That's 32 inches of confidence in every step. Don't forget - I've got two of 'em!
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[Catcher is talking about his socks to Peter; his secretary eavesdrops on the intercom mid-conversation] Peter MacMannus:
What would you say is the average length, for most men? Catcher Block:
How would I know? You think I spend all my time in the locker room at the club making a comparative study? Peter MacMannus:
Let me see yours again, then. We could measure. I'll get a ruler. Catcher Block:
Better make it a yardstick! Peter MacMannus:
Let's be accurate. Make sure you've got it fully extended. Have it up the whole way. Catcher Block:
It stays up all the way, all day long, man! That's the miracle I was telling you about: better living through chemistry. You got... 16 inches. Peter MacMannus:
16 inches! How long does a man's hose have to be? Catcher Block:
That's 32 inches of confidence in every step. Don't forget - I've got two of 'em! [the secretary faints]
What would you say is the average length, for most men? Catcher Block:
How would I know? You think I spend all my time in the locker room at the club making a comparative study? Peter MacMannus:
Let me see yours again, then. We could measure. I'll get a ruler. Catcher Block:
Better make it a yardstick! Peter MacMannus:
Let's be accurate. Make sure you've got it fully extended. Have it up the whole way. Catcher Block:
It stays up all the way, all day long, man! That's the miracle I was telling you about: better living through chemistry. You got... 16 inches. Peter MacMannus:
16 inches! How long does a man's hose have to be? Catcher Block:
That's 32 inches of confidence in every step. Don't forget - I've got two of 'em! [the secretary faints]
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What would you say is the average length for most men
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How would I know
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You think I spend all my time in the locker room at the club making a comparative study
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Let me see yours again then
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We could measure I'll get a ruler
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Better make it a yardstick
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Let's be accurate Make sure you've got it fully extended
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Have it up the whole way
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It stays up all the way all day long man
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That's the miracle I was telling you about Better living through chemistry
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You got 16 inches
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Sixteen inches
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How long does a man's hose have to be
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That's 32 inches of confidence in every step
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Don't forget I've got two of'em
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Movie Summary
In 1962 New York City, love blossoms between a playboy journalist and a feminist advice author.
Actors
Peter Macmannus
Catcher Block
