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Doomlands

The infamous Danny Doom and ambitious bartender, Lhandi, pour beers across a desolate wasteland in their mobile pub named The Oasis. Danny and his comrades face ruthless desert gangs, creeps with the power to steal memories, and, perhaps the worst thing of all, bathroom graffiti.

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- I am so sick of you - Doomlands

- I am so sick of you

- Oh, I guess I bet I can
make you kill - Doomlands

- Oh, I guess I bet I can make you kill

- DANNY: Come on, man,
just pay your bill - Doomlands

- DANNY: Come on, man, just pay your bill

- Sucky Dan, you have
three seconds to stop talking. - Doomlands

- Sucky Dan, you have three seconds to stop talking.

Sorry. I...
I heard the word "wet" - Doomlands

Sorry. I... I heard the word "wet"

You know,
someone once wrote, - Doomlands

You know, someone once wrote,

There's no point
in running out on a bar - Doomlands

There's no point in running out on a bar

That's our Jep.
Okay, should we clear out of-- - Doomlands

That's our Jep. Okay, should we clear out of--

- Uh, you know,
it doesn't matter what I do, - Doomlands

- Uh, you know, it doesn't matter what I do,

Although, it seems I do.
[chuckles nervously] - Doomlands

Although, it seems I do. [chuckles nervously]

- Danny, can you just-- - Doomlands

- Danny, can you just--

Listen, Danny, I'm really sorry
about the fire. - Doomlands

Listen, Danny, I'm really sorry about the fire.

- You need to do
a slight better than handcuffs - Doomlands

- You need to do a slight better than handcuffs

I think there was just
some kind of misunderstanding - Doomlands

I think there was just some kind of misunderstanding

Wow. You would think not talking
for three seconds - Doomlands

Wow. You would think not talking for three seconds

- Then why does everyone else
have a cool picture with Onorato - Doomlands

- Then why does everyone else have a cool picture with Onora...

- Get out of here! [sobs]
- [Toad Man groans] - Doomlands

- Get out of here! [sobs] - [Toad Man groans]

- [Onorato speaking] - Doomlands

- [Onorato speaking]

This is why people
should be allowed to use - Doomlands

This is why people should be allowed to use

[theme music playing] - Doomlands

[theme music playing]

Not sure how long Jep
and Xanthena's act - Doomlands

Not sure how long Jep and Xanthena's act

Oh, you're making me shoot - Doomlands

Oh, you're making me shoot

And here I am, 20 seconds in.
I can't... I can't stop. - Doomlands

And here I am, 20 seconds in. I can't... I can't s...

Jep, what about it, buddy?
Please. Just one night. - Doomlands

Jep, what about it, buddy? Please. Just one night.

Then you stormed outside and got
swallowed up by the sand. - Doomlands

Then you stormed outside and got swallowed up by the sand.

[exclaims] - Doomlands

I'm trying to kill you." - Doomlands

I'm trying to kill you."

So, uh, don't overthink it.
Onorato's a tough nut to crack. - Doomlands

So, uh, don't overthink it. Onorato's a tough nut ...

[theme music playing] - Doomlands

[theme music playing]

- [flies buzzing]
- [ominous laughter] - Doomlands

- [flies buzzing] - [ominous laughter]

- Sunny, sorry I'm late, man.
I got your email-- - Doomlands

- Sunny, sorry I'm late, man. I got your email--

- LHANDI: This seems like
one of those conversations - Doomlands

- LHANDI: This seems like one of those conversations

Sometimes a friendship
just needs a solid story - Doomlands

Sometimes a friendship just needs a solid story

- The world is
full of predatory people - Doomlands

- The world is full of predatory people

- Danny, look at me.
The point is that-- - Doomlands

- Danny, look at me. The point is that--

- [groans, groaning] - Doomlands

- [groans, groaning]

Oh, God. You're gonna
kill me, aren't you? [grunts] - Doomlands

Oh, God. You're gonna kill me, aren't you? [grunts...

- [rock music playing]
- [Jep gasps] - Doomlands

- [rock music playing] - [Jep gasps]

I could have you wrapped up
in a pyramid scheme now - Doomlands

I could have you wrapped up in a pyramid scheme now

- Oh, don't worry, Sunny.
I'll be sure - Doomlands

- Oh, don't worry, Sunny. I'll be sure

- [burps] Oh, God, I burp
when I get nervous. [burps] - Doomlands

- [burps] Oh, God, I burp when I get nervous. [burps]

[ominous music playing] - Doomlands

[ominous music playing]

- I know you're just
trying to upset me - Doomlands

- I know you're just trying to upset me

He has spent a fortune on some
very dubious supplements. - Doomlands

He has spent a fortune on some very dubious supplements.

So, erm...
to make you talk to me, - Doomlands

So, erm... to make you talk to me,

- Ooh, my Lhandi Lou.
- [Lhandi chuckles] - Doomlands

- Ooh, my Lhandi Lou. - [Lhandi chuckles]

- [sighs, clears throat] - Doomlands

- [sighs, clears throat]

- [both laughing] - Doomlands

- [both laughing]

- [car engine revving]
- [tires squealing] - Doomlands

- [car engine revving] - [tires squealing]

What new horrors do you have
in store for me today, Mr. Doom? - Doomlands

What new horrors do you have in store for me today, Mr. Doom...

- I have missed you so much!
- [giggles] - Doomlands

- I have missed you so much! - [giggles]

- Stop! You stop!
- With all this, shit, - Doomlands

- Stop! You stop! - With all this, shit,

[melodic,
harmonious music playing] - Doomlands

[melodic, harmonious music playing]

- I was just thinking, "Hey,
if a dog and a cat got married - Doomlands

- I was just thinking, "Hey, if a dog and a cat got mar...

- Oh! [chuckles]
Aren't you a funny little man? - Doomlands

- Oh! [chuckles] Aren't you a funny little man?

If anyone is still alive,
I'm... I'm so sorry, okay? - Doomlands

If anyone is still alive, I'm... I'm so sorry, oka...

- Okay.
- Well, I just believe - Doomlands

- Okay. - Well, I just believe

He seems nice and smiley
in the commercials, - Doomlands

He seems nice and smiley in the commercials,

Woo-hoo, so excited to show you - Doomlands

Woo-hoo, so excited to show you

- No, you cannot let him win.
Don't you see? - Doomlands

- No, you cannot let him win. Don't you see?

- Oh, I don't know...
[clears throat] I'm just Jep. - Doomlands

- Oh, I don't know... [clears throat] I'm just Jep...

Today it's beer,
tomorrow it will be your homes, - Doomlands

Today it's beer, tomorrow it will be your homes,

[melodic,
harmonious music playing] - Doomlands

[melodic, harmonious music playing]

- EASY STREAMS: Uh-huh.
- The answer was "yes." - Doomlands

- EASY STREAMS: Uh-huh. - The answer was "yes."

You're dismissive,
you're caustic, - Doomlands

You're dismissive, you're caustic,

- Sorry, Lhandi.
People who hid the truth - Doomlands

- Sorry, Lhandi. People who hid the truth

- [Onorato speaking] - Doomlands

- [Onorato speaking]

- Oh, you have a lot of name.
[chuckles] - Doomlands

- Oh, you have a lot of name. [chuckles]

- A wise old tortoise,
with a little cane. - Doomlands

- A wise old tortoise, with a little cane.

- And that is how I bested - Doomlands

- And that is how I bested

- Oh. [laughing nervously]
- [laughs] - Doomlands

- Oh. [laughing nervously] - [laughs]

Not for Doomshine,
not for yourselves, - Doomlands

Not for Doomshine, not for yourselves,

- I feel like we're kind of
in a space - Doomlands

- I feel like we're kind of in a space

- [Onorato speaking] - Doomlands

- [Onorato speaking]

Yeah, that's good, Lhandi,
very good. - Doomlands

Yeah, that's good, Lhandi, very good.

- Yeah, I'm not gonna do...
- If you enter here, - Doomlands

- Yeah, I'm not gonna do... - If you enter here,

You better come out,
you bastard, - Doomlands

You better come out, you bastard,

- Let us in!
- DANNY: Jesus, - Doomlands

- Let us in! - DANNY: Jesus,

- [Onorato speaking] - Doomlands

- [Onorato speaking]

- It smells like a flower's
trying to sneak up on me, - Doomlands

- It smells like a flower's trying to sneak up on me,

- All right!
- Yeah! Oh, no, no! [gasps] - Doomlands

- All right! - Yeah! Oh, no, no! [gasps]

- Xanth, that was amazing!
It brought us to so many places. - Doomlands

- Xanth, that was amazing! It brought us to so many places.

- Did it seem like Sunny
had fewer teeth - Doomlands

- Did it seem like Sunny had fewer teeth

- [Onorato speaking] - Doomlands

- [Onorato speaking]

- I liked that part of the show
when you made us all horny-like. - Doomlands

- I liked that part of the show when you made us all horny-l...

[speaking] - Doomlands

We got business with Edric - Doomlands

We got business with Edric

- [Jep laughing]
- [Xanthena laughing] - Doomlands

- [Jep laughing] - [Xanthena laughing]

You've been preparing
for this for months, - Doomlands

You've been preparing for this for months,

- BOTH: [laughing] - Doomlands

- BOTH: [laughing]

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The infamous Danny Doom and ambitious bartender, Lhandi, pour beers across a desolate wasteland in their mobile pub named The Oasis. Danny and his comrades face ruthless desert gangs, creeps with the power to steal memories, and, perhaps the worst thing of all, bathroom graffiti.

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Director: Josh O'Keefe

Writer: Max Favetti, Sunny Munn, Josh O'Keefe

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Year: 2022

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Released: 02 Nov 2017

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