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Gary, shut up.
- It's not a big deal. Gary, this is a big fucking deal. I need a drink. I need a drink.
Come on. Come on! Holy shit. Where are you going? So you've never touched a dick before?
Like, even as a kid? No. Oh, my God, Gary, that is so gay. I'm not supposed to drink, so-- That is the most repressed Catholic-ass
bullshit I've ever heard in my life. I did jerk off once
in a steam room at our country club. Not even an Equinox? Jesus Christ, Gary. It was a long time ago.
The world's different now. Bitch, please.
The ancient Greeks were gay as shit. Zeus ate dick
for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! That's why he was so strong. All the cum. - What?
- You're a very spirited young man. You know what is so funny? People say shit like that all the time,
and I never know what it means
- It's not a big deal. Gary, this is a big fucking deal. I need a drink. I need a drink.
Come on. Come on! Holy shit. Where are you going? So you've never touched a dick before?
Like, even as a kid? No. Oh, my God, Gary, that is so gay. I'm not supposed to drink, so-- That is the most repressed Catholic-ass
bullshit I've ever heard in my life. I did jerk off once
in a steam room at our country club. Not even an Equinox? Jesus Christ, Gary. It was a long time ago.
The world's different now. Bitch, please.
The ancient Greeks were gay as shit. Zeus ate dick
for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! That's why he was so strong. All the cum. - What?
- You're a very spirited young man. You know what is so funny? People say shit like that all the time,
and I never know what it means
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- Gary, shut up.
- It's not a big deal.
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Gary, this is a big fucking deal.
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I need a drink. I need a drink.
Come on. Come on! Holy shit.
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Where are you going?
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So you've never touched a dick before?
Like, even as a kid?
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No.
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Oh, my God, Gary, that is so gay.
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I'm not supposed to drink, so--
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That is the most repressed Catholic-ass
bullshit I've ever heard in my life.
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I did jerk off once
in a steam room at our country club.
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Not even an Equinox? Jesus Christ, Gary.
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It was a long time ago.
The world's different now.
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Bitch, please.
The ancient Greeks were gay as shit.
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Zeus ate dick
for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
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That's why he was so strong.
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All the cum.
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- What?
- You're a very spirited young man.
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You know what is so funny?
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People say shit like that all the time,
and I never know what it means.
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Movie Summary
A deeply repressed man, the uninhibited young man that gives him a happy ending, and all the lives they ruin along the way.
