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This can't be my boat sir Well it most certainly is
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Down Periscope

Thank you, sir

Lt. Cmdr Dodge:
[Meeting Winslow after being assigned to command the Stingray]
Thank you for seeing me on such short notice, Admiral Winslow. Adm. Dean Winslow:
Certainly, Captain. Take a seat. [Both sit down] Adm. Dean Winslow:
So, how do you like your boat? Lt. Cmdr Dodge:
It's a complete piece of... [Sees Winslow's stern look] Lt. Cmdr Dodge:
...Antiquated equipment, sir. I've devoted a good portion of my life to getting my own boat. I was wondering why the Navy chose to embarrass me this way. Adm. Dean Winslow:
No embarassment intended, Captain. You've been chosen for a specific mission. Lt. Cmdr Dodge:
To turn her into a museum, sir? The Wonderful World of Corrosion? Adm. Dean Winslow:
Hardly. [Hands Dodge a Classified folder with recon pictures inside. Dodge looks at the pictures as Winslow speaks] Adm. Dean Winslow:
These are some recent satellite photos of the Russian naval bases at Petropavlovsk and Vladivostok. That's where the Russians have their diesel sub fleet, they're in dock there. But each week, there are fewer, because they're selling them off like hot cakes. To countries like Iraq, Iran, and Libya, to name a few. Lt. Cmdr Dodge:
With all due respect, sir, one American nuclear attack sub could easily defeat several diesels. Adm. Dean Winslow:
In a conventional battle, certainly that's true. But what if you had one renegade diesel captain that decided to hit us - bam! - without warning or cause? Like a terrorist attempting to get a nuclear warhead into one of our harbors? You think we could catch and kill a bogey like that in time? Lt. Cmdr Dodge:
Absolutely, sir. Adm. Dean Winslow:
Well, the Department of Defense and most of the Admiralty, they would agree with you. But, me, personally, I'd like to know for sure. That's why you are going to clean up the Stingray and take her out off the Atlantic coast for a series of war games. One rebel diesel against the US nuclear navy. Come on. [Takes Dodge to a map] Adm. Dean Winslow:
Now, first you're going to attempt to invade Charleston Harbor. Now, if you are lucky enough to evade further pursuit, you are going to try to sink shipping right here at the naval base in Norfolk. Simulated, of course. So, what do you think, Mr. Dodge? Lt. Cmdr Dodge:
I think I'm going to get my ass kicked, sir. Adm. Dean Winslow:
Oh, don't think like that! Damn it to hell, don't go by the book, think like a pirate! I want a man with a tattoo on his dick! Have I got the right man? Lt. Cmdr Dodge:
By a strange coincidence, you do, sir. But sir, this mission you are giving is... close to impossible... If I pull this off, that is, take both ports, I would like command of my own nuclear sub. Adm. Dean Winslow:
Setting terms, now? Lt. Cmdr Dodge:
No, sir. But, without a command, once this exercise is over, I'm heading straight for a desk job, which means I'm out of the Navy. Adm. Dean Winslow:
I can't make you any guarantees, Dodge, but here's what I'll do. I'll give you two live torpedoes, and I'll set a dummy ship in Norfolk harbor. If I see that baby go up, then we'll talk about your boat. Lt. Cmdr Dodge:
Thank you, sir

Full Transcript

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This can't be my boat sir Well it most certainly is
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Balao class refitted 1958 Balao class But that's a diesel sub
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The navy doesn't even use diesels any more They do now She's been recommissioned
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No disrespect to the USS Rustoleum here but I'd be better off in the Merrimack
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I was trained to command a nuclear boat Are you refusing to take command
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No sir Good
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Meet your crew here tomorrow at 0700 They also left over from World War Two sir
Duration
36 seconds
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975
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:40
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2022
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20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

Lt. Cmdr. Tom Dodge is assigned as Captain to the USS Stingray, an old diesel driven submarine that has seen better days.

Actors

Rob Schneider
Marty Pascal