - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:07
Simply trying to get you to understand
Uh, who do I speak to about the specific regulations on this? - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:04
Uh, who do I speak to about the specific regulations on this...
I mean, how can I be penalized for making a little money this month? - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
I mean, how can I be penalized for making a little money thi...
Mr. Callahan, we have reason to believe you're a bit of a shady character. Okay? - Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot 00:05
Mr. Callahan, we have reason to believe you're a bit of...